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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

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Shark comes into the kitchen and tosses the weights onto the floor. Sylvia, alarmed, jumps up and grabs (most likely food) from the counter. The shark starts to set up a blender and tosses random food into it making an ungodly concoction. He serves it to the fish in the living room. Jon says, "If I drink this will I get a fishbuck?" Shark shrugs in response and Jon restates that if he sees a fishbuck he will drink the blend.

TTS: "What do you guys think of the areolas?"

Jon: "What's that?"

Rest of fish: *continuous laughter*

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waffle said:
She's a super autistic injuin from the south west. It's pretty much a forgone conclusion that her home life is/was a total disaster. I kind of expect one of the reasons she's so in it to win it is that 20-30 grand buys a lot of fire water back on the reservation.
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To save the reservation, she must learn the Weeb Man's ways, cater to his fetishes, steal his toys.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
With the dress shirt and the suspenders Jon looks like he's completing his Amish transformation.
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Do we actually know much about Jons background? I know he has a sister and all. Maybe Jon is Amish and this is his rumspringa? I mean he has signs of inbreeding. Maybe his upstanding morality is just a result of being Amish? Maybe Sam or Jet should ask him to make some furniture to prove this theory.
 
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Fish continue to talk on the couch while Jon holds a powerful handgun. Damiel receives a loot crate filled with beer. Jon points his toy gun at Letty and her baby, asking her to hand it to him. She refuses. Jon then calls the catholic church bad and pedophilic. "Pedophilic mothewfuckews." Letty talks about the guns she's shot, and Jon mentions that he owns a glock.

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Lowercase I internet said:
Fish continue to talk on the couch while Jon holds a powerful handgun. Damiel receives a loot crate filled with beer. Jon points his toy gun at Letty and her baby, asking her to hand it to him. She refuses. Jon then calls the catholic church bad and pedophilic. "Pedophilic mothewfuckews." Letty talks about the guns she's shot, and Jon mentions that he owns a glock.

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Is he lying or the US just give guns to every retard who asks for one?
 
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ToddleDoddle said:
Another plushy for Josie, this time a bear. Whoever came up with the fish toy is a genius.
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If you could pay to take them away from her, that would be amazing. Force the pro josie simps and the anti josie haters to throw money at you. I will give them credit for taking advantage of all the unexpected simpery/josie love.
I didn't like josie much at first, but she's grown on me alot.
 
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Vance keeps getting up and checking if he's being listened to in Bedroom 1, absolutely mindbroken. Violetta is haunting the narrative.

edit: FT 01:58: He checks again.
FT 02:19: And again, this is at the least the fourth time I've seen him do this.
FT 02:28: Fifth time.
 
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