🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

He looks so fucking done.

Isn't that every photo he's taken with Ethan?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Isn't that every photo he's taken with Ethan?

"Motherfucker I even left a shotgun out you lazy coward bitch."

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Special upload for the Ralphamale. A very xanned-out s͓̭̻̖l̥̼͟͜u͙̞͓̹d͈̙̩͟g̩̲̺e̱͚̹̙ rendition of "Goodbye Horses" for you to cry along to between predictable bouts of impotent Twittard rage.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

My schitzo theory: Ralph murdered May and is pretending she left. I really do hope she left though, only time will tell.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Please may you stupid bitch prove you left early Friday morning so josh will laugh about it on MATI

 

[Booby Jones]

My schitzo theory: Ralph murdered May and is pretending she left. I really do hope she left though, only time will tell.

If Harry didn't tweet about "Wheels up" then, I'd enjoy being schizo with you.
Dammit, Harry

 

[.iota.]

Guess he doesn't know the show was canceled back in 2018.....

the only thing that the drunken swine remembers from 2018 is his marriage to nora.

... and that's only because google reminds him.

 

[Telemeter]

He buys the murses because he is literally too fat to use his pockets.

No, he's got no ass and stick legs, youve seen pictures of him wearing pants, they are all baggy as hell.

Everything wide enough to close around his waist is too big for infant sized lower body.

He wears a purse becuae he is literally gay and he thinks accessories make him pretty, and he literally talks about the right size purse so he doesn't stuff it dull of shit he doesn't need, like a woman.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The Laws of Guntonian Mechanics have been proven once and for all.

Ralph walking from a court without a single charge, without a lawyer, having filed insane legal papers, drunk, pilled up, dressed like a fat lesbian from 2014 was one of the luckiest breaks of his life. Fr fr no cap.

Then within days his wife has left him, fled with his child.

Whenever he scores a W he scores and equal and opposite L.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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... Wait. So, 5'1" fatass with a blue haircut is gonna go to LA of all places with a man purse? He's either going to find a bunch of actual far left karens who look like him or he'll find the crowd that hates those Karens....

I'd say the chances of another beatdown are decent brothers

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

My schitzo theory: Ralph murdered May

He telepathically murdered her from California?

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

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Looks like May took Rozy while Ralph is out in the Diddler Mansion.

Can a pig out run a horse?

So the horse divorce finally happens. I'm surprised it took this long, honestly. The beating a dead horse segment of MATI will be truly missed.

Can you imagine if that was the cause "PANTSUU YOU DUM BITCH YOU GOTTA GO THIS GOD DAMN PEDOPHILE JOSH MOON IS MAKING A SEGMENT ON STREAM ABOUT YOU!"

 

[whogoesthere]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

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https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/boss-zair-leather-crossbody-bag-item-18982876.aspx

With bonus view of paw-paws infected ring finger in high-res clickety zoom goodness.

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I have cared for 60 year old stroke victims with better looking hands than that. This pig is not looking good at all. Also, either grow long nails or trim them, half-and-half looks like a retards' version of a coke spoon.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You just know that fat fuck is suicide baiting Meigh right now as we speak.
"Baby, I can't live without you and Cozy Rozy baby! If you don't come back I may as well just off myself. I see no reason to go on living."
God he acts so much like a teenage girl who suicide baits for pity and to get what he wants.

Meigh is probably used to it at this point. He probably suicide baited her every time she didn't do what he wants. Like with any BPD woman it gets pretty old after a while and loses its effectiveness.

 

[TJBirish]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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So Ralph didn't even get a cone? A cup with a spoon?

I think he's making Dax feed him his ice cream just like Meigh used to do ***sniff***

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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It was nice of Dick to take his septuagenarian great uncle out for ice-cream.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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They look like that rare gay couple that survive post-50.

 

[Elmo]

Jesus Christ, look at that disgusting dirt build up around his teeth, not quite as bad Millennial Woes, but it's getting there

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651758552602775552/photo/1

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L M A O

 

[DoomSayer]

t/a

 

[Pigtoad]

Special upload for the Ralphamale. A very xanned-out s͓̭̻̖l̥̼͟͜u͙̞͓̹d͈̙̩͟g̩̲̺e̱͚̹̙ rendition of "Goodbye Horses" for you to cry along to between predictable bouts of impotent Twittard rage.

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listening to this almost makes me feel like I'm in the xannieroom with ethan himself.