Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

The sadness in Tardski's voice when he sees that WOAH ASSTON: METOKUR MASOCHIST... only gave 10 bucks.
Kind of a letdown after him donating $1000 a few times and routinely throwing away hundreds of dollars.

Episode 42: Bing-Bong!


Remember when Warski leaked the Google Hangouts link three fucking times? That certainly was a Tardski moment.

How the fuck do these people manage to spend 70 minutes talking about what they're going to get into without actually getting into it?
Cumroad shilling and reading trannychats. Gotta give that internet fwiend experience to the mentally and socially retarded people. That is the actual point of the show. Everything else will take a backseat.
not only that but this episode has the worst audio levels, blarring music, Tardski screaming close to the mic, can barely hear Asstroon.
This is gonna suck, I can already tell. But hey, Tardski is finally speaking into the mic! Now Asstroon needs to do the same.
 
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I tried watching Kino Casino for the first time in months to see how they'd cover Ralph's separation and I'm actually shocked by how bad it's gotten. I didn't have high expectations but it's completely unwatchable. Andy is a spastic retard and his screaming into the mic is so fucking grating.

I don't understand how anyone can sit through this show for more than 5 minutes.
 
@IamnottheNSA, what happens if we split the file into 14 parts and overlap the audio channels?

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This video is like Impressionism, where the goal is is not to depict literal reality, but the FEELING one has experiencing something, the EXPERIENCE of it. Thank you for creating an accurate depiction of my personal experience watching Kino Casino - a hellish cacaphony of shrieking laughter and endlessly repetitive catch-phrases.

When I die and go to Hell, Satan will torture me with Kino Casino reruns for all eternity.
 
1&1/2 to 2 hours before these guys even get to any content then going for 9 hours + cumroad. $1000 USD to come hang out on the show. Sounds like they are trying to corner the I'm-about-to-kill-myself-if-i-dont-have-media-playing-every-waking-moment friend simulator market.
TRS and Randbot have that market cornered.
 
Episode 43: Buddy!

Literally nothing fucking happened during their 420 episode. "BUDDY!" "WOAH BUDDY!" "HO-LEE BUDDY!" - what a riveting fucking commentary over a game of TMNT.

LMAO, I wouldn't call an e-peen measuring contest with Ethan Gunt an "arms race", but ok.
Seriously, the cope measuring is getting more and more pathetic by the day, especially when you consider that they are measuring their live watcher numbers against the numbers of a pill-popping alcoholic that struggles to stay awake, much less stay coherent.

Sweet merciful CHRIST calm down with the hollering, Asstroon! You sound more unhinged than coked-up Tardski!
Also this fucking autist spammed the same meme music for almost an hour straight. What was with all that shitting on Gunt about "annoying as fuck music playing whenever someone donates", Asstroon?
This was, indeed, a fucking nightmare.

Also
>streams almost every day
>most of the time it's long-ass streams filled with nothing
>annoying as fuck music playing whenever someone donates

Damn, this IS Killstream now!
But hey, Tardski is finally speaking into the mic!
And just like that he went from avoiding the mic by any means necessary to eating the mic. And we got the return of Wine Snortski.
 
WHOOOAAAAA! I'M J-J-JUS-J-JUST A W-W-WO-WO-WORM FOR 1000 SINS! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Don’t forget to ring the “RETARD ALERT” triangle! Whoa there, folks! That’s going to be the end of our free eternal punishment segment. The PREMIUM Damnation for All Time will be available on the Cumroad for a mere $1,000 a month. It’s the exact same thing happening with nothing different - but now it’s premium. See ya at the Cumroad!
 
Aw sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!

a hellish cacaphony of shrieking laughter
Honestly that video cracked me up. Also, my dogs go crazy when I play just a few moments of it and pause. They like bark at the screen and shit. I can't tell if they are angry or afraid.
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