🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Squatty Potty]

Didn't Jet mention hiding brands from the cams?

This tard hangover has been brought to you by Pizza Hut™!

 

[Spatula]

Did Jon rip his Bible?

 

[Rakovnik]

Sam fanboys once they realize interacting with his latest project is going to cost them regular $40 microtransactions over 6 weeks:

Me paying $0 and enjoying myself in the thread that has 15k replies and 2 million views in 1 week


Even if the show burns down tomorrow, it's been fun

 

[12 Oz Cup]

At least give me the option to close the chatbar, that grey box of nothing is just eating up window space.

I have my browser set up vertically. It flips the chat under the cameras

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I don't get what you people want. Should I pretend that the show isn't circling the drain right now because if we just close our eyes and cover our ears and pray to Andrew Tate it will all be fine? If I'm wrong about my observations/conclusions tell me my why, but these kinds of whiney cope posts are just pointless.

A lot of posters ITT don't understand why this site exists. Laughing at a crashing project offends them because they believe this is the Sam Hyde's Top Guys ($40 Tier) general thread.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Jerry Springer passed away, I wonder if it's some kind of sign

 

[stink rink]

smol bean!!! so stressed out from doing FUCK ALL

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Hot take:
I think some of you niggas are paranoid for no reason… the show is going just fine. The events of the past 48 hours are LITERALLY the point of this show. (((CERTAIN PEOPLE))) in this thread can’t stand to see a project being actually funny for once…

 

[Angry Shoes]

Hot take:
I think some of you niggas are paranoid for no reason… the show is going just fine. The events of the past 48 hours are LITERALLY the point of this show. (((CERTAIN PEOPLE))) in this thread can’t stand to see a project being actually funny for once…

Every time it hits even a minor snag people assume it’s over for good. I don’t get it.

 

[keke]

Honestly Jon was good casting it’s just a shame that when people call him a retard in TTS he takes it to heart. I can’t understand why but whatever.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Honestly Jon was good casting it’s just a shame that when people call him a retard in TTS he takes it to heart. I can’t understand why but whatever.

He’s like a child- every time he gets upset he just bounces back

 

[Nick Gars]

Bro I didn't pay Sam Hyde shit and I'm not throwing a hissy fit. I'm pointing out the reality of the situation this show finds itself in. You can like that situation or not, but it is what it is. I've loved the show so far and gotten my $0 worth many times over. I would love if it kept going in a way that wasn't forced and gay, but I'm not optimistic.

I don't get what you people want. Should I pretend that the show isn't circling the drain right now because if we just close our eyes and cover our ears and pray to Andrew Tate it will all be fine? If I'm wrong about my observations/conclusions tell me my why, but these kinds of whiney cope posts are just pointless.

I'll put it this way: it's a Sam Hyde related product.
If anyone expected it to actually follow a set a rules and guidelines, to actually go the full 6 weeks, and to not devolve into an utter shit-show, they're more touched in the head than Jon and I have many a bridge to sell them. Yes, it's been an absolute shit-show (a very entertaining one, mind you) but it's like buying cheap electronics and expecting them not to shit the bed or catch on fire, if you're paying for this, you knew what you were getting into at some level.

I can understand the sentiment of "this isn't what I paid for/expected", but it comes across far more as entitlement at this point then actually disgruntled customers. $40 is not a lot of money, even in this god awful economy, and if that's all you paid in, you got plenty of bang for your buck. That's more than reason enough to mock the "refund now!" and doomposting crowd.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

show's original dynamic is fucked beyond repair. The only hope for it to continue more than another week tops IMO is if they completely transform the format, which sucks in its own way because it undermines everything thats already happened.

yeah, I now see a clear reason why Sam's expressly stated he doesn't watch other people's comedy as a general rule and would rather act in skits others write and direct than write, direct and act in his own
the way he became partial to the fishes is the way he knows his own creative output can get compromised

complete failure to maintain distance and separation, instead he became fishdad and a fish-equal concerned with his fishy appearances

 

[King George III]

If I had to wake up next to this every morning, I'd leave too. Mauro made right choice.

 

[TwoToedTed]

Jon was fine until he saw Sylvia. Immediately started puking again

 

[covidity]

Jon's old man morning burps are not helping him at all. He'll be alright.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Good King Jon is fighting for his life in that laundry room
we can't lose one of the Deuteragonists

 

[Bogliacci]

Jon's just expelling the evil Simmons was projecting into him

 

[Lokenstien]

What did they do to this poor autistic man? I'm still catching up but it sounds like he's been puking and passing out for like 10 hours or something.
I got to make sure I never have an autistic meltdown near jet or I might just get the worst hangover known to man.