BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE: The difference between blue-blooded rich people from Georgetown in Washington, D.C., and hillbillies from Warsaw, Indiana? Boarding school, to me when we were growing up, was what they threatened you with when you were a complete dick and unmanageable.
CO-HOST: They called it reform school.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Well, whatever. They said, we're sending you away to school.
CO-HOST: Yeah.
THE LOVE SPONGE: That's like considered a blue-blooded treat in the circles [inaudible] jackass. It's still the same.
CO-HOST: They've got their kids duped.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah.
TUCKER CARLSON: That is so funny. I am gonna -- when I see her this weekend I'm gonna tell her you said that.
THE LOVE SPONGE: How's this prison-like facility doing?
CARLSON: If you had seen it -- it's literally, the school is in a Robin Williams movie and I can never remember -- I've never seen it, but it's Mr. Chips or -- it's a movie that Robin Williams did about boarding school.
CO-HOST: Dead Poets Society?
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah. Dead Poets Society.
CARLSON: Yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And it was shot at her school.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah, I bet it was.
CARLSON: It's a good-looking place. I mean, it's a great-looking place.
THE LOVE SPONGE: I know. It costs $60,000 a year. My God.
CARLSON: What they do is they hide the concertina wire. I mean, it's there, you know, but it's behind the guard towers so you can't really see it as well as you would normally. No, trust me, you will send your kids to boarding school.
THE LOVE SPONGE: No, I will not, I promise you that. I love my kids and I want to hang on to them and love them and give them a kiss at night and not have to talk to them via AT&T and text them and things like that. Then they throw me a bone that I get to see them every fifth weekend. That's considered, you know, a privilege. By the way, it's my kid last time I checked. Jesus. You rich people.
CARLSON: My daughter, who's a big Bubba fan, will definitely be amused.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Well tell her that Bubba, big Bubba, is the one that's sticking up for her trying to get her back into the big house. I mean, you're treating her like a slave. Yeah, Master Dad, I'd love to be back in the big house, Master Dad. I don't like living in a dormitory with other bad girls, please, Master Dad. She's probably picking up --
CARLSON: Cold water showers and mush.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah. You don't -- those rich kids, man. It's hard telling some of the stuff she's gonna pick up.
CARLSON: Yeah. It’s -- look, actually, I think it's a more sheltered environment than it is going to--
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah.
CO-HOST: Right.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Let me just give you an example, OK? When she's laying her head in your bed at night, you know who the hell's in her bedroom and what they're doing. Nobody, just her. Well, when she's in a dormitory-type setting and these little girls start experiment around, next thing you know, you know, you got a lesbian on your hands.
CARLSON: I don't think -- I don't think that's likely.
CO-HOST: Next thing you know, boom.
CARLSON: I don't think that's --
THE LOVE SPONGE: Boom. Next thing you know --
CO-HOST: Lesbian.
CARLSON: I don't think that's likely. I just don't see it.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Next thing you know, [inaudible], what's going on in the [inaudible] dormitory? Nothing. I don't got a PSP to play, I ain't got nothing going on, I ain't got my mom and dad here telling me that they love me and tuck me in bed. So, here's Trixie, she wants to explore my body a little bit, so hey, let's go crazy.
CO-HOST: Wow. You're a sicko.
CARLSON: If it weren't my daughter I would love that scenario.
CO-HOST: That's one theory.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Well I mean it's a -- Manson, Manson, can you tell him --
CARLSON: But I just can't. And I just think that's pretty unlikely --
THE LOVE SPONGE: As outlandish as that is, how old is your daughter?
CARLSON: 14.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Manson, can you please try to help me out here.
CO-HOST: No. I think you're on your own on this one. I think you're crazy.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Screw you, Manson. Fourteen-year-old girls, man, are getting into that sort of deal. Manson, you yourself told me that the new cool thing amongst girls is what?
CO-HOST: To be a fake lesbian.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Thank you. So you don't think that does not go into the blue-blooded boarding houses as well?
CO-HOST: Well if you've raised your daughter right she's not gonna, you know --
THE LOVE SPONGE: OK. I'm telling you, peer pressure's a bitch, especially when your mom and dad aren't there to solidify it every day. I'm telling ya. Nobody wants to listen to me.
CARLSON: Yeah, I think it's much less likely.
