🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Sorry if already posted, crossposting this gem. The replies are funny.

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https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/1651981669984010240

Dick is such a whiny little bitch. Harry Morris is funnier than Dick could ever hope to be.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Maybe she wants to just be off of the Internet and away from all this retarded drama and have some time with her child?

Lmfao what? May doesn't give the slightest fuck about this child. Rozy was an anchor to try let her keep leeching clout of Ralph. May has proven time and time again that her ego matters more than Rozy. She's too obsessed with e-fame to ever do any of that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Sorry if already posted, crossposting this gem. The replies are funny.

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https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/1651981669984010240

Thinking about the mental gymnastics of Diddler Dax, of all people, telling May the clout horse to not go after internet clout is too much for me. If I think too much about it I'll end up getting an aneurism. Jesus fuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This Dax/Harry thing started because Harry has been tweeting a lot about the Indy 500 and racing in the past couple of days. He posted a joke about how Dax’s Indy 500 shirt was a secret code of approval lol. Of course Dax takes himself way too seriously so he is out-cringing boomers online.

 

[Garth]

Lmfao what? May doesn't give the slightest fuck about this child. Rozy was an anchor to try letbher keep leeching clout of Ralph. May had proven time and time again that her ego matters more than Rozy. She's too obsessed with e-fame to ever do any of that.

I don't know. Being trapped in a 100 degree concrete shitbox with two shrieking toddler's can do crazy things to even the stupidest egomaniacs. Perhaps even drive them to make a rational decision.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I don't know. Being trapped in a 100 degree concrete shitbox with two shrieking toddler's can do crazy shit to even the stupidest egomaniacs. Perhaps even drive them to make a rational decision.

Much more likely that grandma said "you bring rozy to me, and you shut your whore mouth on that fucking iInternet or the dealio is OFF"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I don’t think any of the people in this thread who haven’t been parents can really appreciate the abject misery of being alone with a one year old with no support. Having a newborn with no support and no sleep is a hell on its own, but all you have to do is keep them alive and address basic biological needs every few hours. When nothing is wrong, you can just put them down somewhere safe and keep an eye on them while you have a little time to yourself. A one year old demands active attention at all times. I know we have very solid proof May is willing to completely leave Rozy alone and screaming, but any time she’s with her Rozy requires complete attention which is draining like nothing else. There are a bunch of other aspects of good toddler rearing that are miserable and difficult but at this point the threshold for May’s child is “alive” so we can skip over that for now.

 

[SNU]

Sorry if already posted, crossposting this gem. The replies are funny.

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https://twitter.com/dickmasterson/status/1651981669984010240

Didn't he give similar advice to mintsalad and she turned into a wreck? Assuming Meigh is actually with Morris, the fact that Morris hasn't posted pics of her to own Ralph shows he isn't a complete clout chaser like vickers.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I don’t think any of the people in this thread who haven’t been parents can really appreciate the abject misery of being alone with a one year old with no support. Having a newborn with no support and no sleep is a hell on its own, but all you have to do is keep them alive and address basic biological needs every few hours. When nothing is wrong, you can just put them down somewhere safe and keep an eye on them while you have a little time to yourself. A one year old demands active attention at all times. I know we have very solid proof May is willing to completely leave Rozy alone and screaming, but any time she’s with her Rozy requires complete attention which is draining like nothing else. There are a bunch of other aspects of good toddler rearing that are miserable and difficult but at this point the threshold for May’s child is “alive” so we can skip over that for now.

maybe ralph took the internet devices with him so meigh couldn't shit rozy down in front of babyshart-10-hours.youtube anymore and she finally lost it

 

[Elmo]

Needs to be updated for Amanda IMO.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Just pointing out that lil Ralphie took that pic with a selfie stick.

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You can see it from the shadow. So fatty is walking around LA wearing a purse, a backwards baseball cap and a dandruff-covered sweatshirt and carrying a selfie stick. No wonder Dax looks mortified to be seen with this trainwreck. Who wouldn’t be?

Oh and Ralphie has put on a lot of weight since Dax last saw him in person at the wrasslin event too. He looks like this now.
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Are we looking at the same picture? That doesn't look like a selfie-stick at all. It looks like his fat hand holding the phone sideways to tap the shutter button with his beefy finger. Pick your phone up, open the camera and hold it sideways in one hand in such a way that you can tap the shutter button with your forefinger and then look at the shadow that makes. Ralph definitely is the type of dude to use a selfie-stick and I'm pretty sure he has done so in the past, but let's try to remain objective and grounded in reality while we watch this man kill himself as his life falls apart completely.

 

[Um...]

Are we looking at the same picture? That doesn't look like a selfie stick at all. It looks like his fat hand holding the phone sideways to tap the shutter button with his beefy finger. Pick your phone up, open the camera and hold it sideways in one hand in such a way that you can tap the shutter button with your forefinger and then look at the shadow that makes. Ralph definitely is the type of dude to use a selfie-stick and I'm pretty sure he has in the past, but let's try to remain objective and grounded in reality while we watch this man kill himself as his life falls apart completely.

You’re right, I was wrong about that. Everything else I said holds though. The purse, backwards baseball cap (really Ralph? REALLY?) lint-covered sweatshirt etc. plus adoring headtilt towards daddy Dick, it all screams *pathetic*.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That doesn't look like a selfie-stick at all.

Disagree, especially because he’s never had the good sense to be ashamed of his constant companion the selfie stick. He’s a proud user of many years.

 

[CIAnigger1]

why is it that if i call some dumb whore a dumb whore i get locked for 7 days on twitter but the ragepig gets to post whatever the fuck he wants? Is he sucking the dick of some higher up on twitter?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Disagree, especially because he’s never had the good sense to be ashamed of his constant companion the selfie stick. He’s a proud user of many years.

That's not a selfie stick reflection, just look at the shadow and you can see the sleeve of his sweatshirt flow into the shadow of the camera. He does walk around with a selfie stick a lot but not this time. His teeth are yellow af though.

 

[Not Even Twice]

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Disagree, especially because he’s never had the good sense to be ashamed of his constant companion the selfie stick. He’s a proud user of many years.

That's the sidewalk. Look at the shadow on his shirt - it's clearly his arm, holding the phone.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

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Disagree, especially because he’s never had the good sense to be ashamed of his constant companion the selfie stick. He’s a proud user of many years.

Again, what the fuck are you seeing there? I'm seeing the line of the sidewalk, not a selfie stick.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

The mare and her stable have not posted anything publicly because I am fairly certain there are some legal proceedings afoot to head off any hog fuckery or wallowing ahead. They all know what his game is and how to break him now that he is finally broke and broken.

 

[Elmo]

Are we looking at the same picture? That doesn't look like a selfie-stick at all. It looks like his fat hand holding the phone sideways to tap the shutter button with his beefy finger. Pick your phone up, open the camera and hold it sideways in one hand in such a way that you can tap the shutter button with your forefinger and then look at the shadow that makes. Ralph definitely is the type of dude to use a selfie-stick and I'm pretty sure he has done so in the past, but let's try to remain objective and grounded in reality while we watch this man kill himself as his life falls apart completely.

I think they may have confused the street pole for the selfie stick because if you look at the thumbnail it certainly looks like that could be the case.

EDIT: Or shadows playing visual tricks.

 

[gang weeder]

Lmfao what? May doesn't give the slightest fuck about this child. Rozy was an anchor to try let her keep leeching clout of Ralph. May has proven time and time again that her ego matters more than Rozy. She's too obsessed with e-fame to ever do any of that.

But I mean, if that were really truu, then why would she have separated from Ralph?