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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 335 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 530 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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Josie coming in hot toward turn 3, taking the outside. We're on lap 37 here at the Couch 500, in beautiful Southern Massachusetts. Coverage of today's race brought to you by Pizza Hut™️
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Meth Until Death said:
What's the ETA on Null coming in here and giving people a spray? (You fresh meats stand yer ground, it's kiwi tradition to fight with Null. You've gotta prove yerselves)
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If Null comes in talking shit I'll just kick him in the nuts
 
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Meth Until Death said:
What's the ETA on Null coming in here and giving people a spray? (You fresh meats stand yer ground, it's kiwi tradition to fight with Null. You've gotta prove yerselves)
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He already dropped in to say all women in the fishtank look like they stink and we all should get higher standards.
 
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vance told letty "yeah my dad was in led zeppelin, i won't say which one though" (a clear barefaced lie)
lead singer of led zeppelin = robert PLANT

is this a joke for the audience, or a subtle hint? surely having 2 plants would be going overboard, especially if one of them is as boring and useless as vance

also, archive of letty's speech from last night:
 
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King George III said:
Josie coming in hot toward turn 3, taking the outside. We're on lap 37 here at the Couch 500, in beautiful Southern Massachusetts. Coverage of today's race brought to you by Pizza Hut™️
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Yeah, George, it's a shame Jon had to pull out of the race today, apparently yesterday's race and the unexpected bout of fighting out in the grass after Simmons and Goldstriker both spun out off the track made him have a personal blowout after a night on the town, and he's not really used to anything like either of those. Wishing him a great "get well soon" from everyone here at Fox Sports and please don't make the first ad when we go to commercial a Budweiser one, guys.
 
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GET! said:
vance told letty "yeah my dad was in led zeppelin, i won't say which one though" (a clear barefaced lie)
lead singer of led zeppelin = robert PLANT

is this a joke for the audience, or a subtle hint? surely having 2 plants would be going overboard, especially if one of them is as boring and useless as vance
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No it's definitely John Bonham. Absent father is obvious.
 
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Video of Jet baby sitting the local helmet enjoyer.


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I just don't see a scenario where Jon stays and remains a true contestant going forward. After everything that's happened, he's proven to be a far bigger liability than Simmons in every tangible sense. Even if he is a Jontent machine, things could end so poorly with him in so many ways and they know it. Sam and Jet are either going to send him home out of pity or keep him on but tard-guard relentlessly the rest of the time.
 
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