Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The reason I can believe every one of these TMI spoilers and not Hambone, while all are strangers on the internet to me, humans can tell when other humans are being disingenuous or attention seeking. I don't need proof, or have skeptical questions.

Mainly because it's given as matter-of-fact to contribute to the conversation and not faking choked back tears that never come while planning your sighs at just the right moment for maximum dramatic effect as you look to the sky in a "why me" fashion hoping if you stall long enough you'll drum up some actual tears.
 
Just gonna send some fake love to you degenerates. There's a lot of PTSD here and I've been around enough military people to know it's a shitty thing to deal with. Take care of yourselves. Or don't I'm not your mom.

She's obsessed with buying toys and pointless junk
Forever a consumer. The most important part of her life whether it's boring plastic shit from china or garbage food.
 
Note she only collects the disorders that warrant sympathy or paint a picture of victimhood. She will never cop to having NPD or BPD because people don't think, oh you poor thing, they think what a raging bitch.
I think this is also a reason she didnt go hard in on the "cancer warrior" aspect of her recovery. She mentioned it at the end of the becky era but to me it solidifies the tinfoil hat theory lots of us have that her cancer was just pre cancerous cells. Her pulling the "muh cancer" only works on her youtube, and she probably tried to pull that shit in another space either irl or online and got side eyed super hard or corrected from actual cancer survivors.
She ONLY will take things that make her look like the victim and strong positive underdog whos going to win the day.
Even BED wasn't getting enough sympathy as an eating disorder because people saw her as a greedy binge monster instead of the dainty ana equivalent she wanted. But now it's "food addiction" which has many of the same qualities, but now she can lump herself in with heroin addicts and alcoholics and be just a tragic case of misfortune. I also noticed the switch up from BED to food addiction started right around the time Aaron Carter died (attention) and her bro relapsed or something (pity). Lol I remember her saying drug addiction "affects you and the people you love". Not you and the people who love you, no it's STILL about her and how much her bro loves HER.

That id say is a coincidence about the aaron carter thing. She loves talking about herself like that but people called her out so she needs to avoid a disorder because shes used the "its a disorder its not really me doeen it" card too much and people arent buying it much anymore.
She fetishizes victimhood. That's why it's all she "reads" about, watches on tiktok, pursues doctor appointments, diagnoses, and medications like it's her job, makes it her personality, and it's all she has to talk about. It's not JUST attention-whoring, she gets off on it like a fantasy. She needs to be the damsel in distress in perpetuity. She can't be saved, medicated, or healed because then the fantasy is over.
This is her problem more than any disorder or other issue real or imagined. Amber is never going to be able to move on because amber has nothing else. Shes just a fat gorl on a dying youtube channel.
 
That id say is a coincidence about the aaron carter thing.
Yeah it probably is. I thought the chips ahoy tik tok was the day of or after her community post about it. Which is what made me think she had a light bulb molment seeing the attention certain tragedies get. But I think she has called it food addiction in the past or used it with BED interchangeably.
 
No doubt in my mind there's something wrong with her brain, and it's been there since birth. She revels in her victimhood - poor me, my parents were shit and I got taken away - and the only way she knows how to get the attention her narc brain needs is learned helplessness, because she sure as shit isn't smart enough, or curious enough, or athletic enough, or artistic enough, or anything else enough to get that attention any other way beyond being a tragic victim of circumstance. Her narc/sociopathic brain won't allow her to accept that SHE is the problem or that SHE was wrong somehow, and this cake business is a prime example of that. She is absolutely convinced it was sent "with malice" (and a big fuck you to whoever overuses "malice" to the point Hamber decided to appropriate it and run it into the ground), even though the sender showed up in her comments, even though the bakery said it was from a long time customer, and even though the request was to have it deliver near a major holiday. Nope, PerpetualVictimLynn was just pissed off about something - based on her bullshit, I'd guess either something with MG,W or a look at her bank account levels - and decided to go off on the sender instead of dealing with it like an adult.

Which, of course, is not possible for her to do. She has never had to BE an adult because of that learned helplessness combined with the innate manipulation skills a narc possesses. If the tales she tells are true, at least one set of hosts tried to rein in her cramming shit down her piehole. As for holes in her memory, or "something bad happened, I don't want to talk about it" and the other assorted stuff she says: Hamber is a terribly unreliable narrator. She's repeatedly shown she's a pathological liar, so no, I'm not going to believe the alphabet soup she spews. I'll grant she probably ha anxiety, just not in the sense that every fucking thing in the world seems to trigger her angzite. She's a fucking tard who can't or won't distinguish anxiety from mere discomfort.

It would be some kind of poetic justice if she were suddenly forced to do shit for herself. I remember thinking, when I saw that video with Becky and Hamber swinging by the ATM at her bank and not being able to get all the cash she wanted out of it because of a stupid arbitrary limit, what would happen if she had to deal with that on her own. She's on her scootypuff in the ATM lane, gets a denied, but has no Becky to whine at "What do we doooooo?"

Anyway, just some ramblings as I sit in the fabulous a/c and cool down because it's like 92 out there. Too early for this shit.

Finally, Hamber is a giant lardass and I wouldn't touch her with any of you fuckers' genitals.
 
She is absolutely convinced it was sent "with malice" (and a big fuck you to whoever overuses "malice" to the point Hamber decided to appropriate it and run it into the ground),
See, this is another reason why she'd benefit greatly from two or three live people in the room with her. Preferably ones who don't simp and have no fealty towards her. With no Jade in the area, let alone the room.

A LOT of this shit would stop yesterday if she was curtly called out on her bullshit. Preferably humiliated while being called out. IDK how many instances it would take, but I'm saying she's in need of AKC obedience training.
 
IDK how many instances it would take, but I'm saying she's in need of AKC obedience training.
Should I send the shock collar I used to train my brain dead (but completely lovable Lab) to her PO box, ATTN: Faline?

I know some will geek "animal cruelty" or whatever. But it worked and it only took a zap here and there to correct incessant barking and bad behavior. She turned out to be the best dog ever.

Faline's results will definitely vary.

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Ya know...I think a lot of us have no patience with Al and her "trauma" and her childhood issues because we have also had trauma--childhood and otherwise, and we not only manage to function as adults and have productive lives, but we don't broadcast our "issues" to the world for attention and excuses for our ridiculous and childish behavior.

I know it can be difficult, but people manage every day to live with thier past and stive for a better future.
 
Call this a conspiracy theory, but I begin to wonder if Amberlynn's PTSD is just her constantly reliving her own faults and having a natural reaction to it. There's nothing 'intrusive' about her thoughts because she actively goes out of her way to remember it. It's like smacking yourself just to feel something. Without trauma, what does she have? She doesn't have any hobbies that don't require her to cry or suffer, her mental reward system is fucked to the degree that she buys meaningless crap just for the hell of it, eats until she's sick whilst making disgusting moaning sounds because it's "shoooou good you guiiiiise, MMM! " and has no identifiable markers that allude to herself without trauma. Her fashion is just whatever polyester blanket she can wrap onto her shelf ass and she can't drive anywhere to see the outside world. She thinks that every attack on her is huge because it is. Amberlynn has never been put in real danger or challenged in any significant way, so being sent a cake is the equivalent to being sent razorblades because the concept of being put in an uncomfortable situation and managing it is alien. How could anyone break up with ME? How could anyone be better than ME? How could anyone be a better dancer than ME? No one has ever been made fun of except ME! How could anyone suffer more than ME? EVERYONE is out to get ME! She's only ever been with herself. Forget 'sitting with discomfort,' Amberlynn has never been uncomfortable in the first place. It's as simple as shutting off comments or blocking people, but she needs the satisfaction of knowing that she is the one being attacked because that is her entire identity. It isn't any sort of real mental illness except being a chronically online asswipe who has never talked to a real person other than one you're paying.

This is the same bitch who had to play phone games on the trip to the Christmas light cave and recommended it to others and ripped up a paper bag to put the items into random useless plastic containers after proclaiming they are better for the environment. I think she's just plain ignorant and is trying to play along with her audience to try and make it seem like she isn't a total retard.
 
Amber using "malice" a lot...
Malicious Intent is legalese.
Is someone trying to get Amber to sue someone?
Is that why she was wanting the name of the cake sender, instead of just bitching out her entire audience like she usually does?
Didn't she start making legal sounding noises when she hurt her ankle too?
Will frivolous lawsuits be her new side hustle?
 
Why does AL have the phone number of a group home staff from over 20 years ago?
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I took a scroll through her comments, and I noticed the frogs were still around. Although most of them are there to kiss each other’s ass and talk shit about Macron.
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These people are not watching her videos when the majority can’t write in, let alone understand, English. Not sure what the point is suppose to be, but they sure are a goofy bunch.

ETA: (In regards to @Mekahineyho ’s post above)
My mom: “Yeah I remember you dancing around the house while I was taking meth hits in the bathroom.”
Staff member: “Yes, I was picked for car pool duty and remember dropping the entire group off at those events.”

She sure showed us.
 
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for someone with a perfect PTSD score you'd think that her memory gaps would have robbed our poor fatlynn of those prescious mehmoriessss. how nice of the PTSD to have cherry picked only erasing the memories that prove you're a lying piece of shit hamber!

ahh yes, the final white trash trump card: MY METHED OUT MOMMY SAID IT'S TRUE SO IT IS!!

you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but not the trailer out of the girl. fly high, fatass
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl --about this, "and not writing for the school paper handing out advice?"

I can't believe I've never heard this one...FatAl really said this??? Can you expound a bit please? I'm so thrilled to discover ANOTHER obvious lie that I haven't heard before.

I surely can! This was recent, at least in the time that exists in the amberverse, and leads off the vlogmas day 8 video.

 
Why does AL have the phone number of a group home staff from over 20 years ago?
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All that "proves" is meth mom was sober enough to see her 300 pound daughter waddling around and call it "dancing".

"Look at me mama, I'm a dancer."
"Great, dance your fatass over to the fridge and get me another beer."
 
Long time lurker, first time poster.

I've been binge-watcheeen MSHPL while on a medical leave and most of the people on the show speak of having been either sexually abused as children or raped as teens, which contributed to their weight gain. I thought for one fleeting second that maybe Amber has a similar story, but has kept it to herself all this time because that's not the kind of thing one typically tells the world. Then I remembered who Amber is. The narcissistic perma-victim who, if she ever had been abused in that way, would have been throwing it in her audience's face every chance she got ever since the Casey thing.

Others have already said everything there is to say about the PTSD thing. Foster care probably wasn't the most perfect upbringing she could've had. But holy shit, so many people overcome so much worse than this massive crybaby.
 
All that "proves" is meth mom was sober enough to see her 300 pound daughter waddling around and call it "dancing".

"Look at me mama, I'm a dancer."
"Great, dance your fatass over to the fridge and get me another beer."
Proves absolutely fuck all. You can easily get your friend - oh wait, she doesn't have any friends. You can easily get your caretaker to send those texts. Even if they were real (LOL), they would still prove fuck all. Though that's not even a possibility worth entertaining because, what? She expects us to believe that she still has the contact information and is on friendly speaking terms with a "staff member" of somewhere from over 20 years ago? Sure, Jan.

Proven pathological liar thinks a couple of clearly fabricated texts will convince anyone of anything. I laugh.
 
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