Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

but as it stands he is a low energy and a low sink individual, also fat
Patso isn't low energy. He responds to every single stalker with liveliness and verve. I wouldn't have the energy to do that.
...but if Patrick was paying the torswats guy to swat him, why would the dude then get revenge by continuing to swat Rick for free?

That's like refusing to pay a drug dealer, and he tries to get back at you by driving by your house and throwing little rocks of cocaine at your front window.
He might do it because he knows that getting SWATed is an unpleasant experience.
Maybe it's like refusing to pay your dominatrix so she puts away the candle wax and takes out the anus-demolisher. Technically it's more of what you want but it's still revenge.
This all seems so retarded
Verily.
Has Dan Mullen got his own thread here, yet?
I love when they introduce new characters to the Patrick Tomlinson Expanded Waistline.
I don't think the number of t's is the issue, it's his stubbornly fat insistence on capitalizing the second t.
Maybe Jamaican Pat is back? Him nuh like da swat, ting.
 
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Random thought but it's weird how Pat never oinks about model making on the bird site, he seemed pretty invested in it and well read on the hobby (classic autism trait there)
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Look how the Pigman dances for us 😂
We own your mind, Pat. Rent free!
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I was more pointing out the fact that he always capitalizes the 2 Ts, he's the only person I have seen do that. I get that is a revelatively new term. Every time I see him do that, I imagine him yelling the Ts.
I assume it's a combination of tard rage and his fingers being obese. In Patrick's defense, any spelling and grammar errors could be because his phone screen is just smashed to bits.
 
Also re that Patti Labelle concert, Dan and @Meat Target said Pat was at a showing of A Christmas Carol on the same date. Did Pat tweet about this? Fuck making a Twitter account to look and Nitter is stupid to use and Wayback machine doesn't show anything.
 
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Also re that Patti Labelle concert, Dan and @Meat Target said Pat was at a showing of A Christmas Carol on the same date. Did Pat tweet about this? Fuck making a Twitter account to look and Nitter is stupid to use
He tweeted a photo of the closed stage curtain from his seat. I don't know the timing, but I presumed it was establishing that he was at that location so when it got SWATTTTTTTed he could say "look, all I did was tell the world where I was for attention and now the theater's been SWATetc.ed."
 
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I know some of you brothermen adjacents want a lil taste so here you go
No, stalker, you aren't my pointer finger.

My finger is copyright and you cannot use it for your obsessive psychotic stalking cult website as some sort of joke. Wait for the  knock point.
 
I know we've gone over this before but Pat might have revealed a smoking gun during his post-debtor exam tweetathon, something the MPD/FBI should've picked up on if they weren't brain-dead retards. It was briefly mentioned in passing by @Meat Target and Dan on NPS but we then got sidetracked on the Gemini wallet story not adding up: the Patti Labelle bomb threat.
I'm gonna lay this out clearly in case they or any honest (lol) journalists have been reading through the Farms thread lately as it's another thread of circumstantial evidence that adds up with the rest.

Think about it: why would anyone call a bomb threat to a Patti Lebelle concert? She's just some random boomer singer. It doesn't make sense (Pat's claim that it was racially motivated is tired and unconvincing)- until you propose that the threat was made to the wrong theater.
Pabst Theater where she was performing is part of the Pabst Theater Group:
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The theater Pat was at on the same night- the Riverside Theater- is also part of the Pabst Theater Group. Pat likely mistook the theater name (as the below tweet proves) because he's a moron when calling in the swatting:
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He maybe thought the Riverside Theater was the Pabst Theater because it's part of the Pabst Theater Group, and told Torswats (or had someone tell Torswats). Meanwhile Torswats is calling in a bomb threat to the original Pabst Theater. This tweet was so he could say how the stalkers knew where he was.

Only now is he saying MPD supposedly told him it was "his stalkers".
Hey MPD, are you reading this? Did you tell him? If not, aren't you wondering why he would lie about that little detail? FBI? You could chase this up very easily, you know.

1.2 Pat probably saw the many signs outside the Riverside Theater saying "Pabst Theater" and thought that was its name. Or maybe he was confused because you order tickets from the Pabst Theater Group website. Or maybe it was deliberate and he really is that much of a psychotic scumbag:
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Come on MPD/FBI- Do your fucking job.
 
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I know we've gone over this before but Pat might have revealed a smoking gun during his post-debtor exam tweetathon, something the MPD/FBI should've picked up on if they weren't brain-dead retards. It was briefly mentioned in passing by @Meat Target and Dan on NPS but we then got sidetracked on the Gemini wallet story not adding up: the Patti Labelle bomb threat.
To be honest, though, couldn't any dickhead reading his tweets have made the same mistake and SWATed the wrong theatre?

I think the potential smoking gun is the the SWATing that never was: the conference. Why would Pat be so adamant that there had been a bomb threat when the other conference goers and the venue itself was oblivious to it? Either he's just made the whole thing up which, even for Pat, would be dumb since there are hundreds of witnesses to it not happening, or he had some reason to think there was supposed to be one. And what reason might someone have to be so certain that there was meant to have been a bomb threat at the conference?

Also, if I were being targeted like that, I'd want to make absolutely sure that the right person was identified so it would stop. I wouldn't just latch on to it being the first random person that was proffered as a suggestion unless I was happy with just anyone being blamed regardless of whether it was them or not because I was happy for everyone to focus on the poor random Swede rather than on me.

This is all such insanity though that who knows what could be going on.
 
Come on MPD/FBI- Do your fucking job.
Well I don't think I was ever more convinced that this would warrant a... Warrant, or subpoena or whatever into Pat's activities on telegram or other social media. The problem is someone named "Pat Tomlinson's Missing Left Testicle" tweeting at the MPD is not going to get them this information or warrant a serious response. I can only hope (begrudgingly) that this info was already submitted as an honest good Samaritan inquiry/assistance to the MPD and it's taking a while because as Null mentioned cops fucking hate paperwork or any sort of work that isn't "shoot/yell at niggers" so they drag their feet. Which I don't get because I'm sure they're all absolutely annoyed and there's probably two camps in the department; those that know or suspect Pat but haven't had anything to get a judge to sign off, or those that are annoyed and will take anything of a lead at this point.
 
Are we sure the LaBelle bomb threat had anything to do with Patrick at all? I was under the impression that some random jerkoff was responsible for it and Pat tries to make it about himself because narcissist. It was a fairly high profile incident; I saw it on the news a few times the next day.

Also, if I were being targeted like that, I'd want to make absolutely sure that the right person was identified so it would stop. I wouldn't just latch on to it being the first random person that was proffered as a suggestion unless I was happy with just anyone being blamed regardless of whether it was them or not because I was happy for everyone to focus on the poor random Swede rather than on me.
To me, this is huge. Almost as big as Pat. There is nowhere near enough evidence to support “case closed!” but Piggy and Pals seem to believe it.
 
Why is he dumb enough to post every single place he is at? If someone is truly stalking him and sending bomb threats to every establishment he frequents, it would probably be wise not to advertise every place you are at. This guy is so stupid and narcissistic. That said, even if no one was stalking me, I still wouldn't be posting half the personal shit he and his dumb friends posts, they are almost asking to get stalked.
 
To be honest, though, couldn't any dickhead reading his tweets have made the same mistake and SWATed the wrong theatre?

I think the potential smoking gun is the the SWATing that never was: the conference. Why would Pat be so adamant that there had been a bomb threat when the other conference goers and the venue itself was oblivious to it? Either he's just made the whole thing up which, even for Pat, would be dumb since there are hundreds of witnesses to it not happening, or he had some reason to think there was supposed to be one. And what reason might someone have to be so certain that there was meant to have been a bomb threat at the conference?

Also, if I were being targeted like that, I'd want to make absolutely sure that the right person was identified so it would stop. I wouldn't just latch on to it being the first random person that was proffered as a suggestion unless I was happy with just anyone being blamed regardless of whether it was them or not because I was happy for everyone to focus on the poor random Swede rather than on me.

This is all such insanity though that who knows what could be going on.
Yeah you've got a point there with the bomb threat that never materialized; my point is there is more than enough circumstantial evidence at this point to get a warrant on Pa's Twitter data and his devices. Qui bono? (that's a Latin reference, Dan). Who benefits from all this? Why would aTalkers want to garner sympathy for Pat by doing this? The only person who benefits is Pat, as he tries to rally people against ONA and gain currency in the professional victim grift (qv. his cringe "this is Gamergate 2.0" BS)

I'm laying out what I can with this SWATing crap so that any third party daring to look at the evil cyberdoxxing site Kiwi Farms gets a few illuminating tidbits that nogs their jogs.
 
More fake SWAT calls means more funding coming from totally innocuous, safe interactions, I don't see why MPD would care to stop this. They have more important things to worry about and will take the easy layup if it's given to them. It's just something that's irritating a man who joined in on the ACAB chorus. Not all cops are bastards, but they are all petty, if they looked into Pigs Piggerson they would not be rushing to put an end to this.

Kudos on the non-SWATTTT at that con being the smoking gun, that plus some work on tracking timestamps of tweets vs police records would probably prove prior knowledge.
 
Why is he dumb enough to post every single place he is at? If someone is truly stalking him and sending bomb threats to every establishment he frequents, it would probably be wise not to advertise every place you are at. This guy is so stupid and narcissistic. That said, even if no one was stalking me, I still wouldn't be posting half the personal shit he and his dumb friends posts, they are almost asking to get stalked.
 
Why is he dumb enough to post every single place he is at? If someone is truly stalking him and sending bomb threats to every establishment he frequents, it would probably be wise not to advertise every place you are at. This guy is so stupid and narcissistic. That said, even if no one was stalking me, I still wouldn't be posting half the personal shit he and his dumb friends posts, they are almost asking to get stalked.
It's weird because he said "silence isn't working" in one of his more recent threads, when he's been fucking listing them and stalker childing every pest on Twitter everywhere, even conversations he's not a part of as long as he's mentioned. If that was silence what the fuck is he doing now?

Unrelated. I dreamt another lolcow, I think it was KingCobra, could've been someone else, was at a train station and Pat was also there. The lolcow was getting accosted and he ran away, came back, and for no reason threw shit at Pat's face and then Pat freaked out and called him a child stalker among other rants. Maybe a portent of things to come with a surprise lolcow crossover from someone he hasn't introduced us to?
 
Why is he dumb enough to post every single place he is at? If someone is truly stalking him and sending bomb threats to every establishment he frequents, it would probably be wise not to advertise every place you are at. This guy is so stupid and narcissistic. That said, even if no one was stalking me, I still wouldn't be posting half the personal shit he and his dumb friends posts, they are almost asking to get stalked.
Wow,
It's weird because he said "silence isn't working" in one of his more recent threads, when he's been fucking listing them and stalker childing every pest on Twitter everywhere, even conversations he's not a part of as long as he's mentioned. If that was silence what the fuck is he doing now?

Unrelated. I dreamt another lolcow, I think it was KingCobra, could've been someone else, was at a train station and Pat was also there. The lolcow was getting accosted and he ran away, came back, and for no reason threw shit at Pat's face and then Pat freaked out and called him a child stalker among other rants. Maybe a portent of things to come with a surprise lolcow crossover from someone he hasn't introduced us to?
It may have been a psychic dream.

At this point, he is an asshole, if someone was constantly trying to bomb me, I wouldn't advertise it and go to major public places where other innocent people who have nothing to do with me could potentially be harmed. Who cares about him attending a Christmas play or going to some dumb bar.
 
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