🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Lame Entropy]

I don't believe Jon's story about having a girlfriend, it sounds like complete bs. Jon acts like a virgin.

He’s cleawly saving himsewlf fow mawwiage, don’t be a hatew.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Basically calling him a sperg for fucking up the house with the hole and the vomit and wondering how bad his house must be.

Letty already made a stew with her piss, Daniel smoked weed vapes, and there's no telling what Sylva had done.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

This will not be the last time Jon destroys something in the house and Jet knows this. This is the shrinkage involved with keeping Jontent flowing. The staff continues to treat Jon like genuinely mentally handicapped person.

Jet tells Jon to hide his carbonated waters because that's all he is willing to drink besides coffee and red bull. This is good advice because one of the reasons he was tweaking out so hard on the day of the fight was Mauro had drank all his bubbly the day before leaving him with only coffee .

I'm betting Jon immediately starts to re-set the house now that he's out of the challenge.

 

[cobsongemmy]

also i am not kind when i say if john exits the show is over, jet will have to carry the show himself and i am not sure he is creative enough to do it

 

[curbside2]

TTS hitting on Josie and saying they’re going to buy her a plushie. She says that would be epic.

Side note: it worries me that people are going to catfish her after the show

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

What'd they say about him?

Turning the house into a crack den(despite Chadiel being the actual junkie)

 

[CoolFool]

The only person Jon has to interact with right now is Dam. It would be funny to see him annoy the shit out of Dam but who knows, maybe they will bond and become better fwiends.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I'm sure Josie will be thrilled to learn that Dam took her bed as soon as he got out of the room

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

After being removed by technicality, Jon has started cooking. There is a nonzero chance he will cause a fire that results in the house burning down. All people in Bedroom 2 will die because they didn't want to leave.

 

[No Face]

shes a liar and the bowl very clearly had liquid in it

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

also i am not kind when i say if john exits the show is over, jet will have to carry the show himself and i am not sure he is creative enough to do it

if thats true, what does that say about the concept of the show? would they have been DOA if they had gotten anyone except jon?

 

[curbside2]

Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to pee. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I think what Sam and co are really worried about is Jon inadvertently hurting himself with his retardation again. Boy was dying this morning and almost too belligerently retarded to help. Sam had to sensei him into taking activated charcoal lol. Jet was very concerned to make sure Jon has something hydrating to drink going forward, much more than he was about the drywall.

 

[C. Cactus]

I think what Sam and co are really worried about is Jon inadvertently hurting himself with his retardation again. Boy was dying this morning and almost too belligerently retarded to help. Sam had to sensei him into taking activated charcoal lol. Jet was very concerned to make sure Jon has something hydrating to drink going forward, much more than he was about the drywall.

He's a very high risk-high reward fish

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to read. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually

Vance's shitty non-stop drumming.
Jon called Damiel "Damien" and everyone else is like "who the fuck is damien?"

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to read. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually

youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Jon says he feels a million times better now that Simmons is gone and they had the pizza party.

little does he know Jet is the Worldcorp pedo guy who has a history of producing worksafe CP, the sinister half Czech half human underling of Sam Hyde, the chief pedo of a clutch of wigger pedo guys
and there's a balldo in the basement

 

[The Blue Morpho]

youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.

Just the image of his motionless legs sticking out from under the overturned mattress was entertaining though.

 

[CoolFool]

Room 2 is now noticeably boring without Jon there. People aren't kidding when they say he carries the show.

youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.

He still indirectly created content with the other fish talking about him and poking him and TTS trying to get him to move.

 

[curbside2]

Jon went straight to Damiel to hang out and eat his food. Seems to have no outward I’ll will towards him. Damiel seemed awkward at first but then relaxed.