Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[moseph.jartelli]

I've gone three years worth of Shane's Reddit ramblings and not once has he shown me any form of technical knowhow. Just the ability to use Google

https://camas.unddit.com/#%7B%22author%22:%22NorrathReaver%20%22,%22resultSize%22:100%7D

He has shown me that he was an asshole on every subreddit he went to and visited antiwork and niceguys. As well as run away from anyone who disagreed with him.

A Snippet o' Nokes

>>Have I mentioned I've been having trouble sleeping? Like Tyler Durden level trouble sleeping. At first I thought I misunderstood or misheard him. Nope. I heard correctly. So we head back into the store so he can let another employee know that he's going to be letting me have his pre-order tonight. The kicker? He asks (and I think he obviously knew the answer but was testing me a tiny bit) if it's ok if it's the Project Scorpio edition since that's what he had pre-ordered. Now I'm a 36-year old grown man that generally holds it together pretty well...but I almost started crying. In the last many years this is the nicest thing any one person has done for me.>>

36 year old Microsoft Top Guy (tm) has a pre order dusaster XBoX and cries when he gets it. Why didn't Bill just hand deliver it???

This is nicest thing anyone has done for Shane. Now I feel bad.

 

[A Sunset]

How much can you bet he's going to have an irrational hate for worms from now on?

Pretty sure he's been seething for awhile considering this is like, his third manifesto ranting at me. He needs therapy. He can get therapy if he gets a job....so he'll probably never get therapy.

He also needs to stop fantasizing about me fucking his obese girlfriend, or the latest one....imagining me wanting to fuck him as a tranny? That's fucking gay, nigga. Why did you even think of that. Troon out already.

A Snippet o' Nokes

>>Have I mentioned I've been having trouble sleeping? Like Tyler Durden level trouble sleeping. At first I thought I misunderstood or misheard him. Nope. I heard correctly. So we head back into the store so he can let another employee know that he's going to be letting me have his pre-order tonight. The kicker? He asks (and I think he obviously knew the answer but was testing me a tiny bit) if it's ok if it's the Project Scorpio edition since that's what he had pre-ordered. Now I'm a 36-year old grown man that generally holds it together pretty well...but I almost started crying. In the last many years this is the nicest thing any one person has done for me.>>

36 year old Microsoft Top Guy (tm) has a pre order dusaster XBoX and cries when he gets it. Why didn't Bill just hand deliver it???

This is nicest thing anyone has done for Shane. Now I feel bad.

This is fucking pathetic. Maybe people would be nicer to him if he wasn't the biggest fucking dickhead faggot to everyone around him. Also, just ...he almost cried because he's getting a fucking video game system?

He didn't get bullied enough as a kid. Crying about an XBOX as a grown man, embarassing, pitiful. Get it together you fat bitch, WTF is wrong with you.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Shane: "I'm a public figure and well-known in the gaming and tech community."

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Thoughts about Shane from Microsoft employees or journalists:

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Microsoft Xbox and its consequences has been a disgrace for a fat faggot.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I posted on page 2 about him getting caught blatantly sockpuppeting on Reddit arguments, here's what one more person who crossed paths with him thought about Shane:

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When he claims it's "not his first rodeo" he means he frequently gets found out to be a delusional clown by people. He thinks it's something worth bragging about.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane: "I'm a public figure and well-known in the gaming and tech community."
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This post needs to be enshrined on the first page on the thread. Good lord, LOL. Everyone in the industry who knows about him hates him. It's got to sting seeing all these people Shame got in fights with get his dream jobs in tech while he decays in his Section 8 Housing.

When he claims it's "not his first rodeo" he means he frequently gets found out to be a delusional clown by people. He thinks it's something worth bragging about.

Are these the hardened criminals I keep hearing about, chasing him around the Internet as revenge for exposing their pedophilia and CyberCrimes?

Maybe "NeutrinoBurrito" from Reddit is the ringleader that prevents Shame from sharing his full resume on LinkedIn.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A Snippet o' Nokes

>>Have I mentioned I've been having trouble sleeping? Like Tyler Durden level trouble sleeping. At first I thought I misunderstood or misheard him. Nope. I heard correctly. So we head back into the store so he can let another employee know that he's going to be letting me have his pre-order tonight. The kicker? He asks (and I think he obviously knew the answer but was testing me a tiny bit) if it's ok if it's the Project Scorpio edition since that's what he had pre-ordered. Now I'm a 36-year old grown man that generally holds it together pretty well...but I almost started crying. In the last many years this is the nicest thing any one person has done for me.>>

36 year old Microsoft Top Guy (tm) has a pre order dusaster XBoX and cries when he gets it. Why didn't Bill just hand deliver it???

This is nicest thing anyone has done for Shane. Now I feel bad.

We started to acknowledge his existence, that has to pretty high up there with being one of the nicest things ever done for him.

By the way, he used to go by Morpheus Phreak in the early 2000's. He was banned pretty much everywhere he used it.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame has chosen to post a new Twitter selfie where he looks like a fat pedophile.


This is the last thing local children see before being abducted. That is one rapey smile. The disappearing-by-the-second hairline doesn’t help.

If he wasn’t too afraid to smile with an open mouth, he might look more normal. But sadly, Shame is a coward afraid of what his detractors think of his vile teeth. The only thing he’s more scared of is having a Skype phone call with @Spunt..

Also new Shame head for da memes.

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[Roland TB-303]

How pathetic do you have to be to define yourself by your job, real or imaginary? Only corporate-whore-middle-managers and women ask you where you work when you first meet them. It wasn’t long ago people were proud of accomplishments like raising a family or making something with their hands. How far we’ve fallen where a person like Shame can lead a 20 year career abusing people on the internet fueled by the pride of an Xbox call centre job.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

This faggot makes Dobson look like a turbochad. Truely a face made for radio....or a gas chamber.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shame has chosen to post a new Twitter selfie where he looks like a fat pedophile.

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This is the last thing local children see before being abducted. That is one rapey smile. The disappearing-by-the-second hairline doesn’t help.

If he wasn’t too afraid to smile with an open mouth, he might look more normal. But sadly, Shame is a coward afraid of what his detractors think of his vile teeth. The only thing he’s more scared of is having a Skype phone call with @Spunt..

Also new Shame head for da memes.

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The neckbeard, the glasses, the obvious mantits.

Tubby, by any chance, do you use Discord?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Over on the old Rage3d boards.
"You're all bullies if you don't agree with me and suck me my penis!"



Vielleicht bringt er sich ja diesmal einfach um

(And yes, even back then he was an asshole to people. Posters on there even got fed up with his bullshit insider larp)

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Over on the old Rage3d boards.
"You're all bullies if you don't agree with me and suck me my penis!"
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Vielleicht bringt er sich ja diesmal einfach um

(And yes, even back then he was an asshole to people. Posters on there even got fed up with his bullshit insider larp)

Severe pain. From not being able To Put Down The Fucking Fork! You fat sack of shit!

 

[sanguiduct]

It rubs the lotion on it's skin (with a butterknife)

 

[Bob_]

How much can you bet he's going to have an irrational hate for worms from now on?

Fatboy is vindictive af.

@I'm Just A Worm Congratulations for worming (lol) your way so completely into this lolcows head. I bet he even dreams about your avatar.

Fat Shane can't even eat spaghetti anymore without thinking of Worm.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I have been having such a hard giggle over this rot-mouthed neckbeard.

I've literally been daydreaming over him. Not fun sexy time way. But the milky luls ways, envisioning the times he has been banned or put in time out on reddit. You just  know he must have had a pants shittingly explosive chimp out over those instances. He would have litterly shook (jiggled) with autistic rage. Most likely cried as well.








Fat.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Shame has chosen to post a new Twitter selfie where he looks like a fat pedophile.

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This is the last thing local children see before being abducted. That is one rapey smile. The disappearing-by-the-second hairline doesn’t help.

If he wasn’t too afraid to smile with an open mouth, he might look more normal. But sadly, Shame is a coward afraid of what his detractors think of his vile teeth. The only thing he’s more scared of is having a Skype phone call with @Spunt..

Also new Shame head for da memes.

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Bro he is so gonna double down on wanting you to fuck him for posting this.

I mean, I've heard of a hate-fuck, but I'd always thought that was between two people in a relationship that had a fight or something.

You must be a wizard when it comes to getting sex from people you actually want it with.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I have been having such a hard giggle over this rot-mouthed neckbeard.

I've literally been daydreaming over him. Not fun sexy time way. But the milky luls ways, envisioning the times he has been banned or put in time out on reddit. You just  know he must have had a pants shittingly explosive chimp out over those instances. He would have litterly shook (jiggled) with autistic rage. Most likely cried as well.








Fat.

A re-enactment of each time he was banned

(the kid was actually having a fit about not being able to play his game)
He would however grow up and turn into this

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shane: "I'm a public figure and well-known in the gaming and tech community."
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Orrrrrrr, this is what they have to say publicly because what Shane accomplished under deep cover at the highest levels of the interconnection between corporations and government is too sensitive to be revealed to the public. Ever think about that smart guy? You're assuming all these people would be read into the tasks Shane was set upon when that stuff was probably kept only on a need to know basis, that's why there's no documentation and the weird "gaps" in Shane's resume.

 

[internet friend]

Fat Shane can't even eat spaghetti anymore without thinking of Worm.