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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I hope they didn't force Tammy Jr. to get her home health care certification to look after Jack. I would feel so sorry for her if she had to clean up after Jack Jr, then go to work to clean up after Jack Sr.

I am really liking the hungry dog camera angle, though. The commentary is almost identical to what goes through a dog's mind.
 
Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole
(04/28/23)

Original:
Welcome to the "Cooking with Jack Tammy Jr while Jack gets pissy foods not ready yet Show

"I havent had real food in like 67 days."
Sure Jack, those 67 days were probably the closest to real food you ever had.

Beyond that I feel bad for Bri, after that tumor and medical shit to deal with. She now has another tumor as the Scalfatti clan as attached to her and is making her part of it. I do notice a lack of Junior in all of this however, probably responds with "Shitters full". Whether thats because his ass is plugged up or the 7/11 toilet is will be up for you to decide.
 
“I’d make this again, but I’d probably use Mexi or Cheddar cheese.”

By I‘d make this again, I think he meant make Tammy Jr cook for him again, after changing his diaper.

Poor jack, there was too much real cheese in that dish, and not enough cellulose powder. I want a video of him just trying to feed himself for an hour.

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As @AnOminous was talking about 2 pages back, another absurd display of vanity by Jagoff.

I knew that Jack, despite admitting to everyone that he had a stroke, would make every effort to put on a facade in his first comeback cooking video to make it look like everything was right as rain. When he tasted the food you can tell that he had tammy junior adjust him into a standing position so that he can put on an appearance for the camera. Notice how he wasn't able to make any fine adjustments to his posture to help him get a solid forkful of food; he knew that if he did he would likely fall right to the ground, triggering a catastrophic earthquake in the nashville metro area.

Also I will just leave this screenshot here:

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I think he'll have one more stroke and become a vegtable, and then a few years later we will hear he died.
I agree. I think each stroke will take out another bodily function until he's a vegetable. And when that comes, the earthly flesh will be torn asunder & the mighty Wendigo will finally be free.
 
Beyond that I feel bad for Bri,
After a second watch, I echo this sentiment a lot. You can hear an almost innocent quality in Bri’s voice, just being a good person genuinely trying to help Fatass. You can tell she has a true caring quality about her as she’s trying to place the swiss slices in a neat and ordered manner, while Jagoff chides her for being too neat. The dish itself looks 100 times better than any slop Jackhole puts out because someone tried to give a crap while assembling it. It’s a crime that the fat retard and his vile family will succeed in destroying her or put her through years of misery before she would ever wise up and GTFO. The walking stroke truly does deserve a curb stomping.

Edit: a word
 
Holy shit, I've always maintained Tammy Jr. is getting what she deserves from marrying Jack Jr., but we've officially crossed the line now. Tammy Jr. deserves to be roughed up a little because she married a closeted homosexual with rage issues, she doesn't deserve to wipe the ass and cook for her self-disabled father in law.

Just when I think I can't hate Jack anymore he goes and does something like this.
 
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