Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Summary - Negotiations stalled, whining abt the initial deal he rejected, huge shade on Rumble's clunky platform, Rumble must "make up the gap" from YT bc "I will be one of the top 3 creators on Rumble" (hmmm how's that goin' ?), "I am working on this channel 24 hours/day" (are you now?), "I am not the kind of guy who chases views" (we noticed). Also, notable: 1) Some nerd talk about CPMs and why Rumble's viewer counts are wonky; 2) A clear reliance on Locals sub $. Subs were 5900 at the time.
Someone who takes their business "very very seriously" doesn't solicit/encourage nudes from their fan base Nick.

This is not the kind of conversation a conservative entertainer should be having if he's also easily butthurt when people question the health of his relationship.
Is he including himself in this? Doesn't he usually flail around and screech "I'm a libertarian!" if someone even suggests he's conservative?
 
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None of this has anything to do with Nick though. Nick suffers from a debilitating "heat allergy" which expresses itself the most during cold winters.
And is yet not triggered by hot tubs. Those are totally fine. I guess the water rinses off the allergy.
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In relaity, I'm just me, straightforward and honest.
Oh come on.
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Nick, why is your wife buying new sunglasses every weekend?
We're going to find out she has as many sunglasses as Imelda Marcos had shoes.
"I will be one of the top 3 creators on Rumble" (hmmm how's that goin' ?)
Maybe he had Crowder bumped off to move one notch closer.
Is he including himself in this? Doesn't he usually flail around and screech "I'm a libertarian!" if someone even suggests he's conservative?
His hedonistic degeneracy spiral certainly does indicate similarity to a lolbert.
Conspiracy Theories
These guys make the dumbest A&N retards look like a brain trust.
 
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Good on COOM-A-LOT for not patronizing Nick's show after being blown off twice.
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Coomy isn’t that smart and it’s not an intentional snub. He’s racing this weekend. Nick apparently asked him in advance unlike several weeks ago when Nick just assumed he‘d be on and advertised it, then Coomy stiffed him for a race.
 
Overall Take Away: 1) He's probably pocketing around $1.3M, conservatively, IF (big if) he's maintaining 5000 Locals subs - that's $300K/year. 2) It's astonishing to see how motivated and ambitious he was to make it all work properly. How quickly they fall.

Nick has always talked about how his lolcows paypigs are his backbone back when he was newly reinstated from his youtube ban, saying that lolcows will sustain him even if he lost everything in superchats, I just think its truly crazy (like people mentally ill) to pay him even $5 a month for locals, let alone the superchatters and what they were giving just to get a toast or a comment read, pretty wild. But I guess there are people that pay for OnlyFans too just to see some photos and talk to a hired agent answering DM's pretending to be the chick, so people will pay for anything.

Rumble ,on the other hand, must be regretting the hell out of that contract lmao, no wonder they're inflating his viewership numbers. Kind of funny he has that income coming in from Rumble/Locals alone but still grifted the GSG to pay randazza becaues "it's NOT me, I hate doing it, but people in locals have suggested I do"

Anyways. always interesting and wild to see how fast and hard he continues to fall in the past 6 months from a distance. Cheers.
 
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@CAMELOT331 I use to be an electrician...I can talk you through it if you would like.

This seems pretty incredulous.

Is she temporarily stealing dudes' powers Kirby-style through their penis?

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Kind of funny he has that income coming in from Rumble/Locals alone but still grifted the GSG to pay randazza becaues "it's NOT me, I hate doing it, but people in locals have suggested I do"
Well duh, how can he afford that Ducati donormobile if people don't fund him hiring one of the premier First Amendment lolyers to defend his abjectly stupid activities?
This seems pretty incredulous.
Incredible. Not incredulous. Incredulous is what the person seeing the incredible statement is. Incredulous means not believing it. Incredible means it is unbelievable. It's like imply/infer. The speaker implies. The reader infers.

Quit committing these WORD CRIMES.
 
I predict the next big lolcow event for lolyer boy will be when it to contract renewal time. With the new Crowder drama, I bet Rumble will be forced to take some drastic measures to cut their losses and Nick may be on the chopping block.
I’m personally hoping the next big event is proof coming out of him or our wife fucking someone it’s only a matter of time
Well duh, how can he afford that Ducati donormobile if people don't fund him hiring one of the premier First Amendment lolyers to defend his abjectly stupid activities?

Incredible. Not incredulous. Incredulous is what the person seeing the incredible statement is. Incredulous means not believing it. Incredible means it is unbelievable. It's like imply/infer. The speaker implies. The reader infers.

Quit committing these WORD CRIMES.
i inferred that your mother was a whore when she asked me for money after she sucked my massive dong
 
1) He's probably pocketing around $1.3M, conservatively, IF (big if) he's maintaining 5000 Locals subs - that's $300K/year.
My guess is he's probably under 5k subs. I would be surprised if the peak was much higher than the 5.9k he announced. The main reasons to subscribe to the Locals were to a) support him after he got banned from YouTube, but he's now unbanned and bragging about how much money he makes, b) participate in the Locals chat, but it seems participation is down and even the hardcore users have decamped elsewhere because of internecine feuding, and c) I guess watch the Locals exclusive streams, but those are at very inconvenient times unless you're in Australia or Asia or something.

2) It's astonishing to see how motivated and ambitious he was to make it all work properly. How quickly they fall.
He was ambitious back in late 2022 when he had his genius plan to make the channel about "relationships" (sex) and drugs and other debauchery. Around the New Year it looks like he decided to leave that content for the Friday streams. The other streams he does about the news or whatever he very clearly doesn't care about and does on autopilot.

(Please forgive the bad synchronization)
Is there something wrong with this video or is the twitch turning into a bounce? WTF?
 
I at least respect your grammar. Although I banged your grammaw. Don't even bother with the she's dead thing, I already had a necrophilia comeback.
But she died 10 years ago and was cremated. Well what was left of her was. Poor old bird had a heart attack and died in the tub. They didn't find her for two weeks. I am told what was left was more like soup at that point. She was also 500 pounds. And was burned horribly over 90% of her body when she was a girl. And had leprosy, the old whore.

She also had AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS.
 
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My guess is he's probably under 5k subs. I would be surprised if the peak was much higher than the 5.9k he announced. The main reasons to subscribe to the Locals were to a) support him after he got banned from YouTube, but he's now unbanned and bragging about how much money he makes, b) participate in the Locals chat, but it seems participation is down and even the hardcore users have decamped elsewhere because of internecine feuding, and c) I guess watch the Locals exclusive streams, but those are at very inconvenient times unless you're in Australia or Asia or something.


He was ambitious back in late 2022 when he had his genius plan to make the channel about "relationships" (sex) and drugs and other debauchery. Around the New Year it looks like he decided to leave that content for the Friday streams. The other streams he does about the news or whatever he very clearly doesn't care about and does on autopilot.


Is there something wrong with this video or is the twitch turning into a bounce? WTF?

Shocker that when $100 super chats started rolling in tonight on his stream like old times from a bunch of dudes asking for toasts and praising him for being "the truth", he made sure to take his grand old time switching over to rumble exclusive LMAO. 2 Hours before he finally moved over

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Shocker that when $100 super chats started rolling in tonight on his stream like old times from a bunch of dudes asking for toasts and praising him for being "the truth", he made sure to take his grand old time switching over to rumble exclusive LMAO. 2 Hours before he finally moved over

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These people are more pathetic than simps who give women money on Only Fans.
 
Shocker that when $100 super chats started rolling in tonight on his stream like old times from a bunch of dudes asking for toasts and praising him for being "the truth", he made sure to take his grand old time switching over to rumble exclusive LMAO. 2 Hours before he finally moved over

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What time did those come in? Something feels off, I tried flipping through the stream real quick but I guess he didn't feel the need to give these whales their own SC banner when they donated.
 
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What time did those come in? Something feels off, I tried flipping through the stream real quick but I guess he didn't feel the need to give these whales their own SC banner when they donated.
That one came towards the end at like 1h 53m but the $100's stay on the top of the chat you can click on them to read since they take so long to fade out.

Also, Dick Masterson is really not funny and very annoying from what I just watched on the stream - I ddin't really know much about him or heard him talk before

Just went back on rumble for 10 mins and he was showing a Crowder video from Tiktok and walking a fine line as to not say anything bad about Crowder.
 
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