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Jon talks about his parents, and he states that while his parents were right wing they never forced their views on him or his sisters. When asked about whether or not white people should be able to say the nigger word Jon respond, "I couldn't care less." He continues with the political talk saying that his sisters became left wing, and while they disagree they still get along. He doesn't like calling himself right wing because he thinks that concepts such as left and right wing exist only to divide the people. "I believe what I believe is true, and whenever someone questions it I will listen to them and decide whether I agree with them or not."

TTS asks whether Jon or Letty has inspirational stories about their parents. Letty insists Jon says a story. Jon says his dad told him to never let a woman go somewhere dangerous by themselves and that his father also taught him to keep honest. Letty says that she's inspired by her parents because of how young they were when they immigrated from Ukraine to Canada. She's impressed how they integrated with all of the pressure and describes it as admirable.

Letty says she enjoys hearing Jon's views on things because of the interesting way Jon looks at things. They end the conversation there and decide to go downstairs.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Jon talks about his parents, and he states that while his parents were right wing they never forced their views on him or his sisters. When asked about whether or not white people should be able to say the nigger word Jon respond, "I couldn't care less." He continues with the political talk saying that his sisters became left wing, and while they disagree they still get along. He doesn't like calling himself right wing because he thinks that concepts such as left and right wing exist only to divide the people. "I believe what I believe is true, and whenever someone questions it I will listen to them and decide whether I agree with them or not."

TTS asks whether Jon or Letty has inspirational stories about their parents. Letty insists Jon says a story. Jon says he dad told him to never let a woman go somewhere dangerous by themselves and that his father also taught him to keep honest. Letty says that she's inspired by her parents because of how young they were when they immigrated from Ukraine to Canada. She's impressed how they integrated with all of the pressure and describes it as admirable.

Letty says she enjoys hearing Jon's views on things because of the interesting way Jon looks at things. They end the conversation there and decide to go downstairs.

that entire episode in the bedroom was basically a date and im not sure if jon realizes it.

 

[Pitckus]

Jon talks about his parents, and he states that while his parents were right wing they never forced their views on him or his sisters. When asked about whether or not white people should be able to say the nigger word Jon respond, "I couldn't care less." He continues with the political talk saying that his sisters became left wing, and while they disagree they still get along. He doesn't like calling himself right wing because he thinks that concepts such as left and right wing exist only to divide the people. "I believe what I believe is true, and whenever someone questions it I will listen to them and decide whether I agree with them or not."

TTS asks whether Jon or Letty has inspirational stories about their parents. Letty insists Jon says a story. Jon says he dad told him to never let a woman go somewhere dangerous by themselves and that his father also taught him to keep honest. Letty says that she's inspired by her parents because of how young they were when they immigrated from Ukraine to Canada. She's impressed how they integrated with all of the pressure and describes it as admirable.

Letty says she enjoys hearing Jon's views on things because of the interesting way Jon looks at things. They end the conversation there and decide to go downstairs.

Goddamn can Jon get any more based?

 

[Thought Himinal]

When Letty's parents were her age, they had:

• Gotten married
• Had a child (Letty)
• Moved from Ukraine to Canada and learned English for a better life

Letty:

• Made homemade porn with a psycho boyfriend who posted it online
• Went to a Bernie Sanders rally when she's not even American
• Closest thing she's had to a job is what you're currently watching

Really puts into perspective just how over it is.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Letty: "I always wanted to taste breast milk."

She wants to try it, if any girls are out there lactating. But "not in a weird way."

Edit: she says that she talked with female friends about getting pregnant at the same time and hosting a "breast milk tasting" where they sampled each other's.

She's so bloody feral and grotty, goddamn.
She has no boundaries, like remember when kept asking Jon about fucking girls on their period?

 

[Aristides]

She's so bloody feral and grotty, goddamn.
She has no boundaries, like remember when kept asking Jon about fucking girls on their period?

I now realize she's an important part of the show. Where would we be without her scheming, shaking babies, fishing for information, eavesdropping on everyone, dogwalking Vance, listening to Jon talk about manosphere conspiracies?

 

[Meth Until Death]

I now realize she's an important part of the show. Where would we be without her scheming, shaking babies, fishing for information, eavesdropping on everyone, dogwalking Vance, listening to Jon talk about manosphere conspiracies?

Don't forget the most important thing, she is fun to rag on.

 

[Fivehead]

These zoomers' brains must be fried with fluoride and screen addiction. All they do is sit around... Like just be creative and do something.

Spoiler: Long list of game suggestions

1. Bible Trivia: Use the Bible as a source of trivia questions. Split into teams, and take turns asking questions. The team with the most correct answers after a certain number of rounds wins.
2. Storytelling: Use the Bible as inspiration for creating your own stories. Each person can contribute a sentence or two, and you can write down the story in a notebook.
3. Pictionary: Use the notebooks and pens to play Pictionary. You can use characters and scenes from the Bible or Stuart Little 2 as prompts, or create your own categories using household items and appliances.
4. Drawing Game: Each person draws a small part of a figure, creature, or scene, and then folds the paper to conceal their drawing, leaving only a small portion visible for the next person to continue. The paper is then passed on to the next person, who adds their own drawing, also leaving a small part visible for the following player. This process is repeated until everyone has contributed to the drawing. When the paper is unfolded, it reveals a surprising and often humorous combination of drawings, creating a unique and collaborative piece of art.
5. Indoor Soccer: Use the nerf soccer ball and set up small goals in a designated area. Create teams and have a mini soccer tournament.
6. Indoor Football Bowling: Set up empty bottles or cans as pins and use the nerf football to knock them down. Each player gets two chances per round to knock down all the pins, and the player with the highest score after a set number of rounds wins.
7. Whiffle Ball Home Run Derby: Set up a small whiffle ball field an open space inside the house. Each player gets a set number of swings to hit the ball as far as they can. The player with the most home runs after a certain number of rounds wins.
8. Stuart Little Charades: Use the DVD of Stuart Little 2 as a prompt for a game of charades. Players take turns acting out scenes or characters from the movie while the others guess.
9. Scavenger Hunt: Create a scavenger hunt using household items and appliances. Write clues in the notebook and hide them around the house. Players work in teams to find the hidden items and complete the hunt.
10. Two Truths and a Lie: Each person shares two true facts and one lie about themselves. The others have to guess which statement is the lie. Keep track of points in a notebook, and the person with the most points at the end wins.
11. Spoon-and-Egg Race: Use a spoon and a small object like a cotton ball or a rolled-up sock to mimic an egg. Have players balance the "egg" on the spoon and race from one point to another without dropping it. You can create relay teams or an obstacle course for added fun.
12. Balancing Act: Using a broomstick or a mop, challenge players to balance the broomstick on their hand, fingers, or other body parts for as long as possible. You can also have players walk a predetermined path while balancing the broomstick.
13. Sock Puppet Show: Use spare socks, markers, and any other available craft supplies to create sock puppets. Each person can create their own character and then collaborate to put on a puppet show for the rest of the group.
14. Memory Tray: Place various household items on a tray and allow players to study them for a minute. Then, cover the tray or remove it from sight. Players must list as many items as they can remember. The player with the most correct items wins.
15. Kitchen Utensil Challenge: Gather various kitchen utensils (e.g., whisk, spatula, ladle) and create a series of mini-games using them. For example, players could use a spatula to flip a coin into a cup, or a ladle to carry a marble from one point to another.
16. Blindfolded Makeover: One player is blindfolded and must give another player a "makeover" using available makeup, accessories, or clothing items. Afterward, everyone can vote on the best or funniest makeover.
17. Toilet Paper Fashion Show: Split into teams and use toilet paper to create outfits for team members. Set a time limit, and once the time is up, have a fashion show to showcase the creations. Vote on the best outfit, most creative design, or funniest ensemble.
18. Paper Airplane Contest: Use notebook paper to create paper airplanes. Compete in various categories such as longest flight, best design, or most accurate landing.
19. Bed Sheet Parachute: Use a bed sheet or large blanket as a "parachute." Players stand around the edges, holding the sheet, and toss lightweight objects (e.g., balls, stuffie) into the center. The goal is to keep the objects in the air for as long as possible by waving the sheet up and down>

 

[Meth Until Death]

TTS asked Jon to shout out Andrew Anglin, Lettie and Sylvia jumped in and said it wouldn't be a good idea. Jon asks about him, they hint that he's a bad person and Jon asks "Why do you know about so many bad people?"

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Sylvia seems legitimately grateful for her lootcrate, given it's the first nice thing viewers have done for her.

 

[Telecom]

Name this band.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

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Shark Bait.

 

[OvertBadger]

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Jon and the Christian Crusaders

 

[Pitckus]

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Lil Jon and the Wetawd Boyz

TO THE WINDOOOOOWWWWW, TO DA WAWW

 

[Targeted Individual]

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Autism Overload

 

[RotPockets]

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Autallica

 

[Noble Redditor]

If any of you are a massive faggot like me who actually likes reality TV shows (mainly Survivor), you would pick up that Vance is actually playing a relatively good social game. He's doing all the right things by staying [mostly] calm and inoffensive, not really pissing anyone off, and trying to make "alliances" with all of the other contestants while scheming against them.

The problem with Lance is this is not a traditional reality show.

I've been thinking the same thing but the problem is we don't really know how this game is going to go and neither do the contestants or producers. He's doing a fine job playing Survivor or Big Brother because the contestants vote for the winner at the end and an inoffensive but reasonably strategic player almost always makes it to the final two. From there it usually comes down to who made the boldest moves without being too much of an asshole.

If that's the game he's doing decently, even though there aren't really any defined alliances and he isn't making bold moves. He's following someone else's lead, everytime. I know the Big Brother contestants literally just sit around plotting and gossiping all day long and the way Vance is playing right now would come back to bite him in ass.

 

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Josie and the Ham Glazers

 

[Targeted Individual]

I know the Big Brother contestants literally just sit around plotting and gossiping all day long.

The winner of Argentina's Big Brother won just by being attractive, he did the Mauro strategy taking them big siestas all day long

 

[Meth Until Death]

Jet's come in and told them "they're going to play Battle Royale"
Teams are whatever you want. no hands on each other, don't too crazy (Jon). Betrayals allowed, If you get hit with a dart you're out.

IT'S BATTLE OF THE SEXES, BOYS VS GIRLS.
CAN JON WIN WITH THE TWO HANDCAPS, VANCE AND DAMIELS

JON FORTIFIES AND PROTECTS HIS WEAKEST MEMBERS