Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[NoReturn]

Fourth woman is just showing off some drink from the drive in chain sonic, she's a prime fast food consooomer because she felt she needed to publish this pertinent information about something they have produced for years but it's not 'flavored water' I am almost certain it is basically soda.

It is. They just call that blue drink an "Ocean Water".
Sonic also apparently has something where you can order waters with a squirt of syrup in them, which just makes them a whatsit... thing they have in other countries... "cordial"? "Squash"?

 

[Toolbox]

What's irritating about this is he's only buying games just to say he has 1000.

Makes it even more reasonable to assume he just bought 900 something shovelware titles in bundles. Each game would be no more than a few cents especially on sale.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

When your "collection" looks like store shelves and you can't even access all of it (including the functional closet and dresser in the video) you're a hoarder.

Suddenly not feeling so good about my wall of pegboard that was covered in die-cast in my basement

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It is. They just call that blue drink an "Ocean Water".
Sonic also apparently has something where you can order waters with a squirt of syrup in them, which just makes them a whatsit... thing they have in other countries... "cordial"? "Squash"?
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>vanilla flavored water
Absolute heathenry

 

[NoReturn]

Target theft, for when you really need a loofa.

>vanilla flavored water
Absolute heathenry

Yum yum yummy

 

[Yaks]

Target theft, for when you really need a loofa.

I remember back in the day there was a huge community of big box store thieves on tumblr. They'd post their "hauls" and once they were sniffed out they all started adding to their tumblr page that this was "totally roleplay fantasy guys".

Oh wise Tiktok browser, have they moved on to Tiktok perhaps?

 

[NoReturn]

I remember back in the day there was a huge community of big box store thieves on tumblr. They'd post their "hauls" and once they were sniffed out they all started adding to their tumblr page that this was "totally roleplay fantasy guys".

Spoiler

Oh wise Tiktok browser, have they moved on to Tiktok perhaps?

Indeed they have! It's under "lifting", "borrowing", and "racking".

Bonus:

 

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Ep 123 - Chillogy

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>Find Goosebuds podcast by accident
>Few minutes in they ended up going on a political rant about fat shaming and children's entertainment should never be mean spirited, like Salute your shorts and the slappy episode of the 90s goosebumps show.
>Random rants about capitalists are evil while being obsessed with goosebumps merchandise and 90s consumerism
>They call the term NPC an alt-right racial slur in the chiliogy episode of the goosebuds podcast.
>Randomly go on defunding the police rants between talking about early 90s television shows
>Childless adult men in their 30s crying, bad guys in 90s kids shows using slavery as a threat
>They call Salute your shorts homophobic because they think a child actor with a speech impediment is making fun of the gay stereotype accent
>Cries about Salute your shorts having alt-right themes because it has fat and fart jokes
>Gets mad that kids in salute your shorts characters enjoy getting payback back on the bully character
>They call salute your shorts a bad show because it was just written for kids instead of adults like them like modern cartoons on Cartoon Network and Disney channel
>The only funny part of the podcast was one of the podcast members describing eating a $15.99 hot dog during a con an religious experience because he was starving all day
>They all think being hungry during a con counts as working class suffering

What the hell up with communists running consumerism podcasts? I noticed communism online when they were not obsessed with Disney. They were always obsessed with early 90s child horror and power rangers. Especially the green ranger.

Imagine growing up and becoming Donkeylips, and being butthurt about it.

Adults who watched this show when it was new have had every day for 20 years to turn their fucking lives around. These guys probably laughed at Donkeylips when they were kids, then they grew up and became even grosser.

It's possible that all three grew up as ugly fat kids like Moviebob, but I kind of doubt it. That's the baffling thing about generation soy, most of these people grew up normal-ish and did this shit to themselves. Grown adults weren't turning themselves into fat ugly clowns obsessed with children's media and communism 20 years ago.

 

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Target theft, for when you really need a loofa.
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Yum yum yummy

Makes you wonder what things would cost if companies wherent having to makeup for all this theft.

Its why you should vehemently detest thieves. You are paying for their shit behavior every time you shop.

 

[Staffy]

Energy drink consooming is back on the menu, boys:

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If I were the roommate of this guy I'd take these all and send them to a scrapyard or a recycling plant out of spite.

 

[John Titor]

Bonus:
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Reminder, Jesse Jackson called this person an idiot for encouraging looting. Jesse Jackson of all people.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Indeed they have! It's under "lifting", "borrowing", and "racking".
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They're stealing all this shit only to resell it to other Consoomers. Fucking mental. Or they just keep the shit they got from dollar general. We've gone too far. Dollar stores are for cheap candy to sneak into theaters and exclusive Mtn Dew flavors, anything else is heracy. Don't they realize these places have CCTV?

 

[NoReturn]

They're stealing all this shit only to resell it to other Consoomers. Fucking mental. Or they just keep the shit they got from dollar general. We've gone too far. Dollar stores are for cheap candy to sneak into theaters and exclusive Mtn Dew flavors, anything else is heracy. Don't they realize these places have CCTV?

See that last video, "easy stores"? It's shit like that. Sometimes the cameras are even fake.
Chain stores, though, are rolling out AI-assisted image recognition (similar tech to how Amazon Go works) but they only use it for loss prevention. Theoretically, we do have the ability at this point in time to require a credit card to enter stores, and then track who takes what, and automatically charge them when they walk out.
Anything with self-checkout, etc. is more a matter of "consent theater" and preventing retards from getting scared and angry.

 

[WelperHelper99]

See that last video, "easy stores"? It's shit like that. Sometimes the cameras are even fake.
Chain stores, though, are rolling out AI-assisted image recognition (similar tech to how Amazon Go works) but they only use it for loss prevention. Theoretically, we do have the ability at this point in time to require a credit card to enter stores, and then track who takes what, and automatically charge them when they walk out.
Anything with self-checkout, etc. is more a matter of "consent theater" and preventing retards from getting scared and angry.

I mean you could... if you want to go full China. That solves the symptoms not the cause. It doesn't change the nature of people wanting to go full wigger.

 

[Yaks]

Sometimes the cameras are even fake.

I've had some very interesting jobs over the course of my life, one of which made people comfortable enough to tell me their secrets. Claire's cameras in all of their stores are fake. It's just an empty dome. If any camera tends to work in these cheapo places, it's the one above the register.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I've had some very interesting jobs over the course of my life, one of which made people comfortable enough to tell me their secrets. Claire's cameras in all of their stores are fake. It's just an empty dome. If any camera tends to work in these cheapo places, it's the one above the register.

That's pretty crazy when it's dirt cheap to setup and manage a local ip cam nvr station now.

 

[Yaks]

That's pretty crazy when it's dirt cheap to setup and manage a local ip cam nvr station now.

I think considering the actual cost of their merchandise they just don't care. It's why you usually don't see cameras in dollar stores either.

 

[NoReturn]

The fuck is "Italian Resin"?

Spicy mayo.

Well, guys, what's your favorite micro-luxury?

 

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It's possible that all three grew up as ugly fat kids like Moviebob, but I kind of doubt it. That's the baffling thing about generation soy, most of these people grew up normal-ish and did this shit to themselves. Grown adults weren't turning themselves into fat ugly clowns obsessed with children's media and communism 20 years ago.

I think it's because children's media got ever better at hooking kids in and amping up the consoomerism in the 80s. Star Wars is the best example since it was promoted as a cultural phenomena and the toyline was absolutely huge and became the template for how to market a movie or TV show. Video games have to be related too since society could never quite determine if they were for kids or not. I mean every bar had arcade machines since Pong came out, and boomers like my dad bought an NES because his favorite golfer had a game on it, but they'd always be marketing to kids.

There was some level of mainstreaming too compared to antecedents like the old "Science Fiction Fandom." In addition to being full of pedophiles like Walter Breen or Samuel Delaney, it was full of absolute lunatics and hippie burnouts obsessed with Star Trek who you could classify as proto-manchildren. There were always lots of fat people and people who smelled terrible. But that fandom was too fucking weird for anyone vaguely normal and was into gatekeeping itself, so nobody read all those bad commie-flavored science fiction books from the 70s that are usually anti-capitalist and full of "free love" and other weird shit.

 

[Toolbox]

See that last video, "easy stores"? It's shit like that. Sometimes the cameras are even fake.
Chain stores, though, are rolling out AI-assisted image recognition (similar tech to how Amazon Go works) but they only use it for loss prevention. Theoretically, we do have the ability at this point in time to require a credit card to enter stores, and then track who takes what, and automatically charge them when they walk out.
Anything with self-checkout, etc. is more a matter of "consent theater" and preventing retards from getting scared and angry.

I'd consider it very optimistic to say that stores will only be using ai assisted recording for "loss prevention" if it can be sold it will. Amazon's gotta be using their amazon go stores for that just as they do with their own sites.