Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Bassomatic]

I threw up in my mouth but it was cold from fear.

This is really bad. This is one of the times I can feel pity for Chris, he's so caught up in something with his transition his autism let him sell himself it's working and I have a real vag when it's a serious medical issue.

I do NOT want to see a "period" saga.

 

[MagneticTowels]

The only hope of him getting help is him having debilitating pain.

No. He'll say it's period cramps.

 

[AnOminous]

Is anyone really sure from some blurry-ass photo with no visible pus or swelling that this just isn't the way Chris's taint looks all the time and he was just squeezing his ass cheeks around to make it look like that?

Maybe he's fine and people are freaking out about nothing.

 

[AA 102]

Sure, I agree you don't have to be an exceptional individual to be delusional but I also mentioned that someone would have to be exceptional "or mentally ill" (not counting autism in general). I just wonder what other mental issues Chris has that allow him to be this delusional? Like this is beyond the level of just having high functioning autism.

Or maybe it isn't? Maybe if you're allowed to wallow in fantasy land with magical thinking till you're 32 and already predisposed to that due to autism, it is possible to be delusional (and lazy) enough to convince yourself that a gaping wound is a vagina.

I think years of being socially isolated, not having that many people to trust, and not having his views challenged in a healthy way have all taken their toll on his mental health. I think that in itself is enough to make Chris this delusional.

 

[Gothicserpent]

This should have been on 1000 Ways to Die.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I hope he gets help and pulls through. The world would be a lot less hilarious without him. That said, we can always move on to greener pastures.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I hope he gets help and pulls through. The world would be a lot less hilarious without him. That said, we can always move on to greener pastures.

He always gets tons of help on everything, you should be hoping he for once accepts help.

 

[The Giver]

Pretty sure the second picture referenced is in the Spoiler. Think it's titled something like "Not safe for life"

Yeah, but I was more asking why this pic demonstrates that the other was 100% a fake.

Like, if it was a shoop (even though we know it wasn't) released around the time he posted the first, then he could reasonably claim it was a shoop also. But, if he sent it to a FB friend via private msg (or something), then it would directly undercut his obvious lie

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Oh boy, another one of these nightmares.
Is this the part where we all pretend this hasn't been a long time coming and talk about a variety of impossible plans to intervene?
Chris gonna be Chris, folks. Dude was never gonna live forever, and there ain't shit we can do about it anyways.
Nothing to do now but kick back and

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

He always gets tons of help on everything, you should be hoping he for once accepts help.

Oh no, I just want the option to exist. That way he has an out and continues to be able to change course if he suddenly has an epiphany. Hoping he accepts it is a little more compassion than I have, though I do have some.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Is anyone really sure from some blurry-ass photo with no visible pus or swelling that this just isn't the way Chris's taint looks all the time and he was just squeezing his ass cheeks around to make it look like that?

Maybe he's fine and people are freaking out about nothing.

 

[Asperchewy]

I just love how Chris denies it all of a sudden claiming it's a hoax, even though those painted nails are clearly his.

 

[L desu]

Hopefully this thing doesn't TAINT his legacy!

 

[Iamthatis]

Can't a member of the cwclluminati that's in contact with Chris try and tell Barb about the wound? Barb may be able to force Chris into getting treatment by threatening to kick him out? Cwc is a terrible person but he's still a human being (mostly) shouldn't somebody try? What about Anna or Catherine? Maybe it's futile but we could say we tried.

 

[Mason Verger]

This should be an interesting week. He can't possibly have more then a few days before he has to address this one way or another. He has exposed soft tissue an inch from his unkempt anus. I really hope he gets treatment, but this is honestly a lab rat situation to me. He's smart enough to do the right thing, yet crazy enough not to. Very curious to see which way he goes.. And if he chooses fauxgina over life, well shit, an ending is an ending.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

don't die faggot chris

 

[Awesomestrator]

I wanted the story of Chris Chan to end with a bang, not a whimper. A really messy, disgusting whimper.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I just love how Chris denies it all of a sudden claiming it's a hoax, even though those painted nails are clearly his.

Damage control. Chris had hoped his gal pals would swarm and go "one of us, one of us"

Then, when they lost their shit and were horrified, it's suddenly trolling.

 

[Jack Awful]

The saddest part is he'll leave his greatest work Sonichu unfinished...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Oh what a plot twist it would be if Barb ultimately outlives Chris.