🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Man With No Name]

Why is fridge swap a fishtoy? It’s so fucking dumb.
>pay $800 freedombux
>shark swaps food in the fridge with the food in the freezer
>ten minutes pass until someone wants a drink
>realize the food has been swapped
>swap it back
>faint Joker laughing can be heard from the basement

In theory if you did it in the dead of night after all the fish are asleep, it could cause -some- chaos but not for very long because they get their groceries bought for them anyway

 

[Shig O'nella]

How is Jon real? He never ceases to act or think in ways that defy all logic. Although I don't know if working out while dehydrated is a good idea. But maybe coffee really is the secret cure all.

He's 24 and surprisingly healthy for all his diet quirks. Plus he's physically a tough little fucker.

It hurts until it suddenly doesn't.

 

[apa gapa]

Jon is actually built different

 

[SpruceEater]

Jon is in Guy Heaven.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Jon going mental in garage

 

[stink rink]

Jon threw the weights down and screamed "FUCK"

He's fucking losing it.

They're taking him to the basement.

 

[luigismanslave]

Why is fridge swap a fishtoy? It’s so fucking dumb.
>pay $800 freedombux
>shark swaps food in the fridge with the food in the freezer
>ten minutes pass until someone wants a drink
>realize the food has been swapped
>swap it back
>faint Joker laughing can be heard from the basement

you assume any of the fish would be that motivated. they struggle to keep the place moderately clean.

 

[Anti Snigger]

i mean this thread is already 800 pages long. I can either make this thread the chat and open a new thread just for archiving specific events, or I can spin up a new chat room just for fishtank like the one above this thread.

The fish are likely going to get threads eventually, should we put them in IF?

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

What is Jon drinking?

 

[convulsion swell]

Jon screaming and throwing weights at the ground. Pacing. Cursing. Panting.


Jet just pulled him into the basement.

 

[DustBuns]

Jon threw the weights down and screamed "FUCK"

He cracked the floor where he threw them look at it.

EDIT: maybe not the floor looked scuff before he started hulking.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

King Jon is back at it
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Like I said, he's fine. The Bible reading energized him just as I predicted. He can't be stopped.

 

[Finger Pistols]

To all Kiwibros in this thread.

Dear sneeder -> made a new poll asking about what should be done with this thread. Vote now until it's too late.

Edit: It's already too late lmao. A chat is up for the Fishtank.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Jet just pulled Jon in the basement. Guessing they are making sure he can get down fluids before going insane on the workouts.

 

[BobsSpergers]

Jon screaming and throwing weights at the ground. Pacing. Cursing. Panting.
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Jet just pulled him into the basement.

Yeah and now one of the producers asked to see Jon in the basement

 

[Mr. 305]

Riveting story time, thank god for TTS:
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When he opens the pizza box you see what I can only assume is a rat, it looks like it moves too.

 

[MoonState]

What was that TTS referring to when it said "imagine trying to overdose on seroquel lolol"? Which fish tried to do that?

Letty.

 

[Anti Snigger]

To all Kiwibros in this thread.

Dear sneeder -> made a new poll asking about what should be done with this thread. Vote now until it's too late.

Where is it? I don't' see it

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

What a beautiful human being.

 

[Kees H]

Jon just remembered the best motivational quote from mr. Goldstriker: THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT