Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Floralfeline said:
I know that's what Jess said, but it's not in the document so 🤷. Maybe Phil decided not to press charges for that?
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Yeah he did post that. Jess is a limelight chaser but he claimed he was assaulted and that's in there, so we would be lead to assume Phil backed out which would be expected for that limp dick boomer.
 
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The Sea Witch said:
Everything they've done in the name of "helping" has failed. In general forcing people to do things is a bad tactic when you want them to change. Regardless of his Peter Pan syndrome he is still 43, which means he has all the freedom in the world to make bad decisions. Consequences will catch up somewhere along the way. He's fucking around, let him find out.
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They'd have to cut him off completely to let him hit rock bottom, and I'm guessing that despite everything he still has final say on his money. So I would assume Ape and Phil are never going to let him loose to hit his rock bottom out of fear of him cutting them off from the fortune and burning it all to make a statement.
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
They'd have to cut him off completely to let him hit rock bottome, and I'm guessing that despite everything he still has final say on his money. So I would assume Ape and Phil are never going to let him loose to hit his rock bottom out of fear of him cutting them off from the fortune and burning it all to make a statement.
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If he was going to clean up with their help, it would've happened a decade ago or longer.

He needs to be amputated completely from his enablers and they need a conservatorship over his money.
 
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Funeral for a Furry said:
Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.
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CKY was good. It was all because of Derrin Miller though. He wrote all the songs. I can't believe how big of a fag Jess turned out to be. What a pussy.
 
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Bowl of Ramen said:
Earlier upthread there was a tweet that someone found Bam next to their porch like a lost dog. Know how your dog or cat runs out of the house, and you have to shake a bag of treats or open a can?

It’s my head canon that someone shook a bag of meth to get Bam out of the woods.
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They also put out some traps- big boxes propped up with a stick over a baggie of meth.
 
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“I’m not crazy,” said the crazy man.

Homer J. Fong said:
Well if there was any win out of this it was Jess colliding with BJ Courville. And I hate to side with BJ but I want Jess to be punched after looking thru his twitter.
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1. If you've rented the house then you aren't obliged to give Bam the right to stay there. What utter bullshit is he pretending that Bam is forcing him to sacrifice his commitment to his children?
2. "I bought Solar Panels, Floors and Prince's Soundboard!" Who cares then you're such a rich guy, Mister Big Shot buying equipment from Prince's estate! He's just as much of a douche as his brother, and Bamuel to his credit doesn't give me Patrick Tomlinson vibes. What a cunt.

Edit: Just read the Instagram: Hell yes Bamuel fight on! Have BJ Courville write up the lolsuit. And here's That Surprise Witness definitely not wanting to insert herself into family drama.
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And Jess keeps Tweeting and who knows maybe Bam is just talking scorched earth but I think he could have legit lawsuit grounds. Before this Bam has only been officially accused of being an alcoholic and Jess's meth allegations brought it onto TMZ. Of course I'm not a Penn State Graduate with Cat Ear headphones so don't consider me an expert.
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If he paid two year’s rent in full in Dec of ‘21 then he has every right to stay there as the rightful tenant to the property.
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
totally lame ending
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The high point of his career was getting his mom to say fuck on camera for one of their movies. It's crazy how Steve-O went from taking everything that came down the pike to being a clean and sober person, and Bam just went deeper into that dark world.

Did his parents ever actually discipline him as a child or anything? I kinda feel bad for them but not really because they've had a lot of time to get this shit reversed.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
The high point of his career was getting his mom to say fuck on camera for one of their movies. It's crazy how Steve-O went from taking everything that came down the pike to being a clean and sober person, and Bam just went deeper into that dark world.
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The difference between Steve-O and Bam is that Steve-O actually listened to his friends and his doctors and got the help he needed. Probably because he thinks of them as his friends and real people. Bam is above everyone and will not listen to anyone who disagrees with him.
 
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