Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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He's just fishing for other peoples rehab stories so he can Frankenstein his own fake rehab story together from factual elements.
Well, if he wants to make a human rights complaint to the rehab clinic he supposedly went to (press X to doubt) or sue them for misgendering, he'd better have a couple of believeable stories about what actually happens there.
 
Well, if he wants to make a human rights complaint to the rehab clinic he supposedly went to (press X to doubt) or sue them for misgendering, he'd better have a couple of believeable stories about what actually happens there.

that's not what happened, they didn't even know he was trans until he told them, then the nurse person said that they had so many trans addicts becuse they were using drugs as a cope to deal with all the transphobia so it's not his fault he became an addict, even the recovery drugs were made in trans flag colors to show they were allies.
 
Well, if he wants to make a human rights complaint to the rehab clinic he supposedly went to (press X to doubt) or sue them for misgendering, he'd better have a couple of believeable stories about what actually happens there.
"And then they poured maple syrup on me, put a toque on my head, and said 'This is John A Macdonald country'!" -Lucas "Jussie Smollet" Roberts
 
Keffals claiming he knows what it's like to be a "recovered addict" when he never even went to rehab is peak hilarity.
i remember long ago hearing someone famous i wanna say it was craig ferguson or somebody on his show maybe? but they were talking about how the people who go to rehab and leave and just say they are recovered are always the first ones to go back.

because they just act like everything is fine and continue to hang out at the same places and around the same people and do the same exact things that lead to them becoming an addict in the first place. thats what keffals is doing as well.

rehab or not he claims his drug abuse was due to the trauma suffered from his swatting and the harassment he receives online. if that was true then why would he make himself a target?

why would he speak on things that he knows will result in negative attention especially if he is still "recovering" anyone with a brain can see the facade but the troons who support him are gonna gush over how brave and amazing he is for fighting addiction.

far as i am concerned unless keffals makes some massive changes to the way he interacts with people online i am just gonna assume he is as sober as ethan ralph on any given day of the week for the past month or so.
 
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And how does that explain the past drug abuse and past rehab attendance claims?
from what i remember his past drug issues were because of his time in the hospital during his transition. i also remember him talking about abusing drugs while his dad was dying from cancer.

so if all that is true he is for sure an addict but not the type of addict that realizes they have a problem and gets help. he is more so one of those addicts like bam margera who just go to rehab non stop and never get any better.

maybe one day if we are lucky keffals will also go on a meth crazed freak out and run off into the woods like bam did.
 
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This dumbfuck has a room temperature IQ but is so desperate to been seen intelligent. It's sad but mostly funny. :story:
I think we should be kind to a man who just struggled through the all the inherent problems of rehab for a serious problem all while hiding the story about what the police did to him when his life was put in danger as it has been ever since all while also battling crippling gender dysphoria.

In that spirit, I will offer Keffals some free advice about how to appear much much smarter than you are to everyone: don't talk about stuff you don't know about.

You know what really stupid people think they know about? Everything. Look at MovieBob or Jake Alley or Alejandra Caraballo or Patirck S. Tomlinson or Erin Reed or Brianna Wu or Keffals. You get the idea.
 
I think we should be kind to a man who just struggled through the all the inherent problems of rehab for a serious problem all while hiding the story about what the police did to him when his life was put in danger as it has been ever since all while also battling crippling gender dysphoria.

In that spirit, I will offer Keffals some free advice about how to appear much much smarter than you are to everyone: don't talk about stuff you don't know about.

You know what really stupid people think they know about? Everything. Look at MovieBob or Jake Alley or Alejandra Caraballo or Patirck S. Tomlinson or Erin Reed or Brianna Wu or Keffals. You get the idea.
A statement as old as time itself. The person who says the most often has little to say at all.
 
Keffals is grateful for his new lease on life (and the opportunity to continue collecting those sweet, sweet griftbux).
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'I'm too weak and fragile too stream in front of a larger audience'
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Oh Keffals, again with the sneaky moves to encourage people to subscribe to your Patreon.
It's not like you set up a stream for literally the day after as per @Something Awful's reporting
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If this stream goes ahead I'm guessing what will happen is something along the lines of 'I wasn't planning to but since my patreon stream went well I thought I'd try my usual audience'.
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Tweets about leaving Twitter for Bluesky.
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Deleted of course. It's weird though, all of a sudden all of the Keffals mods are also tweeting about Bluesky.

Update, after Leafy's tweet pulled a 5000 like surplus on Keffals tweet the ratio has been aborted and deleted.
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'I'm too weak and fragile too stream in front of a larger audience'
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Oh Keffals, again with the sneaky moves to encourage people to subscribe to your Patreon.
It's not like you set up a stream for literally the day after as per @Something Awful's reporting
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If this stream goes ahead I'm guessing what will happen is something along the lines of 'I wasn't planning to but since my patreon stream went well I thought I'd try my usual audience'.

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Tweets about leaving Twitter for Bluesky.
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Deleted of course. It's weird though, all of a sudden all of the Keffals mods are also tweeting about Bluesky.

Update, after Leafy's tweet pulled a 5000 like surplus on Keffals tweet the ratio has been aborted and deleted.
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Amazing how he went from Elon bad, to mastodon back to something else. These troons can't win.
 
Oh shit, Keffals appears to be quiting Twitter since all of the posts after September 2022 have disappeared. The only things left seem to be retweets.
Even the legal tweets with Lawyer Anusman have been purged. :story:

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