Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AnOminous]

It’s super suspicious that he’s so fucking cagey about it. I have to assume it’s because his condition and/or symptoms are such that him needing disability is VERY debatable.

Or because he's literally getting actual TARD bucks because to get "disability" he had to collect retard diagnoses like Pokemon until he qualified.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Shame is at total war so friendly fire is not a concept to him. It’s only a matter of time before he begins fighting Jackie and even his supposed girlfriend.

He has no idea if he's firing on friendlies because most sane people do what Dono Whatervero the infosecer from Brazil and that other guy does - be polite and just mute/ignore him. Jackie/Patrick would have to formally disavow VS just place him like his Mum did - on ignore.

I note the Morpheus Phreak handle in the past. Seems others did also.

Urban Dictionary: Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related. Always correct.

www.urbandictionary.com

Sure sounds like before one Nokes out one can be phreaky correct.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

>muh legs don’t work right
Maybe use them more often you fat faggot
>muh cluster headaches
Stop drinking Mountain Dew and drink water you fat fucking faggot

He is such a whiny bitch

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Hey Shane, I hope the small step you chose to make to change your patterns is going well. And if not, that's totally cool, we all have setbacks, it's just a question of how long you let yourself wallow in it before starting up again. A one day streak is still a streak!

You don't need to get a job, run a mile, anything like that. Just start small and see if you feel any better. Even if you're never going to be able to work again, choose to be happier. You're lucky to be able to live without worrying about rent, you can be living the chillest, most content life.

The internet is making you angry, put the phone away in a drawer in the other room, put some calm music on, and play an old console game that used to make you happy or watch a movie that inspired you. Maybe even unplug the router altogether for a night. Escapism is totally natural, we need it, but hyper-engagement causes mental illness, buddy. Everything on Twitter will be exactly the same when you come back if you take a day or two off. Just try it King, you've got this.

 

[Associate Rick]

Shame is at total war so friendly fire is not a concept to him. It’s only a matter of time before he begins fighting Jackie and even his supposed girlfriend.

He's a disciple of General Fatton, we underestimate him at our peril, Shames nightly prayer is "if microsoft be with me, who could be against me?", when the war ends and we are all in the gulag General Shame will stand proudly next to his leader knowing that his fight was just.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Shane responds to a Reddit poster arguing that Xbox should distance itself from the brand Mountain Dew by bragging about how he secured the username Mountain Dew on Xbox.

Shane claims that he was such a fan of Mountain Dew that, when a wave of inactive usernames was released back to the public, he used his internal pull with the Xbox team to obtain the necessary "legal clearances" to "secure my current Gamertag". I don't know what this means.

It certainly doesn't mean the username is a hot commodity these days. Based on what I just looked up, Xbox moved to Discord-style username suffixes several years ago, so usernames need not be unique anymore. As far as I can tell, it looks like there's still only one individual with the username Mountain Dew.


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Shane brags that he is such an Xbox fan that he owns EVERY XBOX CONSOLE REVISION EVER MADE!


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If Shane really does "own every Xbox console revision ever made", I presume that means he has to own (at a minimum)

1. Xbox
2. Xbox 360
3. Xbox One
4. Xbox One S
5. Xbox One X
6. Xbox Series S
7. Xbox Series X

This seems to me to be a minimal list of "every Xbox console revision ever made", though the various revisions had multiple models such as differing storage capacity that I'm not including in this analysis.

You will note that there are 7 console revisions and 4 console generations, which makes it seem to me that at least 3 of the consoles are superfluous.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Off to bed here. But a question for @Spunt and @I'm Just A Worm:

How did Shane end with so much bitterness and anger in his heart?

Makes me sad to know a person lives like this.

 

[A Sunset]

Off to bed here. But a question for @Spunt and @I'm Just A Worm:

How did Shane end with so much bitterness and anger in his heart?

Makes me sad to know a person lives like this.

If you want to stop being sad, consider that as a working person, you pay all of his bills when the IRS takes 30-50% of your income. The hours you toil away are to pay for his current lifestyle, along with millions like him. You’re not gonna feel as sad once that sinks in.

Anyways, he’s angry because he’s a fat faggot with bitch tits who never did anything with his life. He’s probably super passive in person and knows he’s a fucking loser, so he has to attack other people online to feel better about himself. He also has no social skills and is permanently unpleasant to be around or talk to.

So that‘s why he’s angry. Because he sucks, and he knows he sucks. He’s also probably a closet homosexual and future troon, which adds to the bubbling rage.

Also mad about his micropenis. That’s probably most of the rage - Shame’s angry that God cursed him with an abnormally tiny pecker, barely viewable without a microscope.

Could that be why Shame hate Christians? Because he curses God for his Micro-Soft?


I guess I’d mad if I looked in the mirror and saw this every day too. He looks so fucking dorky. He just has that “bully me and shove me into a gym locker” vibe.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane’s Tard Fight with another Jackie Simp has been declared a ceasefire:



First of all, what a bunch of faggots. None of these people have lives, and I’m getting second-hand embarrassment. “We are adulting”. Christ.

Second, notice how the other person says “I tried to apologize”, and “I unblocked them”. Shame gives them a condescending diatribe in response. What does he apologize for? Fucking nothing. And he accused this person of being a secret KF/ONA spy, and was the one who dumped all the DMs.

This is how Shame works. He will never really apologize or find a middle ground to de-escalate confrontations. The only reason he’s walking anything back is because Mommy Jackie said to stop, and he’ll probably hold a grudge against this other autist forever now.

Imagine being a Simp for Jackie Singh. That’s like, a level below subhuman. The bottom beyond the bottom.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane is now contacting random ass people, telling him about his war against Kiwi Farms.

He does note the pedophile accusations, but doesn't reference his own screenshots where he asks for pictures of underage girls.
He doesn't just not deny being pedophile, he further deflects by saying we accuse "random people" instead of accusing "random people and myself."
I don't think he wants anyone coming to his KiwiFarms thread and finding this screenshot:

Still, it's hard to believe that Shane is so toxic, even a single message is sometimes enough to make you set your account to private.

I had a hunch, and spent too long proving it true. I'll try to make it short:

Sperging out:

Spoiler: Proof jihyosdeer privates account after contact by Shane

Should be easy enough. Let's check the automatic archives from yesterday:

Ah shit. The archives are busted, and were only catching the first JSON object returned, not the page itself.
Drats. Now we can't prove my hypothesis.... or can we?

Let's take a look at the response from yesterday, April 27th:

Wayback Machine

What a jumble! Let's make this neater:


Alright. Let's see if we have anything we can work with...

Looks like this is the fetch of a tweet's data.

Well, right away we can see that it fetched a tweet, based on the "data" object

He posted "ITS OKAY TO NOT BE FINE! ITS ALRIGHT TO NOT BE OKAY!" on the 25th, and it was fetch-able yesterday.
That should be proof enough, but I don't much trust twitter's coding. This could be a bug where twitter gives out too much information.
So let's keep digging and look for a double-confirm.

What else do we have in this JSON snapshot?
We have some attachment object, showing that he linked to "https://curiouscat.live/jihyosdeer" in his tweet... that's not very useful.

What's this other object? "User" ? Oh that sounds interesting!

(archive.org automatically prefixes any urls btw, that's why archive.org is in there, not that he posted an archive link)

ah ha! It has an attribute "protected" which is set to False.
It's got a username, it's got the "verified" attribute... this seems to be a subset of fields from the User database object associated with the tweet.

We don't know that User.protected is a boolean which means "protected profile" for sure yet, so let's do a few tests.

Let's start with jihyosdeer's account as it shows up today on twitter, and scan the request/response logs for a page request, looking for User data...

We know his tweets are protected today, so let's see if that variable changed.

This one looks promising, let's open it up and check that field:

ah ha! It is set to "true" today, and it's the same User object (same "id" field, and some other matches)

It's looking good like my theory is panned out. Let's do a few more experiments.

Let's open a user whom we know has privated / "protected" their profile: $up3rH@x0r, Jackie Singh at @find_evil

Find the same request and..

Great!

Check on a few other public accounts, and this "protected" field is either set to false, or not present (still evaluates as False, but saves bandwidth).

This proves that the "protected" field which flipped between yesterday and today does in-fact correspond to denoting a "protected profile."

Combined with the fact the anonymous archive site archive.org fetched the tweet data, we have a double confirmation (without picture proof) that this account was only set to private after Shane contacted them.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If you were an underage girl wouldn't you go private after he messaged you? Not hard to find this thread now with a simple search.

 

[AnOminous]

Everything on Twitter will be exactly the same when you come back if you take a day or two off. Just try it King, you've got this.

You're not supposed to HELP him.

Shane, don't listen to the haters. Keep guzzling Mountain Dew until you swell up to Weird Al-size in the "Fat" video.

Keep picking fights with people online then running away to cry and then masturbate using your own tears as lube.

Life will just keep getting better and better for you!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shane claims that he was such a fan of Mountain Dew that, when a wave of inactive usernames was released back to the public, he used his internal pull with the Xbox team to obtain the necessary "legal clearances" to "secure my current Gamertag". I don't know what this means.


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It's like Lord Acton said: "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Even someone as morally pure and true to himself as Shane found himself succumbing to the use of his tremendous power for enormous personal benefit. I'm just glad that, like everything Shane does, it turned out to be for a good cause in the end.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I guess I’d mad if I looked in the mirror and saw this every day too. He looks so fucking dorky. He just has that “bully me and shove me into a gym locker” vibe.

It's an autism smile. It's fake and doesn't touch his eyes. He just knows that his mouth is supposed to move that way when he's smiling.

That's probably why he got punched so much in school. He's the type of kid that was just a target no matter what happened which could go to explain his need to be seen as a tough guy and why he's so disagreeable. He never learned how to interact properly with people.

 

[internet friend]

That's probably why he got punched so much in school. He's the type of kid that was just a target no matter what happened which could go to explain his need to be seen as a tough guy and why he's so disagreeable. He never learned how to interact properly with people.

He's also amazingly, exceptionally, incredibly, outstandingly and unimaginably fat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's also amazingly, exceptionally, incredibly, outstandingly and unimaginably fat.

I've seen fatter people but none so blissfully unaware how short, fat and ugly they really are.

 

[A Sunset]

He's also amazingly, exceptionally, incredibly, outstandingly and unimaginably fat.

People need to understand that Shame’s fatness goes beyond the physical. He’s mentally and spiritually fat as well. There is no aspect of Shame, corporeal or not, that is not inconcievably fat.

It's an autism smile. It's fake and doesn't touch his eyes. He just knows that his mouth is supposed to move that way when he's smiling.

The funniest part is that he looks that way because he’s terrified to smile with an open mouth, due to his rotting teeth. So he’s trained himself to have this tight-lipped grimace over a lifetime, making him look like a dead-eyed autist and/or pedophilic rapist.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

From OnA

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I didn't notice this before, but Shame has quite a strong script in his glasses. Note how his glasses seem to compress the image from the sides, so the lenses actually show the area beyond where the lenses stop? This only happens with strong myopic scripts (which means his distance visions is crap). I'm betting his distance vision is down right shit without his glasses.

 

[ten dollars off]

I didn't notice this before, but Shame has quite a strong script in his glasses. Note how his glasses seem to compress the image from the sides, so the lenses actually show the area beyond where the lenses stop? This only happens with strong myopic scripts (which means his distance visions is crap). I'm betting his distance vision is down right shit without his glasses.

Don't overlook the skin tag on his neck, and the combover that is just barely hanging on for dear life. He even has several recently escaped hairs just stuck to his forehead by grease.