Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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He's still trying to blame Covid for people not showing up for every Marvel movie like they used to?

If people REALLY wanna see a movie, they're gonna go see it regardless. I don't believe that a large swath of the public in 2023 is still so absolutely terrified of Covid that it's gonna effect box-office numbers in a big way. And the people who are like that probably didn't have much of a life in the first place.
A man whose business it is to know movies can't figure out why Avengers Infinity War has more draw than a second sequel for Ant-Man or whichever B-list superhero they're giving a movie to this week.

Jesus fucking Christ.
 
A man whose business it is to know movies can't figure out why Avengers Infinity War has more draw than a second sequel for Ant-Man or whichever B-list superhero they're giving a movie to this week.

Jesus fucking Christ.
Bob thinks he understands movies.

In reality, what he understands, is the Blue Curtain Analysis. For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Last of his Line, Masshole Mussolini, the crayon-eating, blue curtain expert.
 
Bobby thinks Californians would rather live among human excrement, used needles, and cultural enrichment, than to move to any red state.
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I don't trust this piece of news; it is not the first day that the GOP is against abortion. Also note Bobby now describes GOP as "worst of people" rather than "non-people" or "waste of oxygen".

Peter Coffin, supposed beneficiary of Peter Thiel, comments on Disney.
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I'm beginning to miss the "non-people" rants.

The Rat countersues DeSantis. Bobby rejoices.
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Unlike DeSantis, the governor of South Carolina doesn't mind children getting groomed.
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Thank you Johnny.


Tony Reed's boyfriend got pwned in The Montana House.
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You are genociding trannies if you don't drink Bud Lite.
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Further reading from A&N.

Real woman declares war on fake woman; Bobby declares her life worthless.
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Don't let the "Bud Lite thing" go. Keep laughing at people who drink this shit.

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Sometimes a quick death is more merciful than protracted agony, especially if said agony is self-inflicted. Still, the "terf" should not have played along with the "if you don't troon out your kids they'll kill themselves" lie.

Bobby thinks any surgery to correct a congenital malformation is "affirmative surgery".
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Can this fucker READ? The condition caused pain and collapsed lung! We'll have another helping of Crowder later.

Bobby is, of course, hardly the only person in his circle that doesn't know how to read.
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First, the screenshots load up just fine. Second, Jake Shields calls for the execution of people who help a child transition, not just random men in dresses.

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Who?

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What?


Tucker Carlson posts his first video since his departure from Fox News. He berates news media on getting worked up for irrelevant shit that will be forgotten in 5 years, while ignoring the real, pressing stuff: war, civil liberties, emerging science, demographic changes, corporate power, natural resources. He thinks that debates on important matters are simply not permitted in American media, thanks to bipartisan collusion. Yet hopefully, this de facto "One Party State" won't last, because it is brain dead and people no longer believe in it.

"When honest people say what's true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful. At the same time, the liars that tried to silence them shrink, and they become weaker. The ironclad law of the Universe: true things prevail."
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Cut to the chase Bobby: "Liars" = ((()))

NYT claims Carlson has sent private messages that are "highly offensive and crude... that went beyond the inflammatory, often racist comments of his prime-time show", and that the senior execs in Fox News were only aware of those "days before the Dominion defamation trail".
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Yet Vanity Fair has a different hypothesis: Carlson is too much a believer for Murdoch's diabolical taste.
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MTG insists that Tucker Carlson was fired because Fox News caved to the woke mob, and that his firing means the end of Freedom of Press.
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His reference is so autistic it has to be MCU.

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More Steven Crowder, as promised.
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MCU would have maintained the full steam it had at Endgame, if not for that pesky covid.
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Bobby thinks "muppet Yoda" is fanservice.
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Unlike mermaids, curtains in the oceans only ever come in one color.

Old Batman, "new stuff".
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Speaking of, how is that MCU nigger doing, the one who allegedly beaten up a prostitute? Memory-holed already I guess?

"...let Gunn fix everything."
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It should have been a no-brainer for him to put out videos about the Mario movie: what he hoped would be in it, what he prayed wouldn't be, and what he'd like to see in future movies. His audience knows how much Mario means to him, and they'd probably click on every Mario video he put out. Maybe it wouldn't reverse the decline in his channel, but at least it wouldn't hurt.
Oh don't you know that Bobby, whose piety puts many Christians to shame, cannot bear the thought of subjecting his religion to simony?

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Keep consooming, bubble-brain.

Agatha Christie x Sadako
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Girls playing with guns.
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Cartoon is serious business, as always.
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Bobby claims he's tried weed.
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Can he walk while he's not on weed?
 
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Bobby thinks Californians would rather live among human excrement, used needles, and cultural enrichment, than to move to any red state.
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Bob that's not true, the Californians have been moving, and our states can barely handle it. And they're not wastelands. They actually have a spring and fall, winter even.
Rat countersues DeSantis. Bobby rejoices.
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Disney is the hero Blob? You're having one of the biggest corporations in the world trying to bully a state. Think about that. You won't because Florida man bad.
Real woman declares war on fake woman; Bobby declares her life worthless.
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What I see is a women protesting a company that makes shitty piss water that took a step too far. Nice calling her worthless Bob, what a gentleman.
Bobby claims he's tried weed.
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Can he walk while he's not on weed?
I don't believe him. Weed would stop his fat crusted heart
 
It's great because there's really nothing at all in the Mario movie that Bob can even PRETEND is smart.

I remember when Godzilla KOTM came out, and it got trashed by critics for being mindless action schlock, and Bob put out a video talking about how the movie uses real-life pseudoscience like 'hollow Earth theory', and how that somehow made the movie smarter, and had more going on under the hood than you realize.

But the Mario movie? There's absolutely nothing. It's pap for kindergartners and there's nothing he can do to refute that, so he just has to accept it.
Not just accept, but desperately defend it as well. Whenever a critic or video trashes the Mario Movie for its toddler humor or its superfluous dialogue Bob does in typical disingenuous fashion cites these problems as selling points.

The plot is paper thin and all of the dialogue in this movie doesn't matter, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

This movie skews its target demographic towards practically preschoolers, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
 
Not just accept, but desperately defend it as well. Whenever a critic or video trashes the Mario Movie for its toddler humor or its superfluous dialogue Bob does in typical disingenuous fashion cites these problems as selling points.

The plot is paper thin and all of the dialogue in this movie doesn't matter, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!

This movie skews its target demographic towards practically preschoolers, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
The easiest thing to do is accept that it's a funny kids film, but that won't do because it doesn't fit Bob's vision. He wanted that gritty live action Mario and now he's coping
 
War criminal, eh? So, banana brains, are you gonna make any comments on America threatening sanctions on the Hague for them wanting to do investigations on American war crimes in Syria and Afghanistan? No? That's what I thought. Also, the question then is, if "EVUL PUTIN!" is so set on Russian expansionism, why hasn't he done that shit WAAAY sooner? Heck, Russia could have done that say back in 2014 when Ukraine's whole clusterfuck started. Also, if anyone goes against the BS how Ukraine is "muh innocent" they're dumb or Russian propaganda, you wanna tell that Ukrainians who have fled their country since 2014 because of all the fucked up shit that happened AND have been fleeing since Ukraine's constant draft that has been going since that year and HASN'T stopped even under Zelensky the cokehead and even before the war happened.
 
That show ended over a decade ago, and is geared towards young girls. But we all know the real reason Bob is excited.

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Sometimes a quick death is more merciful than protracted agony, especially if said agony is self-inflicted. Still, the "terf" should not have played along with the "if you don't troon out your kids they'll themselves" lie.
Much of this is because of the recent horror show where a kid who underwent the surgery died in agony. The trans movement is, in effect, saying "Ignore that! We must reject reality and substitute our own!"

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Thank you Johnny.
You're implying there is a legal way for Russia to annex Ukraine, John.

Is it horrible? Yes. But as the old saying goes: not my monkeys, not my circus. Besides, the armed forces are having difficulty recruiting soldiers (who woulda thought the people most likely to enlist hate leftist propaganda?), so a war with Russia is out of the question.

If it's so intolerable to you, go to Kyiv and join Ukraine's foreign legion, and kill the Russkies yourself.

If only there was another part of Congress, besides the Senate, where the number of states' representatives were based on population. We could call it the House of Representatives or something.

Besides, even if all the legal citizens fled to the icky Red States, I'd bet California would just start counting illegal immigrants as citizens.
 
War criminal, eh? So, banana brains, are you gonna make any comments on America threatening sanctions on the Hague for them wanting to do investigations on American war crimes in Syria and Afghanistan? No? That's what I thought. Also, the question then is, if "EVUL PUTIN!" is so set on Russian expansionism, why hasn't he done that shit WAAAY sooner? Heck, Russia could have done that say back in 2014 when Ukraine's whole clusterfuck started. Also, if anyone goes against the BS how Ukraine is "muh innocent" they're dumb or Russian propaganda, you wanna tell that Ukrainians who have fled their country since 2014 because of all the fucked up shit that happened AND have been fleeing since Ukraine's constant draft that has been going since that year and HASN'T stopped even under Zelensky the cokehead and even before the war happened.
This shit is why I don't comment on the Ukraine threads. It's a war. If you're a country you have the right to start one. Winning is a different matter. I really take no joy in seeing all these people die, which is what so many forget. Twitter does however.
only there was another part of Congress, besides the Senate, where the number of states' representatives were based on population. We could call it the House of Representatives or something.

Besides, even if all the legal citizens fled to the icky Red States, I'd bet California would just start counting illegal immigrants as citizens.
It's almost as if the founders thought this out and tried to mitigate any resentment lol.
 
Bobby thinks Californians would rather live among human excrement, used needles, and cultural enrichment, than to move to any red state.
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What Moviebob, self-anointed Thinker™, fails to understand is that my home state of California has plenty of Red Wasteland™ outside literal shitholes L.A. and San Fran.



Peter Coffin, supposed beneficiary of Peter Thiel, comments on Disney.
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I'm beginning to miss the "non-people" rants.
Is there any corporate boot Moviebob won't salivate over?

The Rat countersues DeSantis. Bobby rejoices.
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...Moviebob can actually afford a lawyer?



You are genociding trannies if you don't drink Bud Lite.
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I don't drink Bud Light because it tastes like skunk piss.

Real woman declares war on fake woman; Bobby declares her life worthless.
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Don't let the "Bud Lite thing" go. Keep laughing at people who drink this shit.
MMIM.



So... is Moviebob admitting to being a believer here?

Bobby thinks any surgery to correct a congenital malformation is "affirmative surgery".
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Can this fucker READ?
I doubt it. And if Moviebob actually can read, Bob's reading comp level maxed out at P.D. Eastman's Are You My Mother?

The condition caused pain and collapsed lung!
Yep. And unlike gender affirmation, Crowder's rib deformation was a potentially--and, unlike gender affirmation, literally--life-threatening health issue.

We'll have another helping of Crowder later.
I'll just jump right toward it.

The irony here: Under no circumstance does Moviebob ever come off as anything but a bloating. Bigoted blowhard. Both Steven Crowder and Candace Owens at their combined single-day worsts are still better, more decent humans than 40+ years of Moviebob at its best.



Bobby is, of course, hardly the only person in his circle that doesn't know how to read.
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First, the screenshots load up just fine. Second, Jake Shields calls for the execution of people who help a child transition, not just random men in dresses.
Or muumuus. Or kilts. Or kinomos.



"When honest people say what's true, calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful. At the same time, the liars that tried to silence them shrink, and they become weaker. The ironclad law of the Universe: true things prevail."
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Which is why Moviebob's life will never matter? Wanna know why? Because...
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(And if Crowder did a deep dive on Moviebob's Twitter account, there's about a 75% chance that Steven would agree with me here.)

MTG insists that Tucker Carlson was fired because Fox News caved to the woke mob, and that his firing means the end of Freedom of Press.
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Whoever's behind USConst_Amend_I is pretty much correct here.



"...let Gunn fix everything."
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Your boot, Bob.
 
I will never understand why Bob and his ilk want a gritty adaptation of a kid’s franchise.

It just feels wrong.
Because they want the Bing Bing Wahoo to grow up with them, get edgy, instead of stay fun. Look how that worked for sonic in the 2000's. Practically had to have a come to Jesus moment after Sonic 06
 
Yeah, I never understood that either.

Sonic 06 was fun but I don’t think it warrant the reaction it did.
I personally never played it, but I've seen game play and reviews; what it lacked in game play it made up for in charecters that could be turned into shitty Chris chan OC's. It tainted the community for a long time until Sonic Boom with its TV show oddly enough
 
I personally never played it, but I've seen game play and reviews; what it lacked in game play it made up for in charecters that could be turned into shitty Chris chan OC's. It tainted the community for a long time until Sonic Boom with its TV show oddly enough
Yeah, I saw Silver the Hedgehog and Blaze the Cat, I thought they were bland.
 
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