🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Postal Dude]

What is the show even meant to be now anyways? No bullying over TTS? Then it's not a hellhouse.

I mean, with the way things are going you can't say it's not a hellhouse.

 

[Blindeye]

me, but I'm hoping if this somehow succeeds enough for season 2 to happen, that they take lessons from their mishandling of all of this, and next time it'll be a tighter experience with a clearer understanding of what it's trying to be

Last night sucked but I can't really be mad, since this is genuinely experimental entertainment and it's already taken over my life for a week

 

[stink rink]

Now you know Sam: opsec>javascript

Do some fucking background checks

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

I am wondering why everyone is so quick to say the show is over what's even the point and so on when it was supposed to be over after the swatting and it only got more insane after that. Just let it go for a bit before doomposting about it.

 

[12 Oz Cup]

Good man. Because as a sort of dissident comedy cotraveller who usually cosigns Sam's outrageous ventures as a fellow comedy man onlooker, the pressure is on to simp for rebbe Samuel Shmuley Israel Hydeowitz.

My read on this is dick's doing it because he hates the kiwis and loves cuties.

 

[Kees H]

Tbh I hope Sam keeps Jon around in his little gang of misfits. I think he's a good fit for the other shenanigans that Sam pulls online.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Now you know Sam: opsec>javascript

Do some fucking background checks

theyre not mutually exclusive. and a background check wouldn't show anything if he didnt touch any kids.

 

[Basedmew]

Did Sam end up telling everyone simmons has a restraining order too?

 

[Blindeye]

Morgue cam looks straight up haunted now

 

[Rakovnik]

Now you know Sam: opsec>javascript

Do some fucking background checks

They did background checks, Sam said in one of their YouTube streams that the lawyers said no rapists and felons, something along those lines. Otherwise Andy Dick (and his felony sexual assault charge) would've been in the house

 

[apa gapa]

Tbh I hope Sam keeps Jon around in his little gang of misfits. I think he's a good fit for the other shenanigans that Sam pulls online.

If Sam can hire Laker he can hire Jon

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Now you know Sam: opsec>javascript

Do some fucking background checks

He did. normal ones and probably autistic ones. Without the autistic background check we wouldn't have these train wreck weirdos, they'd all be Mauro.

Source for autistic background check: Simmon's sus Instagram is in his bio which of course led to people googling for more and now here we are.

 

[Nick Gars]

I am wondering why everyone is so quick to say the show is over what's even the point and so on when it was supposed to be over after the swatting and it only got more insane after that. Just let it go for a bit before doomposting about it.

Nah dude, it's over. It's fucking so over, you just don't get it man! It's over! REQUEST REFUND! I don't care you've been consuming the product for nearly 2 weeks, ITS OVER! GET YOUR MONEY BACK SIMP! THE END! NO BUENO! Sam played us like a fucking fiddle and I will not be fiddled! It's OVER!!!1!

 

[keke]

Just watched most of the Simmons Frank Hassle interview. Devils advocate summary for those interested: there’s plausible deniability in regard to the book. His bad English, and the book often says do not do these things (eg if you have to fuck them, don’t rape, wow so inspired) is workable. Though it’s still weird how often sexual experiences are brought up when counsellors should never fuck campers even if they’re the same age, he’s like if you gotta do it make sure they’re not kids and it’s not rape. The IG stuff is the exact kind of thing I’ve seen autistic pedos post in the past. So idk. But there is wiggle room. I feel kinda bad for him. But he definitely had to go

 

[JoshPlz]

Did the Frank Hassle Season Pass Goal only move 1% since yesterday?
Chat is off?
Jon still dying from alcohol poisoning and dehydration?

 

[stink rink]

Did the Frank Hassle Season Pass Goal only move 1% since yesterday?

Honestly surprised it didn't go down. We lost the 3rd most entertaining tard and didn't get to see the remaining ones get drunk and belligerent.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Someone made mention before about Lettie coming up the stairs with a big smile on her face after spotting a hungover Jon. I'll also add she immediately started talking to Vance about Jon leaving because of the state he's in.

I dunno, she's a fuckin ghoul most of the time.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I am wondering why everyone is so quick to say the show is over what's even the point and so on when it was supposed to be over after the swatting and it only got more insane after that. Just let it go for a bit before doomposting about it.

You're right. It's bounced back before and probably will again.

Though to me it's pretty much over as a regular thing to pay attention to - I've not much interest in a three way show between Jet's pet, Sam's pet, and stimmy waifu.

 

[OvertBadger]

jon hurling in the laundry room

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Nah dude, it's over. It's fucking so over, you just don't get it man! It's over! REQUEST REFUND! I don't care you've been consuming the product for nearly 2 weeks, ITS OVER! GET YOUR MONEY BACK SIMP! THE END! NO BUENO! Sam played us like a fucking fiddle and I will not be fiddled! It's OVER!!!1!

This is pretty facetious. I personally know people who are going to be disputing the charge for the season pass after that BS last night. The show's original dynamic is fucked beyond repair. The only hope for it to continue more than another week tops IMO is if they completely transform the format, which sucks in its own way because it undermines everything thats already happened.