I wonder....
Ralph moans that "ain't no bish loyal, wahman are snakes", but what's to be loyal to?
He's shaped and smells like a curdled bag of milk, he has a dying show, next to no audience, burns bridges every chance he gets, has 2 kids he can barely support, is hated by his only living family, IQ of a melted gumboot, has a drug and alcohol problem, a small penis, rude, no education and has a porn and gambling addiction. He's sexually perverse and misogynistic.
He spends any money he has on drugs, alcohol, porn, gambling or hookers and not on his wife and daughter. He'd rather have Xannyberries than a car seat for his infant daughter.
He literally has no worth. What product is the Ralphamale selling exactly?