Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Holy shit, I've always maintained Tammy Jr. is getting what she deserves from marrying Jack Jr., but we've officially crossed the line now. Tammy Jr. deserves to be roughed up a little because she married a closeted homosexual with rage issues, she doesn't deserve to wipe the ass and cook for her self-disabled father in law.

Just when I think I can't hate Jack anymore he goes and does something like this.

The best part is that everything is a sneak preview of what Junior will be like in 20 years or so. This is what you chose Bri. You get what you fucking deserve!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Am I missing something? All we've seen Jack do to her is take her out to a pizza dinner and have her put some cheese on top of ground beef.

I am operating under the assumption that she is now Jack's caretaker. I could be wrong but it doesn't matter, Jack is still a fat piece of shit anyways.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole
(04/28/23)

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Anyone else notice that the counter behind Jack was noticeably empty and devoid of kitchen appliances, books and seasonings? A far cry from the days of Piggy.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole
(04/28/23)

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Looks like he's roped Hammy Jr into doing the actual work for him.

Poor girl never had a chance did she?

Also why is the kitchen so bare? I get they they're trying to sell the house but so long as it's not too cluttered there really shouldn't be a problem with potential buyers coming in and seeing spices and cookbooks there.

I am operating under the assumption that she is now Jack's caretaker. I could be wrong but it doesn't matter, Jack is still a fat piece of shit anyways.

She and Hammy are the only ones working. And she's now also Jagoff's caretaker? Is there a reason that Jr can't take time out of his busy schedule playing COD and writing shitty Christian rap to take care of his father?

Hammy Jr is far too nice to these people.

 

[atoi]

Am I missing something? All we've seen Jack do to her is take her out to a pizza dinner and have her put some cheese on top of ground beef.

I was under the impression that she did the bulk of the cooking.

However, I wasn't under the impression that she's "caretaking" as much as Jack is grooming her into the family YouTube cooking biz.

why is the kitchen so bare? I get they they're trying to sell the house

I'm assuming they packed up before having a new house? If it's packed away already, I would bother either to be honest.

Is there a reason that Jr can't take time out of his busy schedule

After noticing his absence from the pizza video now this one, I'm wondering where the hell Jr is. Gives some credibility to the caretaker theory, though.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Also why is the kitchen so bare?

Throwing my speculation hat in there, maybe they thought Jack would either stay in recovery long enough or be able to sell the house. Of course neither happened and now they have an empty house to pretend a fat stroked retard isnt half asleep watching blues clues wrapped in a UofT blankie.

Poor girl never had a chance did she?

No she didnt. Im even sure they more or less told her that her she could drop her degree and become Jacks caretaker and get a real job right away and not waste her time with school and make some money. I can see these fuckers being this shrewd to ruin someones life so they can continue their own shitty ones.

 

[ZipDisk]

One of the things I hate about cooking with Jack is that he skips steps he finds boring.

Jack is doing facebook slop trays. I'm surprised there wasn't any jar cheese or velveeta. Those are staples of the slop trays.

Fucker can barely breathe and he's gumming up the works even more.

Of course he wants mexi-cheese in it.

What a load, Tammy was taking him out for goyslop every other day.

There has never been a coherent order to the videos, he may have filmed this one first, but wanted JOTG to take precedence. Who knows how the mind of cheese works?

 

[AnOminous]

There has never been a coherent order to the videos, he may have filmed this one first, but wanted JOTG to take precedence. Who knows how the mind of cheese works?

It's like one of those Christopher Nolan movies, man, you never know what the chronology is, you just know everything is like FUCKED UP, man, and everyone in this story needs to DIE!

 

[Tiresome]

I'm going to hold off and see if any other indications show that Brianna is Jack's caretaker, as opposed to just being screen fodder/stir slave for his videos. I know very little is beneath our greaseball but that's a new level of humiliation to ask your young daughter in law to take a full time job wiping your ass.

 

[Guntanator]

Anyone else notice that the counter behind Jack was noticeably empty and devoid of kitchen appliances, books and seasonings? A far cry from the days of Piggy.

The house was just staged for the realty photos. They are probably trying to keep it as clutter free as possible for viewings too.

I couldn't quote your post for some reason @100BitchHere , but if you watch the Calabria pizza jotg with Bri, she appears to be quite awkward and making faces while motioning (probably having a silent side convo with Tamham.) Brianna gave him a few awkward looks while sitting in the back seat waiting for Jack to finish slurring about how "Cheez gud" - I don't think she is exactly enjoying her quality time with strokey Jack, based on what I've seen. Others can review the video and form their own opinions of course.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I've been bouncing between this thread and Patrick Tomlinson, and because they're both fat, I can't help but mash them up on my brain.

"No stalker child, I did not have four strokes. Those are your best delusions you'll ever have. Enjoy Keto."

 

[Fata v3]

Has it been mentioned that they have dropped the asking price again? It was $579,500 and is now $564,900

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/157-Trail-Ridge-Dr-Hendersonville-TN-37075/69806288_zpid/

 

[ten dollars off]

The ground beef looked hella rubbery before going into the oven. Where was the seasoning process? Is this really a dish? It looks like a filling for something else and/or missing pasta or some other base ingredient. It's like pet food for a Jack.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I saw a literal pink chicken on YouTube and thought of Scalfatti.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole
(04/28/23)

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[Spasticus Autisticus]

Has it been mentioned that they have dropped the asking price again? It was $579,500 and is now $564,900

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/157-Trail-Ridge-Dr-Hendersonville-TN-37075/69806288_zpid/

The listing was also updated to remove the reference to Jack's show

 

[ddlloo]

The listing was also updated to remove the reference to Jack's show

Guarantee Jack insisted on it being there in the first place.

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm surprised he's still getting away with mentioning his "show" in reviews, wasn't he firmly told to knock that shit off?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I'm surprised he's still getting away with mentioning his "show" in reviews, wasn't he firmly told to knock that shit off?

Yelp removed some of his reviews because of it, and when he reviews on Yelp he no longer mentions the "show". It's supposed to be against Google's rules too, but good luck getting anyone to review anything there (Google Maps is becoming increasingly unusable because anyone can drop a point on a map, but it takes manual review to remove anything)

 

[TheLazyMan]

As @AnOminous was talking about 2 pages back, another absurd display of vanity by Jagoff.

I knew that Jack, despite admitting to everyone that he had a stroke, would make every effort to put on a facade in his first comeback cooking video to make it look like everything was right as rain. When he tasted the food you can tell that he had tammy junior adjust him into a standing position so that he can put on an appearance for the camera. Notice how he wasn't able to make any fine adjustments to his posture to help him get a solid forkful of food; he knew that if he did he would likely fall right to the ground, triggering a catastrophic earthquake in the nashville metro area.

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Mind if we use this cap as part of our Thumbnail for this week's "The Boys' Club" stream?