🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[BingBongDingDong]

King Jon needs something with electrolytes. Get him a Gatorade for goodness sake lol. Or better yet some pickles/pickles juice would do him wonders like I already saw someone else say. Poor fella needs an experienced alchie to guide him through this.
Also everybody kept saying that they were being too nice letting them have booze and pizza, I'm hoping it was a way to disarm them to make today miserable. As somebody who has had to take care of their kids with a hangover more than once I'll say they're in a foe a rough one. Do we know if these babydolls can be fucked with wirelessly? Like can jet crank up the irritability without touching them? I truly want today to be a setup for misery lol

 

[Blitzsneed]

Eh, as long as he can keep something down by the afternoon he’ll be fine. Although the idea of them bringing in the cowboy hat contractor guy to give him a saline drip is pretty funny.

Retching AGAIN someone get this man a doctor pedialyte and some boxing gloves

"Fwuck"

>producer comes in
>fills a cup with tap water
>fucks off
Not even helping to make him drink. There is no way Jon isn't going to the hospital at this point.

wes, if you're reading this: He needs pedialyte, not gatorade and someone needs to be there to make sure he actually keeps it down. You're an even bigger retard than Jon.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Sam completely obliterating and humiliating a retarded chink was hilarious.

It kind of sucks to see Sam destroy a guy for the sake of comedy though, I thought he was above that.
All that was needed was 'He's an ESL chink weirdo with low IQ and an even lower understanding of the English language, wrote dumb books that if clipped out of context sounds like he's something like pro pedo, but actually..' and whatever excuse you want.
That's all. That's all that was needed at any point but for some unbelievable reason it festered into whatever this was.

He's a low iq weirdo retard but he doesn't remotely deserve to be witch hunted like this and branded a pedophile. Undeserved.

the chink could have said that but he didn't. went on to interview an hour later still couldn't say he was a dumb chink with ESL. If anything simmons dug himself a deeper hole by not playing the "me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke" card.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

It's for sure one of his first times drinking.

I used to be on tard watch in uni during orientation based events. If you're in charge it is fully your job to recognize the people who don't have much experience drinking. Some of them lie but you can always tell by how they act after two drinks. Usually that's either when you cut them off or lean into the rest of your night being monitoring them because its your fault for giving an inexperienced person alcohol.

They honestly don't know what they're getting into and will argue with you every time if you tell them to stop/go to bed. Usually you want to leave them in an actual bed with a trash can next to them. Not on the floor where they will 100% turn over due to the smell and the wet of the vomit.

The way Vance was talking, it sounds like people tried to keep Jon from drinking but he got excited and slammed a bunch of booze really fast all at once when no one was in a position to stop him. But again, we don't really have a good idea what happened because nobody on the show has explained anything and the cameras were shut off.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

>producer comes in
>fills a cup with tap water
>fucks off
Not even helping to make him drink. There is no way Jon isn't going to the hospital at this point.

This is showing that the zoomer crew doesn't really understand how to do anything just like the contestants.

 

[Apple Park]

The way Vance was talking, it sounds like people tried to keep Jon from drinking but he got excited and slammed a bunch of booze really fast all at once when no one was in a position to stop him. But again, we don't really have a good idea what happened because nobody on the show has explained anything and the cameras were shut off.

Yeah, and even though he has the mentality of a 12 year old, he's still an adult. It's not like they can physically restrain Jon from drinking. From the looks of what's going on now though, he will never drink again.

 

[RotPockets]

People like to sperg about how fake all these shows are, but the closer truth is that they're curated. What's going on is real, but we see it from the perspective that production wants to see.

You are currently seeing it from the perspective of the production team, not the perspective the production team has crafted. Which makes sense since you are expected to affect the outcome by paying to influence the contestants. The finished product will be edited to include the footage they are recording in person, not just the surveillance footage. That is what they will be packaging as the finished product, you are currently engaging with the raw unedited footage. This could be the only time you are able to see it in long form, in it’s entirety. After it is a finished product the clips will probably get taken down.

 

[Netizennameless]

The way Vance was talking, it sounds like people tried to keep Jon from drinking but he got excited and slammed a bunch of booze really fast all at once when no one was in a position to stop him. But again, we don't really have a good idea what happened because nobody on the show has explained anything and the cameras were shut off.

I wouldn't trust that faggot Vance if he told me water was wet.

 

[RedRage]

If anything simmons dug himself a deeper hole by not playing the "me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke" card.

I'm still torn on the situation, leaning towards chink tard instead of pedo, but even if he went with that, you know for sure people wouldent buy it either way. If he's not then sadly someone like Sam saying you are live in front of thousands of people makes it so you are in the publics eye, truth be damned.

 

[Meth Until Death]

I wouldn't trust that faggot Vance if he told me water was wet.

Gotta give credit where credit's due, Vance did say last night in B4 that he tried stopping Jon and taking it off him, then thought about hiding it in Josie's room.

 

[Rakovnik]

I'm still torn on the situation, leaning towards chink tard instead of pedo, but even if he went with that, you know for sure people wouldent buy it either way. If he's not then sadly someone like Sam saying you are live in front of thousands of people makes it so you are in the publics eye, truth be damned.

Did Sam call him a pedophile explicitly? I know it was insinuated with the book quote readings but I don't think he said that out loud.

Afterwards Jet told the contestants "yeah guys we looked into it and he was actually a weirdo and a creep" but he also didn't say pedophile as I recall. The TTS and people in the QnA afterwards certainly were.

 

[synapse]

You are currently seeing it from the perspective of the production team, not the perspective the production team has crafted. Which makes sense since you are expected to affect the outcome by paying to influence the contestants. The finished product will be edited to include the footage they are recording in person, not just the surveillance footage. That is what they will be packaging as the finished product, you are currently engaging with the raw unedited footage. This could be the only time you are able to see it in long form, in it’s entirety. After it is a finished product the clips will probably get taken down.

Someone really needs to make sure they archive the entire shows archive, It would be a massive shame for all of the footage to be lost/hidden from public. I would do it but i dont have the storage space required for 6 weeks of of uncompressed mkv's from ten different angles

 

[Netizennameless]

Gotta give credit where credit's due, Vance did say last night in B4 that he tried stopping Jon and taking it off him, then thought about hiding it in Josie's room.

I didn't actually catch the details of what happened last night yet, I'm still catching up.

It just dawned on me that maybe the crew last night encouraged Jon to act like a raging drunk tard, hoping to remind Letty of her alky exes. I get the feeling the producers want to punish letty.

Or possibly Vance did it to try to turn letty off of Jon, but I don't think Vance is that clever.

 

[MagnaP]

yeah i believe the water absorption time from drinking can take anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes IIRC so as long as he isn't instantly puking the second anything hits his stomach, he should be able to pull through. Taking into account that its retard jon though he will probably end up having to go to the hospital. He'll probably chug coffee to think it will help and make himself feel worse.

I mean even if he does puke it up right away he is still totally fine, he is conscious and able to get up and move around so he isn't in any real trouble unless it continues into a second day. I've had hangovers that have lasted a full day where I couldn't keep anything down and was totally fine the next day, he really isn't in any danger today and the amount of medical concern for him from people is really unwarranted at this point.

 

[Big Green]

I guess bringing Damiel back was actually a good call now that we’re down two fish.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

Plug your nose while you puke. It stops it from getting stuck in the back of your throat and makes puking a little less terrible. Just a tip.

 

[12 Oz Cup]

Dick Masterson is going to bat for Simmons....

'Whatever. It’s fucked up what’s being done to Simmons right now. Straight up bullying. The bad kind. Not the funny kind. Call into my show on Sunday if you want,
@lostdie! And good luck!" -Masterson on Twitter

Sorry if I missed someone posting this but I didn't see it mentioned.

 

[Basedmew]

I mean even if he does puke it up right away he is still totally fine, he is conscious and able to get up and move around so he isn't in any real trouble unless it continues into a second day. I've had hangovers that have lasted a full day where I couldn't keep anything down and was totally fine the next day, he really isn't in any danger today and the amount of medical concern for him from people is really unwarranted at this point.

my biggest concern is the fact he hasnt drank water. for a normal person feeling like that for a day is manageable but an autist that exclusively drinks diuretics it may not be. people are being a little over dramatic for sure though. all he would need is an IV for a few hours and some rest if anything.

Dick Masterson is going to bat for Simmons....

'Whatever. It’s fucked up what’s being done to Simmons right now. Straight up bullying. The bad kind. Not the funny kind. Call into my show on Sunday if you want,
@lostdie! And good luck!" -Masterson on Twitter

Sorry if I missed someone posting this but I didn't see it mentioned.

birds of a feather....

 

[Mister Rogers]

Jon and Tate's fates are now intertwined. Poison one and you hurt the other.

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1651597542897987586?s=20

 

[The Blue Morpho]

the chink could have said that but he didn't. went on to interview an hour later still couldn't say he was a dumb chink with ESL. If anything simmons dug himself a deeper hole by not playing the "me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke" card.

That isn't true at all, did you even listen to the twitter space? He actually said exactly that multiple times throughout the (extremely hostile) interview. "I didn't understand the culture at the time, I was new in America" etc. I get you really hate sickos more than you love Ozzy but the amount of reaching and outright dishonesty from the anti-Simmons camp is insane.