Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[repentance]

Medical professionals feel free to criticize my amateur sort-of evaluation of what's happening

Okay, I have no idea what's going on with the wound, I will tell you that straight up, I'm taking my best guess based on what I have learned from all of my science classes/being interested in medicine.
The wound might be infected, but it looks clean, if large. It also looks like there isn't enough red around there for it to be infected. However, there could also be an internal infection, but it sounds like the wound is draining. That's good. The bigger concern for me anyway, is the enlarging, and reopening of the wound by Chris. Not allowing it to heal increases the risk of infection if it is not already infected. The mental state of Chris is also disturbing, but it's hard to tell how far away this behavior is from normal. If it is far from normal for Chris it could be a sign of infection, in which case, cultures need to be taken to confirm bacterial presence, and treated with antibiotics.
He says he's using rubbing alcohol. Pure Isopropyl alcohol makes a terrible sanitizer compared to bleach or concentrated Iodophor. Pure rubbing alcohol would not sanitize the wound. Assuming that he's not using hand sanitizer, he might be debriding the wound, but not sanitizing it. If he is using hand sanitizer, he's actually sanitizing the wound, and debriding it. Could be he's just putting chemicals into a wound that looks rather painful to begin with.
Again, this is my best guess as to what may be going on. Fuck if I know.

You pretty much nailed it.

Harsh chemicals tend to inhibit healing and create inflammation. They're rarely appropriate for wound care as they kill healthy tissue and can actually increase the risk of further infection. Chris would be better off using saline solution (or sitz baths) than rubbing alcohol. The rubbing alcohol should be kept for sanitising his hands before he touches the wound and dressings (cos we all know he's not going to glove).

There are some amazing dressings available these days which optimise wound healing by creating a moist environment and chemically debriding the wound - it sounds counterintuitive, but the science shows it to be the best option for wounds like Chris's which need to heal by secondary intention. Those dressings are more expensive on a per unit basis than traditional wet to dry gauze dressings but they also need changing less often.

He should skip the pantyhose for a while, too.

 

[bacterium]

This has to be a joke. Are you seriously comparing stomping lego and dry shaving to letting A FUCKING ABSCESS grow in your body? You're currently comparing "holding a pen uncomfortably" to "letting an infection eat through his flesh to his intestines."

Bro. You ever stepped on a lego?

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Watermelon's a stupid faggot but after reading the cwcki that shows what he wrote to Chris, he's actually being a very concerned "friend" right now. I'm sure he's doing it for selfish reasons but at least he's using his access to Chris to make a good effort to help him.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Well, I didn't expect to see this when I went to go look at the Farms today. I just.....wow. Does he have some kind of superhuman ability to block out pain, or does something like this not cause any pain? I would think it would cause considerable pain, could he be deluding himself into thinking it isn't painful or that it is "growing pains" of a sort? And it just now dawned on me just how far gone Chris is mentally.

 

[Some JERK]

that entire area of his body is now a complete train-wreck.

the local podunk volunteer FD would likely be calling the shots (and not wanting to deal with some gross hoarder who doesn't want to go to the hospital anyways)

Especially not if it's some gross hoarder that publicly accused them of stealing, and got one of their own injured a few years back by having a total death-trap of a house.

 

[repentance]

Well, I didn't expect to see this when I went to go look at the Farms today. I just.....wow. Does he have some kind of superhuman ability to block out pain, or does something like this not cause any pain? I would think it would cause considerable pain, could he be deluding himself into thinking it isn't painful or that it is "growing pains" of a sort? And it just now dawned on me just how far gone Chris is mentally.

I've seen horrible, chronic wounds which people did not know were there because they caused no pain and ridiculously minor wounds which caused excruciating pain. Who knows with Chris?

 

[TheJabroni]

He's gonna fuck it. You know he will. And chris chan will die.

His love quest is climaxing.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Chris can't die like this, Chris is supposed to get RAPED AND MURDERED IN PRISON

 

[MG 620]

Chris is no longer producing milk. He is producing pus.

 

[SonOfAFuck™]

https://kiwifarms.net/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_doge_wow.gif, I don't hope for him to die or anything, but it honestly seems like it may happen sometime soon.

It'll be even worse if he dies before Barb, that's just so odd to think about. All along we thought Barb would be the one to go first, with her health problems and all, but no. It's most likely gonna be Chris and his fake clit..


...I r e a l l y shouldn't discovered this page while eating.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Well, I didn't expect to see this when I went to go look at the Farms today. I just.....wow. Does he have some kind of superhuman ability to block out pain, or does something like this not cause any pain? I would think it would cause considerable pain, could he be deluding himself into thinking it isn't painful or that it is "growing pains" of a sort? And it just now dawned on me just how far gone Chris is mentally.

I've seen horrible, chronic wounds which people did not know were there because they caused no pain and ridiculously minor wounds which caused excruciating pain. Who knows with Chris?

Chris also has other things going on. His weight, and the accompanying comorbid disorders (which exist whether they've been diagnosed or not) may also affect his sense of pain. The taint tends to be somewhat sensitive because of where it's located, so I'm surprised he's not in more pain.

 

[HandsomePete]

Bro. You ever stepped on a lego?

True, my apologies, I was wrong

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Truth be told that isn't going to hurt till it hits the layer underneath the later of skin it's at now. It's normal for ulcers to develop in a crater formation under the skin like that too. When it gets to the point where it hurts it will require advanced treatment if he doesn't kill himself John wayning it.

Furthermore chris' lifestyle and health also indicate he's going to have shitty circulation and poor healing on wounds, maybe even difficulty feeling pain from them as a result of immobility

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Remember when people said Chris was done being a lolcow and was boring last year or so? Now he might die because of a infection from a taint piercing that he won't get medical help for because he thinks that it is a vagina that grew from listening to hypnotism videos on YouTube. I just typed that and I still can't believe that it is a real thing that is happening. I would be laughing my ass off at how ridiculous it is if I wasn't worried about him dying.

 

[nhocgreen]

ye right. but thats where the "clit" is right

Yes, that's where his "clit" and "labia" are. They're at the "taint".

 

[SpessCaptain]

Chris' Taint hole is a tranny stigmata.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Chris truly thought this was a big story which for once would get him positive internet attention and make all those internet trolls kick rocks. I mean he specifically wrote a goddamn press release quote for the media to use.

"Having belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you," said Christine Weston Chandler, 34, of Ruckersville, VA when asked about the oozing, gaping hole under her ballsack.

Chris will never win a beauty pageant, but if he did, that's a taste of what his acceptance speech would sound like.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

The most horrifying thing about this... is that he probably thinks this is a MIRACLE.

 

[Leafeon]

Chris is completely detached from reality. Fuck.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

I'm waiting for him to start inviting women to be part of his secret "clit-cult"