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He'd probably like the duct tape. Wax that visible mustache shadow he's got going on. So gender affirming!God, he would never shut up
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He'd probably like the duct tape. Wax that visible mustache shadow he's got going on. So gender affirming!God, he would never shut up
From a drag fag to an effeminate Gaul....many such cases. JC back in the day would have had this dude crucified.Not surprised you haven't heard of him; he was a minor cow about 6-7 years ago that only people paying attention to gendershit at the time would have heard of. Tried to build a name for himself as some sort of enby/queer influencer, but didn't have a team dedicated to astroturfing him as hard as possible the way Dylan does.
Incidentally, Jacob went from looking like this as a twinky Duke graduate in 2014:
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...to this (ca. 2019):
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Say hello to the Ghost of Twink Future, Dylan!
I hope they get the neon genesis congratulations after since they're lives are tumbling down after. Please don't start a twitch or youtubeEven if he did get GRS, it’s just more of the same. It’s also that much harder to make a public event of it. “CONGRATULATIONS! You had your dick chopped off!”
Ah, yes. The classic "my truth".Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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MyTruth™ (not to be confused with actual truth)Ah, yes. The classic "my truth".
If Ihad one gender for every opening line worst than this that have ever been said/written:Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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He looks bloated, has he been stuffing donuts and boxed wine into his barbie pouch?Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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"Webster's dictionary defines faggot as..."If Ihad one gender for every opening line worst than this that have ever been said/written:
The dead speak!
As you know...
Handmaiden time!Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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Handmaiden time!
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But all is not well in TikTok land.
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First
He’s dialled back the mania and is dressed like a relatively normal human being for once, sitting on his couch, in front of his ‘just like everyone else’ curtains, throwing in some speech about how being a person is so hard sometimes, you guys…I'm pretty sure this little speech was workshopped by his handlers. Dylan is poised and downplays the backlash he's been facing as people making up stuff about him
Honestly he looks somewhat better like this, not as much like a gangly anorexic horror movie creature. He's also wearing more appropriate clothing and a normal hairstyle, and didn't make his infamous smile until the end of the video. It's probably correct that his handlers/marketers were involved in these changes.And his face is fuller. Almost twice as big as it was.
Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence
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Handlers must have figured that this trans thing was a sinking shipLeaving gender out of it because that's how we got here
Oh to be a fly on the wall. I wish I saw the Category 5 twink meltdown that most definitely happened behind the scenes.I'm trying this new thing where I don't pressure myself to share anything before I'm ready. I'm sitting with my emotions, not reacting, waiting to respond.
I was nervous that you'd start believing those things about me.
There is clearly no way of winning over everyone
He dehumanized himself by turning into a circus freak.Dylan: People just want to "dehumanize" me because I'm "trans".
A disappointingly weak comeback. He could have at least done a few high kicks.