That's just your illusions, child, you moron, you fucking idiot. True 10,000 IQ Patrick Tomlinson alcolytes know that if you post your exact whereabouts all over social media, as long as you're a badass like CHADRICK the atalkers will vacate where ever you go and know not to mess with you. Furthermore posting your exact whereabouts lets the MPD, who are of course very concerned with the well-being of VIP's such as very successful sci-fi authors and resistance lib Twitter posters, know to be on the watch out of atalker attacks on your house and false SWATTing calls being made by nefarious Russian atalkers. Elementary, my dear stalker child.
To be fair, not every writer will be able to consistently provide both high output and high quality 100% of the time. The problem is, Pat's native lack of drive and minuscule creativity means he fails at both; if I recall correctly, he hasn't even broken 100 pages in the two years he has been writing his Tiny Tim fanfic, most of which he spent at home with nothing to do due to the Big 'Rona . See the following table for a better (but somewhat subjective) idea of what I'm talking about:I was compelled to see when the last book this dipshit wrote. According to Good Reads () his last book was published in October 2020. This dumb mother fucker hasn't done his job in 2 and a half years and would rather sit his fat ass on Twitter all day bitching about Trump and stalker childs.
| High Output | Medium output | Low output | |
| Great quality | Terry Pratchett, Jules Verne, Tolkien | Bernard Cornwell, Edgar Allan Poe | William Gibson, R. L. Stevenson |
| Average quality | Stephen King, George R. R. Martin* | Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Conan Doyle | Dan Brown, J. K. Rowling |
| Terrible quality | Sidney Sheldon, Chuck Tingle, L. Ron Hubbard | Stephany Meyer | The Milwaukee Nigletnapper |
What do you mean Hubbard is in “Medium Output?” He literally wrote more books than anyone else!
ey those password phrases are hard for the normies , cut em some slack
The answer is quite simple: I fucked up, and only counted his novels for some reason. The table has been updated to reflect this.
He’s 100% sucking in that gut.
His face is as round and as red as a Tomato. He has so much fat around his jowls, just standing upright creates large creases and completely engulfs his neck in lard.
We just need a "fat" react that is just a tiny picture of the stealthy faggot himself.
I read the sign and have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on in this picture. Did he come in third or fourth here in a contest or something? That’s an outstanding performance for Pat if so.
His breasts are larger than any of the women there.
He has the faggiest posture imaginable on every single photo, truly amazing. Really liking the bitch tits and the lack of neck, too. I guess the medical standards don't mention these.
What a bunch of fucking weirdos. And even still, Pat manages to be the weirdest looking fucker there. Just look at that skin tone, he's gotta be on Warfarin or some other BP meds, Jesu.
He's a Star Trek fanboy, so he's got the iconic official Captain Kirk girdle.
Every fatso figures out at some point to NOT wear T-shirts that highlight their manboobs.
