Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Fapcop]

If somebody really thinks that Bam has made any good decisions in his fucking life, boy, do I have some really good crypto opportunities for you or maybe you should call my Nigerian associate Prince Shlodongo Longo for the clearance of your 1 billion dollar inheritance.

Steve-O wasting no time talking about Bam's situation on his podcast Wild Ride. Even funnier when, just as the discussion gets serious, Steve uses it as a transition for an ad from Manscaped. Even Bam's so called "friends" are using him for their own gain. Starts at the 2 minute mark.

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Think this YouTube comment about sums it up:

“Ive never looked up to steve o, but the way he promotes his own stuff by sharing gossip bam sites like reddit is weird...what kinda friend is that? ”

Bam may be an asshole and a lolcow, but with friends like these and all that.

Fuck Bam and fuck all these early 2000’s Jackass survivors grifting him for a buck.

I’d feel a lot less cynical if he just stuck to making fun of the situation, instead of all this BS “mah ol fren!” nonsense and “we kicked him out of our 10 million dollar Jackass movie OUTTA LOVE GUISE! Honest!”

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Think this YouTube comment about sums it up:

“Ive never looked up to steve o, but the way he promotes his own stuff by sharing gossip bam sites like reddit is weird...what kinda friend is that? ”

Bam may be an asshole and a lolcow, but with friends like these and all that.

Fuck Bam and fuck all these early 2000’s Jackass survivors grifting him for a buck.

I’d feel a lot less cynical if he just stuck to making fun of the situation, instead of all this BS “mah ol fren!” nonsense and “we kicked him out of our 10 million dollar Jackass movie OUTTA LOVE GUISE! Honest!”

At least Knoxville doesn't put on a public persona that he isn't grifting and riding on the Jackass franchise name. I do listen to Steve-O's podcast once in a while when he gets a decent guest, but god damn he's as honest as a rattlesnake in a henhouse. I'm glad he got clean, but he's also become that sober dude who is always wanting to talk about how other people are fucking up by not being sober. Can't stand that type.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

Re-watching the Jackass movies I've noticed that Bam really loves having dildo's shot at his ass for some reason.

 

[CaptainDong]

Drug court only applies to actual non-mandatory drug cases (mere possession or below a certain amount), a first-time DUI, or a nonviolent offense, none of which Bam qualifies for. He might get it if they let him plead to just whatever drugs they find on him and drop any of the violent crimes.

It's Pennsylvania, so it's crap shoot. There's a good chance that once he mentions his drug and alcohol problem, they'll likely offer him ARD and maybe probation. He's unlikely to see any real jail for his crimes. But then again though, I'm used to seeing human trashbags repeatedly offending and getting slaps on the wrist in this shit state.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Re-watching the Jackass movies I've noticed that Bam really loves having dildo's shot at his ass for some reason.

Yeah, peak heterosexuality, that's for sure.

 

[Fapcop]

At least Knoxville doesn't put on a public persona that he isn't grifting and riding on the Jackass franchise name. I do listen to Steve-O's podcast once in a while when he gets a decent guest, but god damn he's as honest as a rattlesnake in a henhouse. I'm glad he got clean, but he's also become that sober dude who is always wanting to talk about how other people are fucking up by not being sober. Can't stand that type.

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Who the fuck says: “He was just an alcoholic man!” as one of the first things, when someone asks you about a dead friend?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

he's also become that sober dude who is always wanting to talk about how other people are fucking up by not being sober. Can't stand that type.

I think is commendable for anyone to get their act together but at the same time getting clean for him was check into fancy spas for 2 years and sleeping and chilling all day while a few million dollars sat waiting for him on the outside. Its not exactly Midnight Express. Still puts Bam to shame with how retarded it is in comparison that he's been ofered the same cushy deal to stay out of jail and redeem his fucking career like 20 times and always fucked it up.

If Bam had understood the memo and gone sober in time he would be doing fantastic now, making a lot of money with new deals and getting a lot of positive attention on the internet

"Fuck, this is going to ruin the Jackass franchise...God damn it, Dunn"

Understandable. Steve-O literally went to clown college. He basically hit the biggest career jackpot anyone in his position could ask for.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.

I liked em plenty enough. First band I actually went by myself with friends to see in like 2003.
We heard them through the cky videos but yea I always liked them. Still do if I chance to hear a song from then, they had a pretty particular sound .

They sure were better than HIM lmao who sucked so bad I never ever understood Bam being a massive bumboy about them. It’s embarrassing sucking off any band that much, but especially sucky one like that.


@The handsome tard - I caNt reply to your post about Steve Os reaction to Dunno death, but I will say this..
I’ve known fuckloads of addicts who died. Some really close friends. After the first couple it gets hard to feel it. It’s not unexpected. I’ve been way more upset about people I was less close to, who weren’t addicts, dying unexpectedly, that I have about close friends who were.

Don’t know how to explain it other than it’s part of the package. Maybe it’s a way to try and feel less responsible for my own part in their life and downfall, maybe it’s because you see how it wrecks their families, their sobbing mother at the funeral, the dad just looking dead inside.. and you feel kind of angry with them more than sad?

I dunno but i understand exactly his sentiments about Dunn.
Dunn took some other kid out with him too, and that unmentioned guys parents get to see the big boohoo Dunn was a saint fest on tv while their boy is forgotten in the shadow of the idiot who drove his dumb fast car drunk

 

[Begemot]

Well if there was any win out of this it was Jess colliding with BJ Courville. And I hate to side with BJ but I want Jess to be punched after looking thru his twitter.

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1. If you've rented the house then you aren't obliged to give Bam the right to stay there. What utter bullshit is he pretending that Bam is forcing him to sacrifice his commitment to his children?
2. "I bought Solar Panels, Floors and Prince's Soundboard!" Who cares then you're such a rich guy, Mister Big Shot buying equipment from Prince's estate! He's just as much of a douche as his brother, and Bamuel to his credit doesn't give me Patrick Tomlinson vibes. What a cunt.

Edit: Just read the Instagram: Hell yes Bamuel fight on! Have BJ Courville write up the lolsuit. And here's That Surprise Witness definitely not wanting to insert herself into family drama.
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And Jess keeps Tweeting and who knows maybe Bam is just talking scorched earth but I think he could have legit lawsuit grounds. Before this Bam has only been officially accused of being an alcoholic and Jess's meth allegations brought it onto TMZ. Of course I'm not a Penn State Graduate with Cat Ear headphones so don't consider me an expert.
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Bam, just stop, bro, your brother is still the better man,.

 

[AskeDead]

we've had the steve-o conversation like 5 times in this thread already.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

They sure were better than HIM lmao who sucked so bad I never ever understood Bam being a massive bumboy about them.

Nah, he wasn't a fan of HIM, he wanted that Finnish dude's dick up his ass was and is still in love with Ville Valo. Simple as that.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Nah, he wasn't a fan of HIM, he wanted that Finnish dude's dick up his ass was and is still in love with Ville Valo. Simple as that.

Yesterday at court:

That looks like a key.
I wonder what Ville holds the key to with Bam?
Ville is the one that got away

 

[RACISM]

I’ve known fuckloads of addicts who died. Some really close friends. After the first couple it gets hard to feel it.

This one's for you bro.

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[Molesting the Decapitated]

That looks like a key.
I wonder what Ville holds the key to with Bam?
Ville is the one that got away

They have razorblade bromance

 

[soulgains]

Am I the only one who never liked Jackass? I always hated all of these useless talentless faggots, spare maybe Johnny Knoxville since he used the show to get actual work as an actor. I expected this Bam shit 20 years ago, honestly what was more suprising, to me, was Steve-O becoming a regular run of the mill podcast grifter shilling shitty made in China razors .

 

[Looney Troons]

At least Knoxville doesn't put on a public persona that he isn't grifting and riding on the Jackass franchise name. I do listen to Steve-O's podcast once in a while when he gets a decent guest, but god damn he's as honest as a rattlesnake in a henhouse. I'm glad he got clean, but he's also become that sober dude who is always wanting to talk about how other people are fucking up by not being sober. Can't stand that type.

The last two sentences sum up Steve-O perfectly. I went to one of his standup shows and he opened with something amongst the lines of:

Whoa, yeah. Hey, dude! Wow. Lots of people here tonight. Yeah, man! How many of you are drinking? Drunk?

*audience roars*

Why? Haha. Stuff is bad for you.
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And that was it. It didn’t segue into a joke. It was a “I am holier than thou” jab which I didn’t expect from him, and I was very disappointed. I mean, dude hit rock bottom, picked himself up, and managed to find success - but the dude who made his initial fame by getting repeatedly struck on the balls is scarcely better than anyone.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I think people are missing the worst drug of all to be addicted to: fame.

Bam seemingly has enough money to do anything he wants and live the junkie life happily anywhere in the world but for some reason it's still not enough. He's not famous any more so strangers aren't fawning over him everywhere he goes and that seems to be the root cause of his frequent meltdowns. The drugs are just a symptom of his journey to irrelevancy.

 

[Berrakh]

Bam may be an asshole and a lolcow, but with friends like these and all that.

Turns out that guys who would be on welfare if they hadn’t struck gold are actually shitty people and have no fraternal instincts at all

Am I the only one who never liked Jackass? I always hated all of these useless talentless faggots, spare maybe Johnny Knoxville since he used the show to get actual work as an actor. I expected this Bam shit 20 years ago, honestly what was more suprising, to me, was Steve-O becoming a regular run of the mill podcast grifter shilling shitty made in China razors .

Yeah this. It was so easy to look down on all the guys who liked the Jackass crew and especially the ones who genuinely admired them.

 

[AnOminous]

I've always heard the theory that they let him get away with murder because Vito probably molested him as a kid.

That would explain why they always fucked with him, sometimes really sadistically.

 

[Blitz22]

It's a shame what has happen to Bam, as someone who is a fan of his work. When I was younger around the time Viva La Bam was being aired; I wanted to hang out with him because I was young and impressionable. Bam was also in the Tony Hawk games too. I know someone who worked at a bar that he used to frequent at.