🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FamicomGorby]

going to be interesting when his teeth start to show signs of rotting and maybe even falling out from all the booze soda and smoking

Ralph's plan is to drop dead before he's 50, so probably doesn't care too much. Though he is in Mexico so might as well see one of those cheap dentists there.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Ralph's plan is to drop dead before he's 50, so probably doesn't care too much. Though he is in Mexico so might as well see one of those cheap dentists there.

that can happen way before 50

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

For fuck sakes, you fat obese wigger. Stop buying purses, you look like a faggot. If you absolutely must have something to carry you xannies and booze in, get a fanny pack. You'll still look like a faggot, but at least nobody can snatch it from you without beating you to death... again.

The funny thing is I doubt Meigh has a single $100+ purse. Ralph has (had) at least three that we know about.

 

[Gorilla Man]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

If only he had used that money to buy the wizard game, maybe his horse would still be galloping in Mexico

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Oh, here's Ralph's new gay-ass $150 purse.

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https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/boss-zair-leather-crossbody-bag-item-18982876.aspx

With bonus view of paw-paws infected ring finger in high-res clickety zoom goodness.

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I remember when Ralph could afford $800 purses. I have lost respect for this Walmart version of Ralph. How are you supposed to break a horse when you can’t even respect yourself?

 

[KingHarkinian]

It's cute how much in love Ralph is with Dick. Look at the body language.

 

[Tom Myers]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1651949608212516869

https://archive.md/95xBD

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Thanks for all this overwhelming support guys! Seriously take my word for it all the love is pouring it’s just for Ralphamale’s eyes only!

The great circle of supportive friends Ralph has also happens to be the only part of his life that is totally private and unseen. Shocking.

I wonder if Ralph had to get a new phone because Pantsu is shutting down all the accounts he used her SS# and name to open.

I hope the most recent rental is under Ralph’s name because if not he’s going to enjoy trashing that place and leaving her with another $8k bill for damages.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"New phone" almost certainly has Ralphamale™ skulduggery written all over it.

 

[Scout Trooper]

My schitzo theory: Ralph murdered May and is pretending she left. I really do hope she left though, only time will tell.

The thing with Ralph controlling all her means of communication is that he could legitimately send messages on her behalf occasionally, saying she's coming back or whatever and then just never arrive.

It's a fairly common tactic to buy time after a murder to send texts from the victims' phones or email accounts.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The thing with Ralph controlling all her means of communication is that he could legitimately send messages on her behalf occasionally, saying she's coming back or whatever and then just never arrive.

It's a fairly common tactic to buy time after a murder to send texts from the victims' phones or email accounts.

Given Ralph's substance abuse and dislocation, it wouldn't be hard to have all the account passwords changed.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The thing with Ralph controlling all her means of communication is that he could legitimately send messages on her behalf occasionally, saying she's coming back or whatever and then just never arrive.

It's a fairly common tactic to buy time after a murder to send texts from the victims' phones or email accounts.

the lack of ANY whinnying from the horse is a bit concerning, even if ALL her shit was completely locked down you think she'd have obtained something new by now.

maybe there are conditions to the wranglers on this rodeo

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

You know Dick is worried all the passers-by think they're a couple. It's an ice-cream date!

Are they not?

Covered in dandruff, unclipped long ass nails, unbrushed teeth, dude has wax and dry skin hanging out of his ears, and his infected finger. Nice hygiene.

Dirty nails too.

 

[Particle Bored]

Thanks for all this overwhelming support guys! Seriously take my word for it all the love is pouring it’s just for Ralphamale’s eyes only!

The great circle of supportive friends Ralph has also happens to be the only part of his life that is totally private and unseen. Shocking.

It's not, really. Groyper fags are replying to all his tweets telling him they're "praying" for him and how he's super awesome and a legend and will totally come out on top.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's not, really. Groyper fags are replying to all his tweets telling him they're "praying" for him and how he's super awesome and a legend and will totally come out on top.

The same pitiful handful of groypher fags we see on his Twitter and cozy chat? Or the big super secret fan club that is love and support for Ralph’s eyes only.

His pitiful Twitter interaction is all you need to know about Ralph’s army of supporters. He has to spend more time blocking people than liking replies.

It’s pitiful that rando messages of empty support from people he doesn’t know make Ralph’s heart swell. It means more to him than the love of his children, IRL friends and wives because it requires nothing of him besides enjoying the vapid ego stroke of a glowing screen. I’m sure he will thrive on all that great support alone in his dirty, empty hovel in Mexico.

 

[Anonanon]

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Tfw my family, irl friends, gainful employment and gf can't compare to his furry paypigs giving virtual headpats

 

[Um...]

It's cute how much in love Ralph is with Dick. Look at the body language.

Just pointing out that lil Ralphie took that pic with a selfie stick.

You can see it from the shadow. So fatty is walking around LA wearing a purse, a backwards baseball cap and a dandruff-covered sweatshirt and carrying a selfie stick. No wonder Dax looks mortified to be seen with this trainwreck. Who wouldn’t be?

Oh and Ralphie has put on a lot of weight since Dax last saw him in person at the wrasslin event too. He looks like this now.

 

[ñññ]

Just pointing out that lil Ralphie took that pic with a selfie stick.

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He's so pink lmao wtf

 

[Anomalous Coward]

No, he's got no ass and stick legs, youve seen pictures of him wearing pants, they are all baggy as hell.

Everything wide enough to close around his waist is too big for infant sized lower body.

He wears a purse becuae he is literally gay and he thinks accessories make him pretty, and he literally talks about the right size purse so he doesn't stuff it dull of shit he doesn't need, like a woman.

His little arms can't reach the pockets when he's stood up, due to the rotundity of his gunt.

 

[HeyU]

My schitzo theory: Ralph murdered May and is pretending she left. I really do hope she left though, only time will tell.

I saw this post earlier and can’t help but wonder. Is there any proof of life for Pantsu since Ralph first arrived in California?

It’s Mexico, where it’s likely easier to get away with murder, because people don’t ask nearly as many questions about sketchy or suspicious behavior, they’ve been conditioned to turn a blind eye and not ask questions. So long as you get rid of the body before you leave, how would anyone know?

But I just realized, if he killed Pantsu, where’s Rozy? OMG, do y’all think it’s possible Ethan Ralph just pulled a Chris Watts?

I may sound crazy (I totally do), but until proof of life is shown for Pantsu, I’m gonna continue to wonder.