Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

people keep phrasing this take sounds like “aduhhh you not trick me again ralphaman, I too smart this time”

The pig in the man suit tricked me again...

 

[internet friend]

I agree we’re not out of the woods for some retarded reconciliation, it’s just the way people keep phrasing this take sounds like “aduhhh you not trick me again ralphaman, I too smart this time”

Pointing out that Ralph has a history of flying off on histrionics about the horse is saying Ralph is smarter than me? This is some next level cope

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Pointing out that Ralph has a history of flying off on histrionics about the horse is saying Ralph is smarter than me? This is some next level cope

There’s a limit to how much I am going to argue about this, because it’s dumb and you just happened to be the reply I decided to vent on, nothing personal.

But “I’ve seen this before” is wrong.

In New York en route to Rome, he essentially misplaced his horse and leapt to the conclusion that she bolted. He had made a grand ass of himself getting kicked off a plane for berating her, and it indicated that from the Ralph perspective, bolting on him would be a logical thing for his wife to do.

In this case, he was in California without Meigh or Rozy, and there was no physical mishap that could cause him to be confused. The situation had to have resulted from something Meigh actually communicated to him.

This is a clear progression, or escalation, of an existing issue. It’s not a one-off thing.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

The gunt is now on Twitter claiming that the horse stole his baby and presumably ran off with Cozy.
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Ralph is one of those kids who throws a tantrum when he sees another child playing with a toy that he doesn't like and has never touched.

 

[Midnight Cooking]

I want Mr. Morris to finesse the dab by holding Rozy in his arms.

I want Harry to demonstrate that he can be a good grandfather by not posting it on the Internet.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s a limit to how much I am going to argue about this, because it’s dumb and you just happened to be the reply I decided to vent on, nothing personal.

But “I’ve seen this before” is wrong.

In New York en route to Rome, he essentially misplaced his horse and leapt to the conclusion that she bolted. He had made a grand ass of himself getting kicked off a plane for berating her, and it indicated that from the Ralph perspective, bolting on him would be a logical thing for his wife to do.

In this case, he was in California without Meigh or Rozy, and there was no physical mishap that could cause him to be confused. The situation had to have resulted from something Meigh actually communicated to him.

This is a clear progression, or escalation, of an existing issue. It’s not a one-off thing.

Right, Pantsu didn’t “leave” Ralph at the airport. He throwing a drunken fit, was raging pigging, so she got away herself and the baby away from him so he would cool down. Rage pig, with his immense abandonment complex, immediately decided she had left him and started posting on Twitter she was a no hood whore.

Amanda was probably approached by airport security and asked if she needed help, and besides a place to sit quietly, she refused. May really wanted to go to Italy. She was desperate to try to prove this horrific marriage wasn’t a mistake and thought a trip to Italy would show her totally awesome wild and crazy successful streamer lifestyle after a humiliating wedding. It would have worked okay if they didn’t have an infant to drag along on hellacious transatlantic 70 hours of flying and layovers for a measley 72 hour stay in Rome, with the first day wasted on Ralph getting an Italian doctor to give him more Xanax.

The fact she was willing to drag Rozy along on that hell trip with addict daddy was all the proof any one needed Pantsu was a desperate, shitty and selfish mom.

However, this time she has made a cool calculated decision to leave Ralph for good. She avoided the rage pigging by waiting till he was out of the country. This is a very firm and definitive “fuck off”.

Any shit about “reconciliation” she has said would be based on Ralph quitting Xanax and booze, so it will never happen. Ralph will choose pills and booze over his wife, kids, health, livelihood. But I guess whenever someone leaves an addict they always have to say thing could be patched up if they weren’t an out of control addict. If only Ralph wasn’t Ralph they might have a happy marriage!

 

[free_protons4u]

I want Harry to demonstrate that he can be a good grandfather by not posting it on the Internet.

You can tell who on this forum is like 16 when they post about how Harry can pwn Ralph le ebin style by shit talking on Twitter

I genuinely hope Amanda stays off the Internet, reconciles with her family and lives a happy quiet life.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

inb4 this is just another work you stupid ayelawgs

 

[HackerX]

There was no “work” during the Rome trip. Ralph literally thought she bolted and made some shit up after. So this precedent people keep citing never happened.

It’s weirding me out that so many farmers are paranoid that Ethan Ralph is outsmarting them.

I'm not even sure she "bolted" during Rome. It's likely that he was in one a drug-induced haze and lost sight of her and Ralph assumed she dipped out. His self-confidence is incredibly low and it plays a huge role in the destructive behaviors.

 

[ddlloo]

I'm not even sure she "bolted" during Rome. It's likely that he was in one a drug-induced haze and lost sight of her and Ralph assumed she dipped out. His self-confidence is incredibly low and it plays a huge role in the destructive behaviors.

They had a fight and she went to the hotel and didn't answer her phone or something so he had a meltdown at a bar like the big fat baby he is.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Right, Pantsu didn’t “leave” Ralph at the airport. He throwing a drunken fit, was raging pigging, so she got away herself and the baby away from him so he would cool down. Rage pig, with his immense abandonment complex, immediately decided she had left him and started posting on Twitter she was a no hood whore.

Amanda was probably approached by airport security and asked if she needed help, and besides a place to sit quietly, she refused. May really wanted to go to Italy. She was desperate to try to prove this horrific marriage wasn’t a mistake and thought a trip to Italy would show her totally awesome wild and crazy successful streamer lifestyle after a humiliating wedding. It would have worked okay if they didn’t have an infant to drag along on hellacious transatlantic 70 hours of flying and layovers for a measley 72 hour stay in Rome, with the first day wasted on Ralph getting an Italian doctor to give him more Xanax.

The fact she was willing to drag Rozy along on that hell trip with addict daddy was all the proof any one needed Pantsu was a desperate, shitty and selfish mom.

I'm glad no one here is shedding any tears for this bitch. There's a lot to be said about how Ralph isolates and victimizes the women he gets with, but all that talk goes out the window the moment a child is brought into the mix. At some point during her relationship with the gunt, her maternal instinct should have kicked in and pushed her to do what was best for Rozy, but she was willing to go along with the act just to spite strangers on the internet. It's only a matter of time before she starts spilling the tea about what living what Ralph was like and you just know she'll milk it for all that it's worth.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You can tell who on this forum is like 16 when they post about how Harry can pwn Ralph le ebin style by shit talking on Twitter

I genuinely hope Amanda stays off the Internet, reconciles with her family and lives a happy quiet life.

I think May is a really weird example of how dumb memes and the online method of preaching one way, while living another, can ruin the lives of dumb people. Only a woman tainted by mental illness and taking AF seriously would have thought Ralph a viable husband and father.

I wonder if living in Mexico and being surrounded by actual, unironic, traditional Catholic families brought home how vapid, idiotic and shallow her life was.

I'm glad no one here is shedding any tears for this bitch. There's a lot to be said about how Ralph isolates and victimizes the women he gets with, but all that talk goes out the window the moment a child is brought into the mix. At some point during her relationship with the gunt, her maternal instinct should have kicked in and pushed her to do what was best for Rozy, but she was willing to go along with the act just to spite strangers on the internet. It's only a matter of time before she starts spilling the tea about wh living what Ralph was like and you just know she'll milk it for all that it's worth.

The irony is she could have done her “weird streamer life” and taken crazy trips with her pilled out rage pig if only she has not been stupid enough to think a baby should be brought into the mix. I

Her jealously over an abused groomed teenager Ralph knocked up, and her own vast stupidity, made her think breeding with Ralph was necessary. I’ll never understand why she couldn’t see a baby was totally incompatible with the fucked up life she wanted to live with drunk rage pig.

If she had not gotten pregnant, having a few crazy years getting mistreated by Ralph could have been chalked up to bad relationship in her 20’s. Now she gets to be a single mom, dependent on her dad, because she bred with a nasty, vengeful, alcoholic baby daddy who can’t take care of himself much less two kids and an ex.

When Pantsu got pregnant I predicted the relationship would probably end when the baby was 6-9 months old, but a year old at the maximum. They barely made it past Rozy’s sad, miserable first birthday, probably out of sheer spite.

I can only hope Pantsu was really naive and stupid and didn’t understand what an epic mistake having a kid with Ralph was until she had to actually care for an infant under the same roof with him. I like to think Rozy being mobile and requiring constant supervision during her waking hours was the final straw but sadly I think Ralph trying to sleep with Brittany while in LA probably did it.

Pantsu resented Ralph being able to continue to do whatever the fuck he wanted while she had to care and clean the poop of his mini-me and pretend it was so trad and awesome. The irony is being a single mom will be a lot easier than trying to make Gunt play husband and daddy.

The fact Rozy looks nothing like her, but is the clone of Gunt, is just insult upon injury.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think May is a really weird example of how dumb memes and the online method of preaching one way, while living another, can ruin the lives of dumb people. Only a woman tainted by mental illness and taking AF seriously would have thought Ralph a viable husband and father.

I wonder if living in Mexico and being surrounded by actual, unironic, traditional Catholic families brought home how vapid, idiotic and shallow her life was.

This is a thing I’ve had a lot of thought about, and I just came to the conclusion that for most people, “trad” is an aesthetic and you can’t really expect them to process it as a value system.

So the word “trad” fits with a group including “goth” and whatever-dumb-descriptor-punk. It doesn’t fit in a group with ideological words like “conservative” or “liberal” and the like.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My money is on Meigh dropping Rozy off at Harry’s and heading back to Ralph so they can live a world wide adventure without the baby keeping them down. This I would prefer to Meigh going back to Ralph with Rozy under any circumstances

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Half expecting Meigh to show up in London Ontario, having found a new internet micro celebrity to shack up with.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

If she’s made it back to Morris then how would she even get quickly back to Ralph if they decide to claim it’s a ‘work’? Harry’s cancelled her “emergency” credit card and isn’t going to lend her the money, especially if she wants to take Rozy. Ralph won’t have even left her with enough money for groceries while he was away. Unless this is 4d chess to leave Cozy Rozy with Harry, of course.

 

[Long-Nosed Fish]

This is a thing I’ve had a lot of thought about, and I just came to the conclusion that for most people, “trad” is an aesthetic and you can’t really expect them to process it as a value system.

So the word “trad” fits with a group including “goth” and whatever-dumb-descriptor-punk. It doesn’t fit in a group with ideological words like “conservative” or “liberal” and the like.

Imagine telling any of these people that a "trad" guy wouldn't spend all day on twitter telling everyone how trad they are. They'd have a fit over it

 

[RollerGator]

Nah, Amanda's past relationships have lasted for three years on average so this played out just as I predicted. If this is indeed real, I hope she does what I was hoping she would have done after leaving Digi: lay low, maybe go off the grid and just devote the rest of her life focusing on herself and now her daughter. Hopefully Harry can finally convince her that pursuing e-fame isn't at all worth it after this whole experience, but I'm not holding my breath...

No we need a messy public divorce. She needs to get online immediately and tell us every dirty detail about living with the pig monster. Hopefully the divorce lawyer will get her half of Ralph's things so Harry can sell more shit on ebay. Imagine if he gets ahold of that bowling trophy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is a thing I’ve had a lot of thought about, and I just came to the conclusion that for most people, “trad” is an aesthetic and you can’t really expect them to process it as a value system.

So the word “trad” fits with a group including “goth” and whatever-dumb-descriptor-punk. It doesn’t fit in a group with ideological words like “conservative” or “liberal” and the like.

You’re right. I think trad was just like a new cosplay role for May. She got bored with anime so tried out trad.

Her lack of identity and self-esteem would be pitiful if she wasn’t such a selfish, vapid twat. At least her low IQ and shallowness make her incapable of reflecting on her series of terrible life decisions the past six years.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You’re right. I think trad was just like a new cosplay role for May. She got bored with anime so tried out trad.

Her lack of identity and self-esteem would be pitiful if she wasn’t such a selfish, vapid twat. At least her low IQ and shallowness make her incapable of reflecting on her series of terrible life decisions the past six years.

Right. And who can even define what the fuck anyone is talking about when they say “trad”? As an aesthetic, that’s fine. People called Nirvana and Alice In Chains both “grunge,” but the only real similarity was.. heroin use?

But in real life, “trad” is just a nostalgia bait. It just means “the way things used to be at some indeterminate point in the past.”

A lot of women are really into Poldark. Ok, for that to be a thing you just have to find a guy who still has serfs, land that includes copper mines, a manor, etc. and even then, Demelza has work to do. Ross has a shit ton of work to do. And it can’t exist at all, the way the world is now.

So I don’t think Meigh ever had any sort of inner monologue trying to sort what she wanted from life against what was attainable. No, she’s a shallow, failed e-girl with a dysgenic, non-toddling toddler, and the only thing about Ralph that ever fit any conception of “trad,” even in a purely aesthetic sense, was misogyny, which I don’t think was really ever an integral part of any past iteration of society. The deal was a man still needed to earn respect, not just demand it, to comport to contemporary values.