Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Thugnificent]

LOCALS Stuffing Face Stream Highlights:

- Nick did not do a LOCALS stream in Philadelphia because he forgot his phone stand. These excuses are getting bad...

- Randazza was supposed to have filed a letter with the court on the 26th in the case, but Nick says he has not seen it come through the system yet to notify him

- He defended how he holds his fork to eat because it is easier. Strange to defend...

- Nick talked about doing a show with Dave Landau. I'll take things that never will happen for 200...

- Nick avoided making a comment on Crowder despite multiple people bringing it up

How. Embarrassing. *stares at camera*

 

[northstar747]

LOCALS Stuffing Face Stream Highlights:

Why the fuck does he do those! who wants to watch someone eat....also lol he defends how he holds his fork.

Fuck Nick do a muck bang like chantlle go get a munch of food from sonic and eat it in your mustang

Also do another twice thot stream in booty shorts.

And finally reach out to doug walker and make a edited video where you talk about the 1980 movie heavy metal

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Why the fuck does he do those! who wants to watch someone eat....

I have a theory. With his brain slowly rotting from the inside out, his view on people is slowly devolving to less complex understandings consisting of only the most prominent traits. Maybe his view of Null as a feeder is all Nick has left and this is his broken way of apologizing to him for generating AyLAWgs like Twitter is Cancer that go out of their way to bug Null for not catering to their particular brand of autistic hate.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Randazza was supposed to have filed a letter with the court on the 26th in the case, but Nick says he has not seen it come through the system yet to notify him

The letter was posted and discussed in the lawsuit thread before Nick's show last night last night. Basically, Rekieta is mad that Schneider spent about 5 seconds presenting Nick saying things like "I am going to fuck your ass in court" or "I am coming to fuck your ass" as a legitimate threat in the hearing and is claiming that it's "scandalous" to do so. Why he decided to bring even more attention about what he said, who knows.

Going to be interesting how he covers the Crowder stuff. He was ok with whitewashing cheating but the video seems to show straight up abuse. Also wonder if rumble will drop Crowder. Probably telling it's not a headline topic when it's the biggest story in the right-wing grift sphere.

At least Rekieta can rest easy now that Rumble is probably regretting someone else's contract more than his.

My guess is he probably would have preferred to do neither, but he's got contractual obligations that ensure he gets off his ass to do his own show to some extent.

It's been posted in here that Rekieta's contract requires him to do three shows a week. I don't know if that's true, but if so he'd have had to have done the Wednesday show to meet that threshold.

 

[Strix454]

- He defended how he holds his fork to eat because it is easier. Strange to defend...

He and/or his wife seem to be reading the comments to the clip videos of him on youtube. There were several comments going after him for using his fork crudely like a shovel during his middle of the night feedings. The criticism on youtube started around the time of the pre-made boiled eggs thing.

ADDED:

- Randazza was supposed to have filed a letter with the court on the 26th in the case, but Nick says he has not seen it come through the system yet to notify him

The letter was filed. Its complaining about the complaining about Nick's rape threats stream. The point of the letter however IMO is lay down a marker to later claim that the judge was prejudiced in consideration of the summary judgement motion motion to dismiss by the rape claim being brought up by the other side. its about setting up grounds for an appeal if it becomes necessary.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's been posted in here that Rekieta's contract requires him to do three shows a week. I don't know if that's true, but if so he'd have had to have done the Wednesday show to meet that threshold.

So, if true, I'm right. He would have likely blown off the entirety of Wednesday but for that pesky Rumble deal.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The letter was posted and discussed in the lawsuit thread before Nick's show last night last night. Basically, Rekieta is mad that Schneider spent about 5 seconds presenting Nick saying things like "I am going to fuck your ass in court" or "I am coming to fuck your ass" as a legitimate threat in the hearing and is claiming that it's "scandalous" to do so. Why he decided to bring even more attention about what he said, who knows.


At least Rekieta can rest easy now that Rumble is probably regretting someone else's contract more than his.


It's been posted in here that Rekieta's contract requires him to do three shows a week. I don't know if that's true, but if so he'd have had to have done the Wednesday show to meet that threshold.

I'm thinking it might be 12 show per month or 50 per year, even a 3 per week average could be feasible. Ultimately, we don't know

So, if true, I'm right. He would have likely blown off the entirety of Wednesday but for that pesky Rumble deal.

See above, buy I would believe it.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Why the fuck does he do those! who wants to watch someone eat....also lol he defends how he holds his fork.

My recollection is he was required to do a specific number of Locals exclusive streams per week. The shoveling food shitshow would be a lazy way to satisfy that requirement. I was scanning streams to verify this information but couldn’t find it, so if someone can confirm this to be true or not, it would be helpful.

Interestingly enough, I came across this from the Jordan Peterson on Anonymity stream from 12-8-22. This stream immediately follows his stream from Locals HQ from Florida where he announced the contract was complete. I found it interesting because of the recent questions about Nicks contract and it’s lack of known detail. Based on what he said in this stream, it appears or I would believe that the length of the initial term of his contract is 1 year. As Nick states “my agreement with them starts at a year”, that statement sounds to me like there may be a sole Rumble option to extend the length of the contract at the expiration of the initial term.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So, if true, I'm right. He would have likely blown off the entirety of Wednesday but for that pesky Rumble deal.

Well, it looks like he only did two shows last week (on Monday and Wednesday) before going to Philly as well. So he's done very few shows the last two weeks.

Based on what he said in this stream, it appears or I would believe that the length of the initial term of his contract is 1 year. As Nick states “my agreement with them starts at a year”, that statement sounds to me like there may be a sole Rumble option to extend the length of the contract at the expiration of the initial term.

That's a good find. I was wondering about that. I think your guess is probably right. In any case, it sounds like it's up to Rumble if it goes beyond a year. Which is....not great news for Nick.

If you're right and Rumble has a renewal option they can choose whether or not to exercise, it shouldn't be too long now before he starts dropping passive aggressive comments about how he was expecting Rumble to get in touch with him about renewing his deal.

 

[Maude Snew]

To be fair, he could just be easily tired from not doing actual work, it's "hard work" because he hasn't done it in 5+ years.

Working hard or hardly working? He's very good at the latter, much like his dick.

 

[AnOminous]

- Randazza was supposed to have filed a letter with the court on the 26th in the case, but Nick says he has not seen it come through the system yet to notify him

Is coombrain literally retarded at this point? It was posted yesterday in the lolsuit thread.

The letter was posted and discussed in the lawsuit thread before Nick's show last night last night. Basically, Rekieta is mad that Schneider spent about 5 seconds presenting Nick saying things like "I am going to fuck your ass in court" or "I am coming to fuck your ass" as a legitimate threat in the hearing and is claiming that it's "scandalous" to do so.

That's actually the legal term for it. Schneider also didn't do that, he introduced the claim without any evidence of record supporting it during a hearing where it was completely irrelevant. When asked to back up his claims, he just sent a ten minute video to the judge and said "it's in there lol you go find it yeronner" instead of even giving timestamps.

It was a scummy performance and not how you're supposed to do things.

its about setting up grounds for an appeal if it becomes necessary.

If I had to make a wild guess, it's to set up an interlocutory appeal immediately after the denial of the motion.

Also so far as the docket says, the motion is styled as a motion to dismiss, not as a summary judgment.

 

[RotPockets]

New episode of “Nick Rekieta: Attorney is lol”

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I m not familiar with molly.

Is there a hang over? One issue doing drugs as an adult you have to out time to do it.

As a general rule, the after effects/withdrawal symptoms of a drug are the opposite of its effects at its peak.

So a drug like molly that produces euphoria would be expected to have withdrawal symptoms with low energy and foul mood.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

It's been posted in here that Rekieta's contract requires him to do three shows a week. I don't know if that's true, but if so he'd have had to have done the Wednesday show to meet that threshold.

He‘s stated he has to do 3 rumble exclusive shows per week (Locals HQ contract stream). At the same time he said Fridays for sure would be one of the exclusive shows and the other two days were undecided at that time. Trial streams would not be exclusive. It’s been 20 weeks since he signed the contract (assuming the week of 12-12 was the first week). A quick and dirty count on Rumble shows 69 non trial streams posted in that timeframe. Assuming they all met the definition of Rumble exclusive, he’s squeaked above the contractual floor. As close as he is to the floor, it‘d be nice to know what the actual contractual definition is for rumble exclusive, as he could very easily find himself in breech depending on how it’s defined.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

That's a good find. I was wondering about that. I think your guess is probably right. In any case, it sounds like it's up to Rumble if it goes beyond a year. Which is....not great news for Nick.

If you're right and Rumble has a renewal option they can choose whether or not to exercise, it shouldn't be too long now before he starts dropping passive aggressive comments about how he was expecting Rumble to get in touch with him about renewing his deal.

I predict the next big lolcow event for lolyer boy will be when it to contract renewal time. With the new Crowder drama, I bet Rumble will be forced to take some drastic measures to cut their losses and Nick may be on the chopping block.

 

[Strix454]

I m not familiar with molly.

Is there a hang over? One issue doing drugs as an adult you have to out time to do it.

Molly messes with serotonin in the brain. It changes how its released in the brain and other things in the brain. One of the main effects of Molly is to flood the brain with serotonin. What is normally released slowly over time is released as a giant flood. This gradually causes production and consumption issues with serotonin within the brain. The brain can only produce so much serotonin and using molly frequently can deplete what is available. This is why this sort of drug is best used infrequently and not used all the time.

The effects of the drug supposedly linger on after ceasing to take it. The brain/body take a while to re-adjust back to a normal brain chemistry baseline after someone stops taking it.

What are some of the typical symptoms of a shortage of serotonin: Anxiety, hostility, agitation, depression, paranoia, insomnia and trouble concentrating. Its been observed that all these symptoms get worse with the age of the Molly user.

MDMA can also mess with body temperature if high enough doses are used. Those body temperature effects are even worse if MDMA consumption is combined with alcohol.

None of this has anything to do with Nick though. Nick suffers from a debilitating "heat allergy" which expresses itself the most during cold winters.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive from the 12th in the backlog:

Sally was an electrician?

Sally78​

@CAMELOT331 I use to be an electrician...I can talk you through it if you would like.

More high IQ spelling:

Sally78​

Omg...these ladies are like ducking crazy....they are definatly malenials

Nick's response to criticims:

Hydro:

RekietaLaw​

you can't ruin something you don't value. You created an image of a "reputation" that I should have, and then decided I betrayed. In relaity, I'm just me, straightforward and honest.

Cynthia:

RekietaLaw​

You made yours public discussion and sperged out. YOu've spent months trying to dox my kids. I hope you catch fire

Nick can re-enable chat histories. So why doesn't he do them all?

aCompleteRandom​

Ah. Good! Happy to help. And @RekietaLaw chat history from previous chat disabled, so I can't review my tips. wtf?

 

[Cynthia Behave]

You've all brought me out of my sabbatical with all your contract talk. Here's a round-up on what Nick said about his Rumble contract. Elissa did a nice job covering it. (They should be on Kiwi for posterity if they're not here already.)

November 28: Pre-signing, Grumpy & Whining

Summary - Negotiations stalled, whining abt the initial deal he rejected, huge shade on Rumble's clunky platform, Rumble must "make up the gap" from YT bc "I will be one of the top 3 creators on Rumble" (hmmm how's that goin' ?), "I am working on this channel 24 hours/day" (are you now?), "I am not the kind of guy who chases views" (we noticed). Also, notable: 1) Some nerd talk about CPMs and why Rumble's viewer counts are wonky; 2) A clear reliance on Locals sub $. Subs were 5900 at the time.

December 1: Announcement of Rumble deal

Summary - Mostly what we know but worth noting: Laughably he says 1) He'll be making a clear schedule published to all followers (we're still waiting, Rackets); 2) At the time of signing he still sees YoutTube is his platform for growth (hmmm) and Rumble as his platform for income - around 9:00 min in.

In between there is this but it's mostly repetitive:

Added notes not captured in these clips:

• I recall that Nick has mentioned 2022 being his best year (Depp) and making $750K not including Superchats. After some back-of-the-envelope calculations at the time, I determined that his Rumble contract is likely around $1.1M bc he mentions that they had to make up the gap bw Superchats and Rumblerants.
• I've seen no evidence that it's only a 1 year deal but I believe @Nothing To Say Here . Rumble would be smart to maintain flexibility.
• The Locals contract is separate and I recall him saying that he pockets all the subscriber $.

Overall Take Away: 1) He's probably pocketing around $1.3M, conservatively, IF (big if) he's maintaining 5000 Locals subs - that's $300K/year. 2) It's astonishing to see how motivated and ambitious he was to make it all work properly. How quickly they fall.

Edit: Words

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Conspiracy Theories

Spoiler: Why???

SirVieVal​

I'm not saying haarp caused Haiti and Katrina, I'm just saying something that vaguely suggests it mightve

Carimachet​

Also fracking causes earthquakes > ENDCIV

aCompleteRandom​	Fracking doesn't cause earthquakes you freak. But if oxygen gets to that natural gas and there's a spark, an eruption can occur.
Carimachet​	Prove it
Carimachet​	Who are you really?
SirVieVal​	I'm on the fence. Earthquakes involve unimaginably large forces, but they are also perched precariously on the edge of happening, eventually requiring not much comparable force to initiate
aCompleteRandom​	Earthquakes are caused by the shifting of tectonic plates. A limited explosion to break up shale does not cause an earthquake, nor is it felt even directly above the explosion. You know NOTHING about fracking, shut the fuck up.

aCompleteRandom​	It doesn't. 90's anti-fracking propaganda that's been debunked thousands of times in every scientific journal known to man, which was designed entirely to limit the accessible energy sources of the United States, is something you trust?
Carimachet​	Your fake elite captured government loves you
Carimachet​	You trust the fake captured by the elite American government???
SirVieVal​	I am not basing what I say on any source or declaring my trust in any theory. I actually said that these are the reasons I'm not against the plausibility. I'm just working off my understanding of the forces at play
aCompleteRandom​	You're an idiot. My government shut down fracking specifically to limit energy. How fucking retarded can you be?
Carimachet​	“United Elites”
Carimachet​	You have a government?
SirVieVal​	I trust big oil and environmentalists equally. I don't trust that any resource exploitation is being done correctly or with public safety in mind, and I sort trust the anti big oil lobby, or any for that matter. I'm constantly skeptical of any claim by any organization specifically cause it's from an organization. But I can see how it's plausible in this case
SirVieVal​	Dont*

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

This is not the kind of conversation a conservative entertainer should be having if he's also easily butthurt when people question the health of his relationship.

Classic "a black guy thought I was cool!" story with an element of cuckoldry - unless he thinks that Tyrone suddenly found ginger jokes funny on their face? Nick, why is your wife buying new sunglasses every weekend?

(Please forgive the bad synchronization)