Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

when will this clown know that there's no salvation left for this dead franchise. How many more made up sources are you going to come up with before your so-called audience starts leaving your channel.

Disney Civil War my ass. You'll be back watching Ahsoka and all the other goyslop series because you are obligated to by your viewers. Any good content creator would have just rebranded their channel and moved on.

STAR WARS IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
Enuff said.
 
For those of you dorks who fancy yourselves video gamers, Jedi Survivor dropped today. If you wish to see the story without actually having to buy or play the game, here it is.


Deepfake Kenobi reacting to Lizzo and Jack Black:

Star Wars (1977) is both a self-contained story and a story setting up for sequels because it’s based on the sci-fi serials Lucas watched as a kid.

A New Hope is it’s own adventure but it leaves room for additional stories.
You guys keep using the word "self-contained". I don't think it means what you think it means. If it's setting up sequels, then it's not self-contained, since it needs more stories to finish its tale. It's like calling Fellowship of the Ring a self-contained story, when it's obviously not.

Self-contained means "complete, or having all that is needed, in itself:" Which ANH does not have, since it does not have the full resolution to the conflict it showed, and it raises more questions than it answers. How did the Empire subvert and destroy the Republic? How did Vader betray and murder Anakin? What's going to happen now that the Empire knows where the Rebels live, but the Rebels have shown teeth by blowing up the Death Star? Is this the start of a galactic revolution, or did the Rebels bite off more than they can chew?

Again, Sleeping Beauty is a perfect example of a self-contained story. It introduces the conflict with Maleficent, the residential bad bitch for the story. It shows how she starts the conflict by cursing the king's daughter. It shows how Prince Philip seeks to save said daughter. Philip fights Maleficent, gets the girl, saves the day, and they live happily ever after. The End. THAT is a self-contained story. ANH? It could end in a million different ways, and with Vader walking away and the Empire still intact, you'll never know unless they resolve it in a sequel. People even noted how different Star Wars was to other films which resolved their primary conflicts and had their villains die out, as opposed to Star Wars where the main bad guy escapes unscathed.

Maybe Vader and the Empire return with large numbers and bum-rush the Yavin IV base, with all the heroes getting killed off in an Alamo-style death scene. Maybe they settle it diplomatically like gentlemen, giving the Outer Rim to the Rebels but the Empire gets to keep the core while having to pay any off-world Alderaanians money as compensation for blowing up their planet. Maybe they just end up in a Cold War scenario where both sides are evenly matched, but they dare not start another battle because it would just cause the mother of all battles and would end with mutually-assured destruction. Maybe the Empire goes bankrupt after the Death Star explodes and it just collapses on its own. Or maybe some Imperial military leaders who were secretly conspiring against Vader and Tarkin marshal enough support to overthrow Vader and the other Imperial higher-ups and offer the throne to Princess Leia.

If A New Hope was a self-contained story, the conflict with Vader and the Empire, which was central to the theme of the film, would have been resolved. To the point where if that was the only movie in the series, it would still be a complete ending to the story.

A self-contained version of ANH would have Vader dying along with the rest of the Imperials when the Death Star explodes, and during the medal ceremony, the Rebels get word that the Empire is collapsing due to all the Imperial higher-ups dying aboard the Death Star, with the space station's destruction encouraging rebellions galaxy-wide, leading to the complete disintegration of imperial authority. That would be a self-contained story, since you could end it there, and it would be complete.

And if you choose to make another movie in the same series, maybe you can bring in some leftovers of the Empire or a new threat altogether. But if you left it there, it'd still be a "happily ever after" instead of an ending that just leaves more questions than answers.
 
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when will this clown know that there's no salvation left for this dead franchise. How many more made up sources are you going to come up with before your so-called audience starts leaving your channel.

Disney Civil War my ass. You'll be back watching Ahsoka and all the other goyslop series because you are obligated to by your viewers. Any good content creator would have just rebranded their channel and moved on.

STAR WARS IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
Enuff said.
It's going to be funny if Disney releases a communiqué about Favreau's contract being renewed.
On the bright side, he has stopped talking about Kennedy leaving Disney/LF.
 
Star Wars (1977) is both a self-contained story and a story setting up for sequels because it’s based on the sci-fi serials Lucas watched as a kid.

A New Hope is it’s own adventure but it leaves room for additional stories.
That's the best thing about it: You don't need Empire or even ROTJ. Star Wars can just be ANH and you'll know the whole story. That's why Disney's attempts to make a fucking cinematic universe rubs me the wrong way, Star Wars honestly isn't that complex that you need to watch 14 other movies and read all the books.
 
It's going to be funny if Disney releases a communiqué about Favreau's contract being renewed.
On the bright side, he has stopped talking about Kennedy leaving Disney/LF.
Most of these people are basically just shooting in the dark. Me? I don't believe anything about shake-ups in Disney unless I see Disney openly admit it themselves.
 
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Hence why the destruction of the Death Star is that initial SPARK of rebellion. Rebellions start out small. Then they grow in size and get bigger with time as more and more people join. The Death Star's destruction shows that the Empire is vulnerable; their greatest battle dreadnought was taken out by a bunch of rebel starfighter bois. Which would then lead to rebellion in a million other places, so at that point, the Empire would slowly, but surely, start to feel the heat as more planets rebel. Which would make them more desperate to stamp out the rebels.

Which again, means that ANH is not a self-contained story. This was the start of a war to liberate the galaxy, not the climax or endpoint of it. This is the space equivalent of say, the Boston Tea Party. Or Bunker Hill. Back then, no one thought the Americans would win, because all the odds favored Britain.
Pray tell, if the empire has such massive, overpowering and overwhelming information control that they managed to wipe out a tens of thousands year old religion whos literal gods walked among mortals from every spec of an entire galaxy, how did a 2-3 year old rebellion manage to grow and overtake it?
 
Most of these people are basically just shooting in the dark. Me? I don't believe anything about shake-ups in Disney unless I see Disney openly admit it themselves.
I've had people say to me that Doomcuck is not like Mike Zeroh, that his insiders are totally real and not just voices in his head, lol.
 
Pray tell, if the empire has such massive, overpowering and overwhelming information control that they managed to wipe out a tens of thousands year old religion whos literal gods walked among mortals from every spec of an entire galaxy, how did a 2-3 year old rebellion manage to grow and overtake it?
Because said gods got betrayed by one of their own? Duh? Weren't you listening to Obi-Wan? And the Empire was led by a Force-sensitive more powerful than any of the Jedi? Also, ROTJ didn't mark the end of the Empire, you twat. It was four years in between ANH and ROTJ, and even then, the "good guys" had to fight a war for years on end with several different "Empires" just to make their way to the core.

Also, the Rebellion is, well, a rebellion. Don't you know how rebellions work? Haven't you studied any history at all? They didn't conquer the entirety of the Empire by force. Rebels specialize in convincing your subjects to turn against you because it'd be better for them. The moment you start losing wars to them, more and more of your subjects will walk away and join their ranks, turning your strength into theirs. Especially when the Emperor's death caused a severe lack of central authority, causing some Imperial subjects to go warlord and others to give the rebels a chance.

I've had people say to me that Doomcuck is not like Mike Zeroh, that his insiders are totally real and not just voices in his head, lol.
It's just easier to count them all off as rumor mills and just wait until Disney actually says something.
 
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a military academy IN Tatooine as Luke stated
Luke never says anything about the Imperial Academy he wanted to go to being on Tatooine. As far as we know there wasn't one on Tatooine. He was going to apply as a pilot before he could get drafted into the Imperial Starfleet.
LUKE
Yes, sir. I think those new droids
are going to work out fine. In fact,
I, uh, was also thinking about our
agreement about my staying on another
season. And if these new droids do
work out, I want to transmit my
application to the Academy this year.

Owen's face becomes a scowl, although he tries to suppress
it.

OWEN
You mean the next semester before
harvest?

LUKE
Sure, there're more than enough
droids.

OWEN
Harvest is when I need you the most.
Only one more season. This year we'll
make enough on the harvest so I'll
be able to hire some more hands. And
then you can go to the Academy next
year.
This is from the script for Star Wars (1977). I recommend watching it one day.
 
Luke never says anything about the Imperial Academy he wanted to go to being on Tatooine. As far as we know there wasn't one on Tatooine. He was going to apply as a pilot before he could get drafted into the Imperial Starfleet.
There's an academy for pilots, and the planet belongs to the Empire. And nothing suggests that the academy isn't on Tatooine, especially since once you get to the city, the place is crawling with Imperials. Luke just wanted to leave the moisture farm, and his uncle said no, because he needed the help. For all we know, the academy could be on Tatooine, especially since Luke said nothing about going offworld for the Academy. A planet is a big place, after all. I mean, when you tell your parents you're going to university, and you guys live on a farm, it obviously doesn't mean that you're going to fucking Mars. It just means you'll be really far from them and won't be able to do farmwork. Which is what Owen was bitching about to Luke.

It pays to actually pay attention to what they're saying. If it was offworld, wouldn't Luke have said something about it? Like say, "I want to go to the Imperial Academy on Corulag this year!"

It's even funnier, since later on, in one of the Rogue Squadron games, (Rebel Strike) which go out of their way to be faithful to the films, they do depict an Imperial training academy on Tatooine that you could visit in the training mission. Meaning that yes, they meant that the academy WAS on Tatooine. They wouldn't have put it there if the film didn't imply that there was an Imperial academy on Tatooine.
 
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Because said gods got betrayed by one of their own? Duh? Weren't you listening to Obi-Wan?
I'm not asking how the jedi were killed, I'm asking how the hundreds of billions of followers of the literal gods walking among men somehow all vanished in about 2 decades.

The empire has so much information control that they can wipe hundreds of billions of followers of a religion out in 20 years, but somehow can't suppress a plucky rebellion. Do you not see the glaring contradiction here?
 
I'm not asking how the jedi were killed, I'm asking how the hundreds of billions of followers of the literal gods walking among men somehow all vanished in about 2 decades.
Probably did the same thing done by the followers of many religions in China which got banned after Mao: keep low, and shut up. They didn't vanish or get wiped out; they just shut their mouths, nodded and bowed like the rest of the citizenry, and kept their heads down after their heroes were killed by one of their own and the Empire came to power, taking away free speech and many other rights. And as far as the Empire is concerned, they can keep their beliefs about the Jedi and the Force, so long as they keep it to themselves and not talk about the Jedi openly.

Again, this has happened so many times across history. If you were a German Jew when Hitler took over, or a Japanese Christian when the Tokugawas took control of Japan, you'd keep your head down and NOT proudly proclaim who you are, right?

The empire has so much information control that they can wipe hundreds of billions of followers of a religion out in 20 years, but somehow can't suppress a plucky rebellion. Do you not see the glaring contradiction here?
Maybe because the Rebels themselves WERE LED BY EX-IMPERIALS? As in, THEY KNOW THE SYSTEM AND HOW TO GET AROUND IT? Geez, man, pay attention. One of the top leaders of the Rebellion happens to be an IMPERIAL SENATOR. We can't even wipe out the fucking Taliban. Now imagine the Taliban, but they have US Army officers and a Senator with classified intel on their payroll, and they know how American surveillance works and how to get around it.
 
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Man this stupid argument is still going on? lol

Survivor seems decent if you like the first game based on the early reviews. Though performance looks like a pretty major issue. I was going to wait for a sale anyway (fuck spending $70 on a game), here's hoping for patches I guess.
 
Man this stupid argument is still going on? lol

Survivor seems decent if you like the first game based on the early reviews. Though performance looks like a pretty major issue. I was going to wait for a sale anyway (fuck spending $70 on a game), here's hoping for patches I guess.
I'm not giving money to EA or Disney. Fuck that shit. If there's a way to pirate this or the first game, let me know.
 
I'm not giving money to EA or Disney. Fuck that shit. If there's a way to pirate this or the first game, let me know.
Why do you even care? Go boot up Force Unleashed or Jedi Outcast/Academy. Or the KOTOR games. Really, there's not much new under the sun.

Man this stupid argument is still going on? lol

Survivor seems decent if you like the first game based on the early reviews. Though performance looks like a pretty major issue. I was going to wait for a sale anyway (fuck spending $70 on a game), here's hoping for patches I guess.
That's always the wise move with modern games. This whole "we'll patch the bugs in later" attitude justifies buying the game later on, once they have patched in all the bugs and you can buy the game new for half or even quarter the price.
 
Man this stupid argument is still going on? lol

Survivor seems decent if you like the first game based on the early reviews. Though performance looks like a pretty major issue. I was going to wait for a sale anyway (fuck spending $70 on a game), here's hoping for patches I guess.
Eh, I wouldn't trust the reviews especially early ones. As the "best new star wars game" Jedi Survivor has nothing but good will despite most likely being a 6/10 experience.
 
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