Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Sally was an electrician?

Sure. One day, after much effort, she finally figured out how to operate a light switch. She then bestowed upon herself that title.

Looks like Dick was doing some work on Ralph during his visit after all.

Ethan Ralph announces he has "squashed the beef with Rekieta".

On the one hand, if true, this is one of the smarter moves by Dick, because that shitshow was all on Ralph. Glad to see that finally dawned on Dick. Lord knows he spent enough trying to guilt trip Rekieta into being nice to Ralph, when the biggest barrier was Ralph.

On the other hand, if it leads to Ralph being brought back into the Rekieta fold, Nick is officially dumber than Ralph's horse bride than ran away. Ralph is still an unstable fat fuck that could cause problems at any moment.

I think a reasonable "middle-ground" would be that the two put aside their differences and just do their own thing separately. Maybe it's less funny that way, but lord know neither one of them need more enemies/critics.

 

[Maude Snew]

Just unbelievable how blatantly Rekieta lies these days.

What the fuck is wrong with that idiot.

He's gotten so bad someone better check his basement for meat processing equipment. And maybe the wife got that surgery to get into the natural gas import/export business. One thing's for certain though he has gained wait and looks bloated.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Sure. One day, after much effort, she finally figured out how to operate a light switch. She then bestowed upon herself that title.


On the one hand, if true, this is one of the smarter moves by Dick, because that shitshow was all on Ralph. Glad to see that finally dawned on Dick. Lord knows he spent enough trying to guilt trip Rekieta into being nice to Ralph, when the biggest barrier was Ralph.

On the other hand, if it leads to Ralph being brought back into the Rekieta fold, Nick is officially dumber than Ralph's horse bride than ran away. Ralph is still an unstable fat fuck that could cause problems at any moment.

I think a reasonable "middle-ground" would be that the two put aside their differences and just do their own thing separately. Maybe it's less funny that way, but lord know neither one of them need more enemies/critics.

Sally just seems to have multiple personalities at times...
My prediction:
Nick and Ralph get in a fight later. Probably after Ralph looses his shit over a minor issue.

 

[200MB]

Pushing through the back-log:

There really are no normal people left in Nick's locals are there? It's just a 24/7 schizo stream on consciousness at this point.

 

[Captain Manning]

My prediction:
Nick and Ralph get in a fight later. Probably after Ralph looses his shit over a minor issue.

Oh, that goes without saying!

That could be mitigated somewhat if they stay the fuck away from each other though. It really would be the smartest move for both of them.

Sadly, I think Dick will push his luck and want them to be on shows together now. This will be a test to see just how retarded Nick has become.

 

[Strix454]

On the other hand, if it leads to Ralph being brought back into the Rekieta fold, Nick is officially dumber than Ralph's horse bride than ran away. Ralph is still an unstable fat fuck that could cause problems at any moment.

I would guess that, minus horse, Ralph is so desperate and depends so much on Dick right now that he would agree to anything Dick said.

 

[SargonF00t]

I would guess that, minus horse, Ralph is so desperate and depends so much on Dick right now that he would agree to anything Dick said.

I wonder if Dick got Ralph to make up with Rekieta, so that they could all be at one of Dick's future Road Rage events, without unbearable tension.

 

[Thugnificent]

Looks like Dick was doing some work on Ralph during his visit after all.

Ethan Ralph announces he has "squashed the beef with Rekieta".

View attachment 5098811
Twitter | Archive

Holy shit, the horse buck broke him.

Weird Technobabble

"Locals explains bit flipping, poorly"

 

[Anticipointment]

Ethan Ralph announces he has "squashed the beef with Rekieta".

Nick has fallen so far that Ralph is able stop his jealousy driven seethe & cope long enough to take pity upon him.

Kinda funny since he's taking the same approach that Nick is with his friends. At best Null is holding out that Nick can recover from his lolcow behavior or still respects Nick despite his colossal fuck up.

Not “friends”. Never were.

Egalitarian self-medicates her mental illness:

All of these people are on some kind of drugs, “prescription” or otherwise, all of the time.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has fallen so far that Ralph is able stop his jealousy driven seethe & cope long enough to take pity upon him.

Nah, I think @Strix454's theory is the correct one. Dick probably impressed upon Ralph that he's near rock bottom, and it's time to start building bridges instead of burning them.

Agreeing to that is uncharacteristic for Ralph, but he's also in pretty bad shape now (the people on-site who tend to follow Ralph the most have said they've never seen him this bad before - i.e. @Haru Okumura), and I don't think he wants to lose Daddy Dax. He simply doesn't have many allies left. But for Fuentes, he probably wouldn't even have a show.

 

[MudPeople]

- Nick is NOT dyeing his hair. 'A lot of people' think he is but they are wrong. Kayla likes grey. Where are these people? I can confirm it is not in LOCALS...

So that's why LR was flirting with Branca on that stream.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nah, I think @Strix454's theory is the correct one. Dick probably impressed upon Ralph that he's near rock bottom, and it's time to start building bridges instead of burning them.

You’re probably right there. Imagine being so down bad that Dick has to be the voice of guidance & reason in one’s life.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why would he bring this up? He definitely isn’t reading his thread.

I do appreciate the fact that we can discuss something here and if he doesn't respond to it unprompted on a hot tub or kitchen copestream, we can rely on one of the Locals posters to bring it up to him.

On the one hand, if true, this is one of the smarter moves by Dick, because that shitshow was all on Ralph. Glad to see that finally dawned on Dick. Lord knows he spent enough trying to guilt trip Rekieta into being nice to Ralph, when the biggest barrier was Ralph.

On the other hand, if it leads to Ralph being brought back into the Rekieta fold, Nick is officially dumber than Ralph's horse bride than ran away. Ralph is still an unstable fat fuck that could cause problems at any moment.

I think a reasonable "middle-ground" would be that the two put aside their differences and just do their own thing separately. Maybe it's less funny that way, but lord know neither one of them need more enemies/critics.

Yeah, unfortunately I think Nick just brushed him off with a "Sure Ralph, apology accepted" and will move on.

I hold out some hope that he'll go back on Ralph's stream as a guest, or they'll both call in to Dick's show at some point. I think he recognizes that Ralph is too much of a loose cannon to let on his stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's latest car stream video was flopped visually, but I was able to confirm that he passed a marker for highway 40, west of Wilmar. This is the opposite side that Spicer is on, and about 15 - 35 minutes' drive away from his home.

I could comb through it for better markers, but without an idea of what he might be out in that direction to do, it would just be geographic coordinates without a point.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Got me curious as to what deep burning questions this guy had that would warrant him spending $400 in the span of like 5 minutes, and well...
View attachment 5098648
I wonder if he was too sloshed and snuck an extra 0 in all of them, bet he's gonna regret more than just the hangover this morning! Nick let those chats linger for a good little bit too, I guess even the $100-tier chats don't warrant an immediate response anymore, our boy has truly made it.

Zogbots sure are dumb.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Reading is hard.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16264983

it is, this thread moves too fast and i'm not autistic enough (and have an actual life) to read 100+ new posts every visit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

it is, this thread moves too fast and i'm not autistic enough (and have an actual life) to read 100+ new posts every visit.

The 'highlights' feature is made for this purpose.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Nick, why is your wife buying new sunglasses every weekend?

I would guess it is because of the many black eyes she gets from Nick during his drunken stupors. Allegedly!

Maybe she means her psychic consulted the tarot cards, and it turns out in a past life she was an electrician.

If that stupid cunt is an electrician I'm STCW V-2 certified

 

[Shush]

Haven't watched Rekieta in months, but heard he made up with Ralph so pulled some clips from what's being referenced.

Ralph:

Spoiler: Bonus - Crowder/Dick Masterson/Nick

Crowder:

Nick describes the Ralphamale life-style just wants to smile:

Comedy stylings of Dick Masterson:

 

[RotPockets]

Comedy stylings of Dick Masterson Gallagher