Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

malleusmaleficarum said:
he'll probably skate by or end up in drug court or whatever other bullshit this cuck state does with it's criminals, but i really hope to see the bam jail arc. imagine all the crazy languages he'll invent in there.
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Drug court only applies to actual non-mandatory drug cases (mere possession or below a certain amount), a first-time DUI, or a nonviolent offense, none of which Bam qualifies for. He might get it if they let him plead to just whatever drugs they find on him and drop any of the violent crimes.
 
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So Fox Faux News had Bam turning himself in in their headlines about 6 hours ago but it was described as "a wild manhunt is now over" and had a few other small things that seem to have been changed. (Current link if anyone cares,) I was going to post it here but I was at work and the Farms still hangs constantly on the KiwiFlare screen for me on mobile.

It's funny, though, that they are still saying there was a "manhunt", since it was a basic arrest warrant for misdemeanor charges-no cops were bothering to look for him.

Also the only people talking about meth seem to be his faggot brother and that even bigger faggot brother of his girlfriend. He looks more like a serious alcoholic to me. My guess is he went on a bender, fucked up, ran off at the threat of cops being called, sobered up enough to call his lawyer and then hid out long enough to make sure all his ducks were in a row before he turned himself in.
 
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cuttysnark said:

‘Jackass' Star Bam Margera Surrenders to Face Assault Charges in Pa.​



Days after Pennsylvania State Police announced an arrest warrant for Brandon "Bam" Margera, the reality TV star surrendered to face charges that he assaulted his brother in their Chester County home.

An NBC10 photo journalist captured Margera arriving Thursday morning to a district court to face arraignment on assault and terroristic threats charges.

Margera's attorney promised to make a statement following the hearing.


www.nbcphiladelphia.com

'Jackass' Star Bam Margera Surrenders to Face Charges That He Assaulted Brother in Pa.

Days after Pennsylvania State Police announced an arrest warrant for Brandon "Bam" Margera, the reality TV star surrendered to face charges that he assaulted his brother in their Chester County home.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com www.nbcphiladelphia.com
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It could've ended like if he was being like Tony Montana, that would be the funnier ending.
 
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Bogs said:
The difference between Steve-O and Bam is that Steve-O actually listened to his friends and his doctors and got the help he needed. Probably because he thinks of them as his friends and real people. Bam is above everyone and will not listen to anyone who disagrees with him.
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It's almost like they're doppelgangers, one struggled with his path, but found his way to the Light, but the other went the exact same route, but exact opposite choices and ended up going full Sith.

I've seen a bit of Steve-O's comedy, he's got pretty good insight to certain things. He had a pretty unusual life and he sells it pretty well, even the low points.
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
It could've ended like if he was being like Tony Montana, that would be the funnier ending.
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>TFW I want to shout "Say Hello to my Little Friend!"
>MFW I am Bam Margera
>Height 5'8" Weight 160 lbs.
>MFW I realize that I'm the "little friend" in my group
 
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Funeral for a Furry said:
Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.
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I do remember at least one of my skater buddies who liked the band, but they were more marketing than anything. Plus, a lot of those stickers could be for the earlier version of what would be jackass, called CKY. I suspect most of the stickers are shit they got with those tapes, that's where my CKY sticker was from.

Mid-level punk rock band in the pop punk era, they were never going to be big even if they were great. Plus, I always thought the guys from Blink and the bands like that, they seemed more fun-loving and happy. CKY took themselves too serious at times with their music.
 
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Funeral for a Furry said:
Getting shot in the back by a member of the jackass crew.
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I can imagine them trying to use those pneumatic cow stunner things you get from abattoirs and trying to pop each other's asses with it. Also I can imagine that Steve-O and co. would come up with a more creative way to deal with their Bam problem.
Dress him up like a hamster and shove him feet first into a wood chipper[/SPOILER]
 
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So the issue for bam is he is the one that made money while his family just benefited frim that his dad did his finances, so he has never been responsible for them, i can't imagine that his net worth is nearly half it was back in the past.
 
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I do remember at least one of my skater buddies who liked the band, but they were more marketing than anything. Plus, a lot of those stickers could be for the earlier version of what would be jackass, called CKY. I suspect most of the stickers are shit they got with those tapes, that's where my CKY sticker was from.

Mid-level punk rock band in the pop punk era, they were never going to be big even if they were great. Plus, I always thought the guys from Blink and the bands like that, they seemed more fun-loving and happy. CKY took themselves too serious at times with their music.
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Gotta love that ol 90s underground marketing tho. So many success stories that parallel what the internet model would become: sharing media thru likeminded communities with iconic branding (just for comparison, Master P selling music out of his trunk and marketing his brand with the gold "no limit" tank)
 
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I remember how someone told me how Rob Dyrdek was worse than Bam but Jesus H. He’s worse than Dyrdek.
 
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