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About that failed ratio. Found this in Lucas replies:
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Keffals keeps shilling his grand return on the Patreon stream. It's working really well, he's gained about 15 patrons since returning.

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>comes back from rehab
>makes a tweet trying to ratio Leafy
>makes an announcement about quitting twitter after failing
i dont think ive ever seen a troon quit Twitter over a failed ratio
 
>2 more weeks until the lawsuit
What's it been, 6-8 months now? He probably deleted his Twitter after realizing there was no "big comeback" to recoup that 100k he acquired under fraudulent pretenses, that was blown on oxys and lady boys who look like they're 14 in Ireland and touring the US for Twitch con, instead of launching a lolsuit against the London Ontario police department.
 
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About that failed ratio. Found this in Lucas replies:
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On Hasan's Twitch chat asking for help.... omfg rofl, Hasan's chat is unreadable, no way he would have ever seen this. But Hasan has been completely silent about Lucas lately, so I guess he's also done with his bullshit. Would be the first smart thing Hasan has ever done online.
 
lucas just log off. get a real job.
As Patrick S. Tomlinson refuses to let the idiots win,
as the Ralphamale treks the peaks and valleys of his 1:1 W/L ratio,
as the Moon orbits the Earth orbits the Sun,
so to shall Lucas refuse to seek gainful employment. Possibly the most irritating thing about this faggot (aside from swindling ghost dads money from his siblings to mutilate his genitals and vocal chords) is the fact that he's never held even one minimum wage job. Being a wageslave teaches you humility, ask Jewsh. Once upon a time, Johm Potter was a shrill voiced faggot cooking fries at a Whataburger for geriatrics and meth heads. Those skills have ingratiated him with both autists and racists; now he's a shrill voiced faggot running the uppercase I internet's premier Neo-Nazi hate forum. This virtue was never instilled in Lucas due to his mother being a pushover and his father being a dead pushover. If Luke applied for a job now, it would only be a vain attempt to satiate his ego, like a stripper or a cocktail waitress.

About that failed ratio. Found this in Lucas replies:
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This is an old post from 3/22/22. Still funny though.
 
>comes back from rehab
>makes a tweet trying to ratio Leafy
>makes an announcement about quitting twitter after failing
i dont think ive ever seen a troon quit Twitter over a failed ratio
Now Lucas can go hide away from those mean old mango ranchers, mocking them for their failed ratios, fake rehab and polycules with potato ogre. That is until Jack Dorsey wants to make money and opens up bluesky to normies.
 
Well, Keffals and nearly all of the mods have moved over to Bluesky, which means if we want to keep archiving posts we'll need to get our hands on some invite codes.
Lets call it Operation Mango Dawn.

In the battle between a man without a chin and a man without a cock, the chinless wonder came out victorious.

I'd imagine part of the reason Keffals left is due to how much Twitter has changed in the 2 months Keff has been gone. I saw more replies calling Keffals Lucas rather than Clara.
That being said all of the replies clowning on Keffals failed ratio probably didn't help, Keff just experienced about 90% of the replies having Keffals be the laughingstock/punchline.
Anyway, the Twitter isn't being deleted, I give it a week before the return, only 250 followers on Bluesky after all.

Edit, I'm just going to add, it's really fucking ironic that the video Keffals posted to promote the comeback stream has "The Ratio" song as the backing tune, considering he just fled Twitter over being humiliated over a failed ratio attempt.
 
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Not sure what you mean or what you are trying to tell me, fren.

If I click this link with my US twitter account nothing loads and I don't know why.
Do I use my UK account nothing loads bc Lucas blocked me.
Do I use my German twitter account I get a note that the tweet Lucas referres to is withheld in Germany (doesn't matter if I use a VPN or not).

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If you wonder why a tweet is withheld in Germany: Twitter does this for tweets that might be a criminal offense in Germany but aren't a criminal offense in other countries. This usually happens with tweets from the USA because of the 1st amendment. Free speech is way more limited in Germany than in the US.
A few years ago we got a new retarded law that put some pressure on Twitter to be more active against so called hate speech. We simply cannot call someone a nigger, faggot or niggerfaggot on Twitter. That would be hate speech and a criminal offense.No, we also cannot call someone a kike. Or a dirty sneaky gready jew. Or ...
 
Lucas realizing that the "rehab" stint wasn't the PR move he thought it would be is so delicious. He really thought all of his viewers would be waiting, money in hand to give him that sweet, sweet sympathy. But instead Lucas is learning one of life's most important lessons: Nobody likes an addict. People don't want to be around you when you're strung out and they damn sure don't want to associate with you when you put the scarlet letter on yourself of "I am a drug addict be wary of my intentions!" You have failed in every facet of being a human being Lucas, you lose, there is no going back.
 
Anyway, the Twitter isn't being deleted, I give it a week before the return, only 250 followers on Bluesky after all.
250 followers sounds about right, that's all he really has left. 250 paying subscribers on Twitch, fewer than that on Patreon. Soon this thread will be the largest remaining hub of Lucas's followers.
 
Not sure what you mean or what you are trying to tell me, fren.

If I click this link with my US twitter account nothing loads and I don't know why.
Do I use my UK account nothing loads bc Lucas blocked me.
Do I use my German twitter account I get a note that the tweet Lucas referres to is withheld in Germany (doesn't matter if I use a VPN or not).

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If you wonder why a tweet is withheld in Germany: Twitter does this for tweets that might be a criminal offense in Germany but aren't a criminal offense in other countries. This usually happens with tweets from the USA because of the 1st amendment. Free speech is way more limited in Germany than in the US.
A few years ago we got a new retarded law that put some pressure on Twitter to be more active against so called hate speech. We simply cannot call someone a nigger, faggot or niggerfaggot on Twitter. That would be hate speech and a criminal offense.No, we also cannot call someone a kike. Or a dirty sneaky gready jew. Or ...
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I'm sorry your government is trying to breed g*rmans out of existence by convincing you to make mulattos with the transfolk. Maybe if your people didn't exterminate 7,000,000 of my Hebrew brotheren, your cuckening and cuckooing would've been postponed.
 
With Lucas acknowledging the Zooey article he is also acknowledging that KF is still here. Or did that report travel back in time to when KF was still around?
 
With Lucas acknowledging the Zooey article he is also acknowledging that KF is still here. Or did that report travel back in time to when KF was still around?
You think he even read the article? He just saw another troon sperging and trying to ride on the hype, in the hope more people would give him griftbux.
 
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