🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The Blue Morpho]

What blows my mind is people think snorlax added to the show. He slept and read and was in the general vacinity of an alleged pedo and that was enough to break his psyche. Good bye.

Mauro would have occupied so much of the space in that bedroom and made this challenge way harder.

 

[curbside2]

What blows my mind is people think snorlax added to the show. He slept and read and was in the general vacinity of an alleged pedo and that was enough to break his psyche. Good bye.

Mauro left the day he started to be great actually.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

If any of you are wondering what a show without Jon would be like just try watching bedroom two clips after he left. You will want to blow your brains out it's so boring. Jon kicked a fucking hole in the wall, was throwing zingers left and right, called out Vance, and fucked with Letty pissing in the closet. It's now npc conversation after npc conversation. Yes fish, we know you don't like Simmons. Please talk about something else.

 

[[Removed]]

Wow there really is a ghost in the garage. Just now noticed.

 

[JengaJimothy]

Who is this "4chan"?

 

[Aristides]

The timer is extremely loud. You can hear it throughout the house. Sylvia is fucking losing it but they're all in bad shape. Vance is kind of a mystery since that balding fuck is still hiding in the camera's blindspot.

About the boxing timer in Bedroom 2: It's very loud and makes ear-piercing high-pitched electronic chirps. From what I could track, it used to go off at any interval among one minute, a minute and a half, two minutes and a half, three minutes, or four minutes. Sam was pushing its buttons for a while, he may have just mashed a bunch of settings together.

Until a shark came in and reprogrammed it.



The description on its website says that the "round time length can be set from 60 seconds to 9 minutes, in 1 minute increments," while the "interval period during rounds can be set from 0 to 60 seconds, in 5 second increments." It now beeps twice every five seconds and is at its loudest setting.

The shark comes back in after like, two or three minutes of this and unplugs the timer. Maybe they thought it was too cruel?

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Mauro left the day he started to be great actually.

Him tearing into Jon was legit great, because he was right.
Sylvia ruined it by being the ho on the side that keeps conflict instigated because she knows she wont get hit

 

[Mr.Bucket]

About the boxing timer in Bedroom 3: It's loud, and makes ear-piercing high-pitched electronic chirps. It used to go off at any interval among one minute, a minute and a half, two minutes and a half, three minutes, or four
minutes. Sam was pushing its buttons for a while, he may have just mashed a bunch of settings together.

Until a shark came in and reprogrammed it.

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The description on its website says that the "round time length can be set from 60 seconds to 9 minutes, in 1 minute increments," while the "interval period during rounds can be set from 0 to 60 seconds, in 5 second increments." It now beeps twice every five seconds and is at its loudest setting.

The shark comes back in after like, three minutes of this and unplugs the timer. Maybe they thought it was too cruel?

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I *think* the shark tried to reprogram it at first, got it wrong, and left to go look at instructions. Then came back and unplugged it. After falling on his ass, which is still hilarious.

Remember this thing took Sam Hyde like 10 minutes to set up.

 

[stink rink]

Prime vance content. Geriatric wall pushups after eye-fucking the camera with the Seattle flouride stare, clearly daydreaming about all the dicks in his girlfriend rn.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

You do realize that "In the end he suffered no permanent physical damage" doesn't excuse you from liability? Yes, Jon is fine right now. The production company placed him at extreme risk, however, and did shit that no insurance policy would cover for and it's all there on camera. If Jon's family wants to file suit (and they may be able to do it on his behalf depending on certain factors) at this point, they'd probably be able to win something. Now they wouldn't get shit because this ain't Hollywood and a completely fly by night company like Sam's probably couldn't afford the correct type of production insurance for this whole deal, given the amount they're bitching about for the streaming costs.

I do realize I'm debating with a bunch of Zoomers only slightly less sheltered and retarded than the ones we're watching on camera, but this isn't a bunch of friends live-streaming their antics. This is technically an entertainment production of a for profit business, with contracted employees (the fish). There are outside rules and regulations that have to be followed, or you leave yourself open for a legal reaming, and last night's show demonstrated that the legal due diligence is 100% as slipshod, unprofessional and fly by night as the technical side is, and given the nature of the production, it's all fucking documented, which is as lulzy as it gets.

„I voluntarily drank alcohol as an adult and had a hangover.“ I know the legal system is retarded but it can’t be that retarded right?

 

[Halcyon698]

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Prime vance content. Geriatric wall pushups after staring at the camera with the Seattle flouride stare, clearly daydreaming about all the dicks in his girlfriend rn.

I see the Vance cuck thing alot is there evidence or something that he is into that?

 

[ChunkyKong]

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

6 minutes later...

i wasnt allowed to join because im a "security threat:" btw

Don't break your ankle with all the 180s you're doing retard

 

[stink rink]

I see the Vance cuck thing alot is there evidence or something that he is into that?

Seattle resident first and foremost, who said his girlfriend could call the producers if she was uncomfortable with him doing challenges with Letty and he'd leave the show.

 

[Clownish]

Jon has become Encino Man.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

i dont want to be in some stupid fish bowl. do i look like a fucking fish to you?

Nah, but I heard there's a open space in a Mexican crack shack after a horse ran off that you could experience some FIVE STAR DAYS in, & try to regain barely any relevance that you ever had.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I doubt anyone here is really interested in sending TTS messages, but the price of them are doubled:

 

[curbside2]

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Jon has become Encino Man.

This guy is a fire threat.

 

[Halcyon698]

Seattle resident first and foremost, who said his girlfriend could call the producers if she was uncomfortable with him doing challenges with Letty and he'd leave the show.

Yeaahhh I'm gonna go with Cuck Status = True. The more i find out about all these people the more i dislike every single one of them. At this point I'm more a fan of Josie's plushy winning over any of these morons.

 

[Rakovnik]

I doubt anyone here is really interested in sending TTS messages, but the price of them are doubled:View attachment 5095033

TTS prices are doubled or more at night when the contestants are trying to sleep, they'll go back down in the morning / when the crew is awake

 

[alicesroom]

Nah, but I heard there's a open space in a Mexican crack shack after a horse ran off that you could experience some FIVE STAR DAYS in, & try to regain barely any relevance that you ever had.

it feels good to be an alog ,. my script finally recehes the finale