Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

I’m new to Fatrick so go easy on me asking such an obvious question but why doesn’t he just change his phone number? I know not responding is too much to ask from a lolcow but surely changing your number is an easy fix.

Have you so totally failed to understand this fat lonely man's mentality? He may claim it's because he doesn't want the idiots to win (even though trolls literally win any time their target responds), but it's really because he's so gay that his anus demands all the cocks, and he can only get all the cocks by responding to every single cock coming toward his anus by. . .

you get the idea.

 

[Black Cat2]

I wouldn't be surprised if that DLTIW doesn't even mean that, and it's just some old passcode or something his grandparents wrote down and didn't ever take down because they got dementia.

Pat's life mantra being from a slogan written in Sharpie on a forgotten piece of paper that probably doesn't even mean what he thinks it means is just so... perfect.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Niki had to stop making her $5/month political contributions for some reason. You’ll never guess where her favorite super PAC is based.

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patrick has somehow stayed at weighting 2018 kg. Good for him

 

[Easy J]

It's just some pseudo-philosophical, nostalgic garnish of an excuse he's slapping on textbook narcissistic behavior.

He's recasting his narcissism-induced stupidity as strength of character. It isn't. It just hurts him more than normies to do the intelligent thing in this situation because he has a defective personality.

Being a narcissist, his brittle little ego is invested in way more things than normal, healthy people. He's a vulnerable little bitch that has to try to "win" situations that aren't a contest and winds up looking way dumber than he'd like. His parents didn't raise him to be a thick headed buffoon. He was born that way.

He'd delibertely skin his fat little fingers trying to get out of a Chinese finger trap. Because taking them out the correct way would be "letting the idiots win" or some shit.

Pat is the idiot and he's losing big time.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

To be fair, Fatrick is so fucking dumb he'd probably give out his new phone number within a month or two

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Also his parents apparently invented the hashtag decades before twitter was even a thing.

>be Pat's parents
>be resting on your laurels from inventing the hashtag and being the best school counselor/gay bullriding rodeo clown in history
>get swatted repeatedly by your son in his plot to sue the Milwaukee Police to pay Quasi

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Also his parents apparently invented the hashtag decades before twitter was even a thing.

Dick move from the parents, telling their idiot son to never win at anything.
No wonder he is a fat ball of impotent rage.

 

[Nod Flenders]

"Change my phone number? No, child. You little baby child. You sniveling infant child baby child. I will never stop. I will never rest. My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson and upon my parent's fridge rests a magnet that reads "WISCONSIN DELLS - LAKE DELTON" with little clay pine trees. It reminds me to never relent. To never show mercy. I am terror. I am the night." - Fatrick, probably

Two things will never change about Patrick. The first is his incredible stupidity. The second thing is that he is fat.

 

[Broadside]

He's a vulnerable little bitch that has to tryto "win" situations that aren't a contest and winds up looking way dumber than he'd like.

And that's why we love him

 

[NaggotFigger]

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Also his parents apparently invented the hashtag decades before twitter was even a thing.

You sure about that, Fatrick? Yeah, right. Pics or it is a lie.
"You insolent child, there's no need of a proof that I have told the truth that it's a family mantra. The Tomlinson family is the greatest of all time, and you, petty child, are nothing to the might of the mantra."
Oh, fatty, you have the most wimpiest punch, and that you are also FAAAATTTT. You would definitely retreat back to your Twitter and whine if you have ever saw a tougher guy who managed to hurt you with words.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

#DLTIW

Don't Let Tubby Ingest Windex

It was a reminder to lock the cleaning supplies cabinet because little Patty Cakes couldn't stop trying to eat or drink everything, and his parents were worried about longterm mental effects.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’m new to Fatrick so go easy on me asking such an obvious question but why doesn’t he just change his phone number? I know not responding is too much to ask from a lolcow but surely changing your number is an easy fix.

He doesn't even have to change his number. He could just make it so unknown numbers don't ring, and ignore/block texts from the pests. But he can't.

I swear someone somewhere told him that he couldn't do SOMETHING because he hadn't told someone to stop or something, and so he replies with his cut and paste each time.

 

[polyester]

He could just make it so unknown numbers don't ring

He can't do that, because any day now a big publisher or movie studio will call him and offer 1 billion dollars for the rights to his genius literary works, and he'll be rich and famous.

 

[Broadside]

He can't do that, because any day now a big publisher or movie studio will call him and offer 1 billion dollars for the rights to his genius literary works, and he'll be rich and famous.

It's literally this that's the sad thing, and I think deep down he knows if he raches out to publishers to tell them he's got a new number he may get a narcissistic injury and a reality check when they answer "Patrick... who?"

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Dose Fatrick even have a publisher any more.
Thought he had been dropped due to poor sales.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

#DLTIW

Don't Let Tubby Ingest Windex

It was a reminder to lock the cleaning supplies cabinet because little Patty Cakes couldn't stop trying to eat or drink everything, and his parents were worried about longterm mental effects.

Aren't you supposed to leave "the" out of the abbreviations? Not my first language, but it feels more natural to me. Feel free to erect the record, atalkers.

#DeadbeatLardTitsIsWrong

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Aren't you supposed to leave "the" out of the abbreviations? Not my first language, but it feels more natural to me. Feel free to erect the record, atalkers.

#DeadbeatLardTitsIsWrong

At the very least if you're going for an acronym you could leave it in but make it lowercase, so DLtIW if you wanted it to be said "Diltiew". It should be DLIW though, you're right and your English is better than No Pubisher Pat.

Dose Fatrick even have a publisher any more.
Thought he had been dropped due to poor sales.

Yes, Pat has no publisher, he got his Tor deal when people thought that if you had a lot of Twitter followers that meant you had a following. He got two books into a trilogy that Tor couldn't even be bothered to let him finish as an ebook only release, which I would imagine has next to no production costs. Cover art, dyslexic editor...that's it?

Is it better to have gotten a publishing deal and fail at your dream, or never to have gotten one and still have the vision of a better future and the drive to work towards it?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

At the very least if you're going for an acronym you could leave it in but make it lowercase, so DLtIW if you wanted it to be said "Diltiew". It should be DLIW though, you're right and your English is better than No Pubisher Pat.


Yes, Pat has no publisher, he got his Tor deal when people thought that if you had a lot of Twitter followers that meant you had a following. He got two books into a trilogy that Tor couldn't even be bothered to let him finish as an ebook only release, which I would imagine has next to no production costs. Cover art, dyslexic editor...that's it?

Is it better to have gotten a publishing deal and fail at your dream, or never to have gotten one and still have the vision of a better future and the drive to work towards it?

I would say it's worse to fail 2 books in to your trilogy and never finish it, than not to get started at all.
As that says to people there was something very wrong with your work.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I would say it's worse to fail 2 books in to your trilogy and never finish it, than not to get started at all.
As that says to people there was something very wrong with your work.

Totally, and when you add in the embarrassing “tag this publisher and tell them you want to see part 3” and the continued silence in response..that’s rough lol.

Even so what gets me about pat is he won’t do the right thing unless enough people are watching. For the poor shmucks that actually bought the first two books and enjoyed them, you’d think he’d finish and self publish the trilogy. Just for the few fans he has, or to make a complete set of his work.

 

[Law]

he'll be rich and famous

Patrick with money would be hilarious. A whole fleet of Rustangs. Endless lolsuits.

Even so what gets me about pat is he won’t do the right thing unless enough people are watching.

We're watching. He could do it and impress all us atalkers.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Totally, and when you add in the embarrassing “tag this publisher and tell them you want to see part 3” and the continued silence in response..that’s rough lol.

Even so what gets me about pat is he won’t do the right thing unless enough people are watching. For the poor shmucks that actually bought the first two books and enjoyed them, you’d think he’d finish and self publish the trilogy. Just for the few fans he has, or to make a complete set of his work.

A lot snobs tens to look down on self publishing. They say it's because of standards but it's really because they get no advance