🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Blue Morpho]

Always has

If you've been watching from day 1 there is no way you can't see the shift in Sam's treatment of Jon.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Jesus she looks like a fat retarded raspberry.
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♫ rasssberry soufflé ♫
♫ the kind you find in a grocery store ♫

 

[Blindeye]

Skeletal

 

[OvertBadger]

Where is Jon?

 

[babali]

Tate deleted his tweets about being sick. Now Jon is gonna think those were fake too lmao

 

[Enig]

♫ rasssberry soufflé ♫
♫ the kind you find in a grocery store ♫

Don't care if it's warm she needs to wear it no more

 

[Shig O'nella]

Where is Jon?

Basement, being talked to by Sam.

 

[Aristides]

Damiel: "I miss my video games, I miss my PC, I miss my parents, I miss when my Dad was yelling at me..." absolute manchild. Sylvia reveals her Dad is a "crazy stoner" who does kratom.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sylvia reveals her Dad is a "crazy stoner" who does kratom.

And the least surprising factoid of the day goes to....

 

[Giant Machine]

Skeletal
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I'd rather have sticc than the slampig

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

There's no camera man or sharks running around so I don't think he's there in the 'official' show capacity 100%.

Plus they didnt do the usual "Goldstriker has arrived"

Goldstriker enters and receives the weakest possibly cheer he's had since day 1. He doesn't bother asking for a re-do, he knows spirits are low.

He's got un-fluoridated water and activated charcoal and tells Jon he is required to start using them. His tone of voice belies that he now regards Jon as an actual special needs kid. Its over, Joncels.

I really hope they stop coddling Jon after this. They supplied the minimum, but if Jon doesnt want to drink yucky tap water or (god forbid) plastic bottled water, that should be up to him.
I get they don't want him to die on their livestream from the alcohol they supplied for special circumstances, though. It's very likely they don't trust Jon to not accidentally kill himself from dehydration.

 

[Aristides]

A TTS that cracked me up: "Wake up Vance, none of this is real. This is your wife, you need to come back."

 

[stink rink]

bitchtank.live day 10: Jonny Daycare challenge!

Who can make Jon feel the safest and most comfortable? Winner receives 2 fishbux with the corners wrapped in pool noodles!

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Chat is viewable again for non-season pass holders on their website if you refresh the page.

Also, I clipped Jon's garage freakout earlier. Has it already been posted? If not, where's best to host it? It's 10 mins long

Just do it here

 

[The Man With No Name]

Damiel: "I miss my video games, I miss my PC, I miss my parents, I miss when my Dad was yelling at me..." absolute manchild. Sylvia reveals her Dad is a "crazy stoner" who does kratom.

Kratom, that wild and crazy legal substance you can buy at every CBD store in every city around the country

 

[12345678901]

BORING & GAY
Jet neptune is looking for ip2 streamers to put in the house, pure desperation.
Disperse the rewards and unplug this shit, let these people go home.

 

[retard strength]

Can't even imagine how fucking bad that laundry room reeks right now (and is probably going to for the rest of the show). Now would also be a good time for Jon to do one of his bi-monthly teeth brushings.

 

[MoonState]

Chat is viewable again for non-season pass holders on their website if you refresh the page.

Also, I clipped Jon's garage freakout earlier. Has it already been posted? If not, where's best to host it? It's 10 mins long

It has been posted twice.
Regarding the other question, it's best to upload it here. Filesize limit is 200MB

 

[Mundane Ralph]

BORING & GAY
Jet neptune is looking for ip2 streamers to put in the house, pure desperation.
Disperse the rewards and unplug this shit, let these people go home.

stop speeding is the only one they should consider

 

[Enig]

They'll let a ton of boring ass messages about Vance being a plant through but I put in something to see if Josie knows about certain seven letter horse memes and they reject it, when are they going to stop with the tardshield on her, the slampig and Jon Tate