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I've got a feeling that Jet, Sam and the production company isn't quite aware of how badly they've fucked up with letting sped-king Jon get absolutely shitfaced and then left to lie in his vomit on camera while they checked in every couple hours.

Yeah, they made everyone sign contracts they didn't read, but there's a reason a legit production would have a medical guy, followed by an assistant with papers for the injured to sign come on site if a reality show contestant injured themselves with something as small as a twisted ankle. Add to that any production where alcohol would be consumed would up the required liability insurance cost up by a fuck ton and add a whole 'nother level of due diligence actions to comply with.

They had a guy who stated on camera that alcohol makes him go crazy, probably has a whole host of professionally diagnosed mental issues, they let him drink in an uncontrolled way, then ditched him to lie in his filth in a laundry room whereas a real production would have full klaxons sounding and red lights flashing and "cover your ass" actions going on days ago.

I'm gonna bet while Simmons doesn't have a real civil case, Jon's family is smelling blood in the water right now.
 
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Heliantheae said:
It's amazing how Jon, who has spent the entire fucking night puking and being near death appears none the worse for wear, joking around and being animated as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Damiel is pilled up and completely checked out on the couch.
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Unironically it’s because he works out, eats clean, and avoids tap water.
 
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I'm only now catching on to this show. Is the $40 for all of season one gonna be a link to full stream archives or cut together footage?
 
Heliantheae said:
It's amazing how Jon, who has spent the entire fucking night puking and being near death appears none the worse for wear, joking around and being animated as if nothing happened.

Meanwhile Damiel is pilled up and completely checked out on the couch.
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The duality of fishes; Godless vs. Godliness. Joking aside, Jon is some sort of fucking super human. His mom's prenatal diet must have consisted of garden fresh veggies, well water, and beer (causing the retardation).
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
I've got a feeling that Jet, Sam and the production company isn't quite aware of how badly they've fucked up with letting sped-king Jon get absolutely shitfaced and then left to lie in his vomit on camera while they checked in every couple hours.

Yeah, they made everyone sign contracts they didn't read, but there's a reason a legit production would have a medical guy, followed by an assistant with papers for the injured to sign come on site if a reality show contestant injured themselves with something as small as a twisted ankle. Add to that any production where alcohol would be consumed would up the required liability insurance cost up by a fuck ton and add a whole 'nother level of due diligence actions to comply with.

They had a guy who stated on camera that alcohol makes him go crazy, probably has a whole host of professionally diagnosed mental issues, they let him drink in an uncontrolled way, then ditched him to lie in his filth in a laundry room whereas a real production would have full klaxons sounding and red lights flashing and "cover your ass" actions going on days ago.

I'm gonna bet while Simmons doesn't have a real civil case, Jon's family is smelling blood in the water right now.
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Doubtful, what is with all these neverdrinkers (based ofc) thinking a hangover is literally death. Some of you were never invited to parties and it shows.
 
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If Jon's autism is this bad then why did his family even let him on this show? And why does he have those male modeling pics. Dude did semi-professional modeling work while he's this tarded. I've known guys like Jon and most of them end up as ticket stub rippers and grocery baggers and cart pushers. Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
 
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Jon's sister spams producers to take him to the hospital for a bad hangover but his family wasn't freaking out when they got literal guns pointed at them during the swatting?
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I think the niggas in chat that apparently have never seen a hangover before and were overreacting, spamming the producers to check on Jon may have contacted her too and gotten her worried, pure speculation though
 
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Stupid Letty has her cards far from the pile, while King Jon has his right in the action. Who's the retard now, bitch?
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