Yeah, the second he mentioned electrolysis I was thinking futa surgery arc reboot, but I didn't make the connection with that meaning of CBT ("cock and ball torture", for you non-degenerates). At the very least, it sounds like he's planning on getting an orchiectomy.
How many times this nigga lied about having cancer now?
He unsurprisingly still gives off that “bomb about to explode” energy, even a year later.
no doubt he's a ticking spazbomb irl but in these pics he just looks like an ugly man who, like most men, doesn't know how to take a half-decent selfie.
I should’ve clarified that those two statements were not actually connected, my bad.
I have no idea where this is from originally, but I nearly pissed myself laughing listening to that article being read out so matter-of-factly against that background music, so thank you for that.
The fun part is wikipedia was so assmad about the shitpost, they had someone record a new version of the spoken article in order to get rid of the old one.
Yeah but when he showed up, dating Kevin reminder, he looked like this.
Rioley was going to get his balls chopped off as part of futa surgery (they make the amhole where the ballsack is and drive it up through the base of the penis, which in a hilarious twist of irony makes the chance of impotence resulting from this penis-preserving coom surgery far higher).
He was scheduled for futa surgery at one point, but his surgeon cancelled on him for reasons undisclosed (though it's obvious he was just so difficult to deal with they decided it wasn't worth it anymore).
No, he didn’t. He wanted a pussy but he wanted his dick too. In fact he recently posted photographic evidence of this
Yup, Rio's piebald pecker.
