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- Jun 13, 2016
"Is Chris getting better?"
This question can never be truly answered. Each day, Chris finds a way to both challenge and reinforce the assumptiom that he is truly an exceptional individual. Only in death, will we know.
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"Is Chris getting better?"
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For everyone sperging out and squawking like Chris is hours away from dying:
I got an abscess on my arm(no prize for guessing how) about the size of a penny. It was painful, but I opened it and drained it, then cleaned it out with alcohol and went about my life. I ended up with a hole in my arm and a scar. Chris doesn't even have to open his up, I don't know how deep it goes, but for all intents and purposes he and I did the exact same thing and I ended up fine.
That said, I don't really see how his wound could close itself, mine was only an inch or so deep and still took like a month to fully close. Honestly for that deep of a hole to have eaten into his body...I can't even imagine the pain. All the same, the area does look remarkably clean and free from infection. But he still has a gaping wound which isn't going to close on its own, and the proximity to his anus means that no matter how carefully he cleans it, he is still getting some of the nastiest types of fecal bacteria routinely migrating into a very deep gash in his taint.
He'll die, but I'd say he has a while left to go, and with the nature of abscesses, I think it will become far too excruciating for him to deal with it before he passes the point of no return. Chris is a giant pussy about pain. When it really starts to hurt he WILL cry uncle.
My question is where is Barb in all this, and would she really even give a shit
Dear god. What a day to show up late for the farms...
Also, how is Chris not in extreme, agonizing pain? I don't know about you, but that seems like a very sensitive area, with lots of nerve endings and such. How could you function on a day to day basis with a festering wound slicing through it like that? It doesn't make sense. Is he on some kind of heavy painkiller or other drug?
Long time lurker here. I don't think it's an abscess. If you look, there is no seam of skin under the scrotum, rather it has split. I believe that it is not yet infected however I think he has a torn perinal. An abscess would be closer to looking like a big zit while this looks like a tear. It isn't a huge issue yet however he probably should get stitches.
If this were an abscess he would be in a lot more pain.
eatingI just sat down to eat some of my leftover pasta salad from lunch. Was really looking forward to it. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened up this thread. Oh well. Learned my lesson.
Compare the images, then and now. Also consider the fact that he was more rational back then, and had the sense to remove the thing. Also consider that he's fingering it and considers it to be a vagina created through hypnosis. Also consider that he regularly shits himself. Also consider that he's even lying that he went to the hospital, and is becoming more and more irrational (I.e., the post where he said he was rollin' and trollin'). This is going to end much, much worse for Chris than last time. Death is certainly on the table, however, it's still not the most likely scenario.Didn't we get all worried when Chris first got his piercing? Lots of comments of "OMG CHRIS IS GONNA DIE OF INFECTION!", and yet years later the big doofus still carries on as if he'll outlive us all. Medallion shards up his ass won't kill him. Tainted taint piercings won't kill him. Chris is a human cockroach in many ways.
Didn't we get all worried when Chris first got his piercing? Lots of comments of "OMG CHRIS IS GONNA DIE OF INFECTION!", and yet years later the big doofus still carries on as if he'll outlive us all. Medallion shards up his ass won't kill him. Tainted taint piercings won't kill him. Chris is a human cockroach in many ways.