🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Swamp_Donkey]

to the josiecels that read this tomorrow morning: damiel has been snacking on flaming hot cool ranch doritos in your queens bed

 

[Rakovnik]

Discord scammers selling Fishtank clips, retards paying for them. Source A

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

red shark went into B2 to turn the round timer back on
jon just tried to tie the door to B2 shut with the yellow rope he put on the handrail an hour earlier
he then pussied out when he realized he didnt know how to tie a knot

 

[cwestg]

Discord scammers selling Fishtank clips, retards paying for them. Source
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maybe its the deleted footage

 

[alicesroom]

@alicesroom Hey, you're in this thread. Here's your chance to get on the show~

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

jon just tried to tie the door to bedroom 2 shut with the yellow rope he put on the handrail an hour earlier and then chickened out cause he realized he didnt know how to tie a knot.

This combined with his reckless use of the oven... This dude is really gonna get everyone killed, isn't he?

 

[Pitckus]

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

Yes.

 

[cwestg]

jon leaving his puke and mattress, what a dickhead. like seriously thats not autism thats jus retardation

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

Literally yes.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Also told Chris they should torture the fish with TTS in the middle of the night and keep them up for a couple days straight. Mario is a cold blooded nigga

He gets what he wished for.
Red Shark/Jet just came in to set the alarm for every 5 seconds.

 

[Angry Shoes]

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

Yeah and none of the fish have AIDS and I think Jet and the crew would like to keep it that way

 

[luigismanslave]

Halo:The Fall of reach just casually falls out of his pocket every time he is on cam in front of everyone.

when a fish loses a bed instead of taking it out shark-mauro falls asleep in it

 

[Rakovnik]

maybe its the deleted footage

You may be right

 

[The Blue Morpho]

red shark went into B2 to turn the round timer back on
jon just tried to tie the door to B2 shut with the yellow rope he put on the handrail an hour earlier
he then pussied out when he realized he didnt know how to tie a knot

The timer is extremely loud. You can hear it throughout the house. Sylvia is fucking losing it but they're all in bad shape. Vance is kind of a mystery since that balding fuck is still hiding in the camera's blindspot.

 

[alicesroom]

i wasnt allowed to join because im a "security threat:" btw

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

LMAO the shark fell over

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Red shark tried to hardcore parkour around bedroom 2 and fell flat on his ass then scooted under the bed. All of this to turn that ear-destroying timer off.

 

[curbside2]

i wasnt allowed to join because im a "security threat:" btw

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

i wasnt allowed to join because im a "security threat:" btw

You sure went from "I don't want to!" to "I wasn't allowed to!" real fucking fast.

 

[Halcyon698]

I listened in to the Mauro twitter space for 30 seconds. Mauro was saying he should've stayed the night and collected his thoughts. Chris from the crew is in there and starts to say how he understands, the host( I think @shirtwascash) cuts him off and says they covered that already. Then the host says "Mauro, let me tell you the moment I knew you were a badass"

Not staying for people fellating Mario, going to have to skim the playback for anything good

What blows my mind is people think snorlax added to the show. He slept and read and was in the general vacinity of an alleged pedo and that was enough to break his psyche. Good bye.