🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Robot Gentleman]

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Jon got woken up by the oven timer, then proceeded to get distracted for five fucking minutes, with the oven still on.

 

[DaBigBopper]

>Vancels
>Why doesn't Jon clean this shit up? He's being really inconsiderate of everyone else
>Meanwhile Jon assembles couch in order to watch Rat Kino and yells at Janny Jet to clean up his vomit for him

Vance is worse than a janny, by Allah he is a malding faggot. Jon has proven time and time again to have his heart in a good place even if he has a minor case of serious brain damage. Vance is the living embodiment of beta's who think they are alphas, Damiel is a beta who thinks he's a sigma.

 

[Kirby vacuums]

damn someone must have actually spent 8k coins on this

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

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For those who may not know - wes is their main web developer.. this was probably just a test.

 

[ButterBar]

jon destruction counter

set off the fire alarms (at least twice)
mustard wall
puked all over everything (still has not cleaned it)
cracked garage floor
kicked hole in wall
generally has stayed stinky / refused to help clean anything

am i missing anything?

Jon has cleaned, the night of the Damiel fight he swept and mopped the whole place

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

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damn someone must have actually spent 8k coins on this

Wes is Fishtank's Pajeet Web Developer. He's just testing the fishtoys.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Update: The shark got bored and left with the plushie, proving Josie is less autistic than initially forecasted.

She’s autistic not full blown retarded.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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She's going to get enough of those to build a nest at some point.

 

[Halcyon698]

Jon has cleaned, the night of the Damiel fight he swept and mopped the whole place

That wasn't mopping that was dirt shifting. He used the filtered water on the floor and what appeared to be windex to move the dirt around the house never once rinsing the mop in clean water while walking through his own dirty mess multiple times respreading the dirt.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Wes is Fishtank's Pajeet Web Developer. He's just testing the fishtoys.

lmao sam has openly complained about "the code diaper" (indians doing coding jobs that have to be rewritten). pretty god damn hilarious he still hired an indian and got a 30k bill for the guys mistake.

there was also an old mde bumper with a diatribe on this topic that i would never be able to find.

 

[WorldEaterChampion]

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Live reaction to the Entity and Jon kicking a hole in the wall.
Stolen from Twitter.

It's confirmed. I'm a Joncel now, the Top G could learn a thing or two from this young lispy buck.

 

[Aristides]

8000 coins is just insane. Absolutely milking those Josiefags.

 

[Sammich]

They shouldn’t be allowed to sleep in the cage. Wake their asses up

They should be going in and spraying fart spray under the door, or ramping the heat up, or something to make it more and more uncomfortable.
(talking about the cell challenge)

 

[Puff]

8000 coins is just insane. Absolutely milking those Josiefags.

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Ah, another confirmed paypig. That's WITH the 20% discount.
Edit: I'm a tard and remembering incorrectly. That's the full price.

 

[curbside2]

They should be going in and spraying fart spray under the door, or ramping the heat up, or something to make it more and more uncomfortable.
(talking about the cell challenge)

They almost lost everyone yesterday so you have to give the sharks a break.

 

[JawnClawdVanDamn]

Jon is currently building a safety hazard in the kitchen to sleep on.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jon was laying on a couch on his side eating while wearing a toga like a Roman Senator.

 

[curbside2]

Ah, another confirmed paypig. That's WITH the 20% discount.

That’s like $750 right? If you think this is a normal thing to do then you should neck yourself.

 

[Aristides]

Ah, another confirmed paypig. That's WITH the 20% discount.

Is it? I'm not giving Sam a single red cent for any of this. It says "Get a season pass to join the chat!" in the bottom right corner.