Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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nigger female jedi dressed in Wakanda outfit almost manages to beat Darth Vader. And the asian guy, Bode Akuna, and his daughter got saved by the brave sacrifice of Bode's wife. And Merrin is as wonderfully lesbian, snarky, and mature as always; a real pillar of stability and wisdom for the cis white man protagonist. Oh, and that dark side guy with one arm whose entire existence just screams faggot is a fag in real life. Just fantastic.
I try not to be too nitpicky when it comes to numale/dangerhair-era entertainment nowadays, since disappointment always follows in the wake of these freaks, but they just gleefully shove their excrement in our faces at this point, whilst still managing to retain plausible deniability.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I'm not sure what people were expecting. The first game had the hero get saved at the last minute by the ugly black chick from MadTV who almost defeated Vader before plot convenience interrupted them.
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They keep watching the latest D+ shit despite having watched everyting star wars that disney has put out.
Pattern recognition is not their strong suite.
 
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PC version fucked. Deploy generic twitter apology.

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Please stop. This and the constant real world political allegories aren't helping your case. Not everything has to be a mass debate. With your debates against Sneer it was at least understandable because the guy wrote massive walls of text against everyone over every little thing, but now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. Like that time you got into that weird spergy argument with jspit over a fucking star destroyer's destructive capabilities when all he wanted to do was showcase his favorite SWEU ships, and so many other instances like it. You're only making yourself and non-Disney+EU fans look worse by making such a big deal out of this even when others want to agree with you.

We now interrupt this autistic back and forth to bring you this breaking report...
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Get wrecked EA. Get wrecked Disney. And get wrecked shilling monkeys who thought they and their subordinate studio would deliver something polished after such a recent shitty track record and making such cringy looking gen'dai models.
Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I'm not sure what people were expecting. The first game had the hero get saved at the last minute by the ugly black chick from MadTV who almost defeated Vader before plot convenience interrupted them.

I don't know who this guy surrounded by toys is, but he seemed to like the new game:

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Sometimes people never want to learn from past mistakes because they want to get high on hypeium and hopium while indulging in hollow fanservice.
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You'd think they would've learned.
 
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Quarterback Rex Grossman said:
I'm not sure what people were expecting. The first game had the hero get saved at the last minute by the ugly black chick from MadTV who almost defeated Vader before plot convenience interrupted them.
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Ghostse said:
They keep watching the latest D+ shit despite having watched everyting star wars that disney has put out.
Pattern recognition is not their strong suite.
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Creep3r said:
Sometimes people never want to learn from past mistakes because they want to get high on hypeium and hopium while indulging in hollow fanservice.
You'd think they would've learned.
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It's not that I didn't expect it, it's just that I'm so disappointed by...

Oh, wait.

Why can't we have nice things?
 
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The council of officers on the Death Star asks how will the bureaucracy be controlled without the Senate

Tarkin says the regional governors will exercise direct control over their territories, and fear of the Death Star will keep the systems in line

Tarkin tells Leia that no star system will dare oppose the Emperor now

Leia responds that the more he tightens his grip the more star systems will slip through his fingers

This all implies that the Empire did not have fully secured autocratic power over everything and that systems had already been lost to its control by the events of ANH
 
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The Doom Slayer said:
PC version fucked. Deploy generic twitter apology.

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This is Batman: Arkham Knight all over again, shit.

Giving exclusivity rights to EA was a fucking mistake. EAfront II should have clued people in. Their sports franchise that they copy from every year should have been another.

I know they don't have exclusivity rights anymore, but still....EA helped destroy the potential of Star Wars in video games.
 
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I think the only new SW content I've enjoyed in the last ~10 years were the Galactic Timeline videos that were released alongside Old Republic.

But I'm a sucker for Lance Henriksen so mebbe some bias there
 
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