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I think the tts in the que play and they have no way to stop it. Jet told them to turn the TTS off a couple nights ago and they kept going for at least 15-20 minutes.
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She may be a fat, disgusting whore, but she's not a cannibal.
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They're never going to believe Letty ate that much.
edit: She definitely didn't, when Jon brings it up she pipes in immediately and says she doesn't know how many she ate and wasn't counting. She says she doesn't deserve the prize but she's not gonna give it up either. I don't blame her.
edit: She definitely didn't, when Jon brings it up she pipes in immediately and says she doesn't know how many she ate and wasn't counting. She says she doesn't deserve the prize but she's not gonna give it up either. I don't blame her.
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Contestants are starting to doubt they’re even going to get money and think things are rigged against them.
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Huh, I wonder why? Everything has been above board so far...
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HAHAHA!
I was right, his bussiness card must really be writen with a speech impediment. God bless this fish and may he continue producing content.
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>TikTok, Omegle, Lil Leep, Discord LIGHT and multiple Twitter tabs all on screen
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He should consider suicide immediately.
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Recap of Goldstriker's hot dog eating contest + Camino's mini-challenge.
Sam tells Jon to "not touch the sharks" and to "not tickle anybody." Sam says "we're bumping the prize up, 25 thousand" instead of the current 20 thousand. He says "Should we bump up to 30? I'm jewish." "We'll do 30, we'll bump it up to 30." "Now you have a one in six chance... actually one in five chance, because there is a plant." "You have a one in five chance to win 30 thousand after five weeks."
Sam tells Jon to set the oven to 500 degrees, because they have "some very hungry guests coming by." "We also have business maven Camino coming." "We'll keep it light, we'll have one fishbuck." He says "whoever retains the most knowledge from Camino's seminar" gets one fishbuck. This will be tonight's mini-challenge.
Sam addresses the unplanned parenthood challenge. He says "Vance and Letty, oh... Vance, you were told to take care of that black baby. You were told to cherish that black baby." "You left, I saw that black baby..." referring to the oven incident. "Here's the deal, you have to be punished." "The next fishbuck you earn, I'll be giving that to a black woman of my choice outside the house." "Also, you two are responsible for the most demented..." he laughs and reprimands Violetta for shaking babies.
"Jon, your baby was legally dead." "We are down two contestants. Were that not the case, someone would be eliminated today." TTS keeps going off throughout all of this, Sam opens the basement the door and yells at them to turn off TTS. "Jon, yours is the worst. You baby got shaken, left hang out to dry..." then tells him he would be eliminated today if Mauro hadn't left. He gives Josie and Damiel a fishbuck each because they were "taking care of seven babies" including the plushies. He commends Sylvia for being the second best parent and tells her someone will leave at the end of this week, that he wants it to be her, and that she needs to step it up.
Sam asks Jon how many pushups he did today, Jon answers "I did fouwty." Sam goes outside and comes back with a huge bag of frozen hot dogs, then hams it up yelling "This is going to be such an epic night!!! Weiners!!!" and so on. Everyone starts cooking, Sam yells "and oh yeah, you all need to start to waking up earlier, can't sleep till one pm anymore." Everyone hurriedly cooks up the weiners as Sam lays on the couch with his feet up on it.
Sam yells "you have five minutes and fifteen seconds! Let's go!!!" from the couch, gets up and goes upstairs. He comes back down and goes "hm-hm-hmm!!!" at the sight of these terribly undercooked hot dogs. They're probably the cheapest ones they could find. "Now let's start counting this out. Who's my top counter? Is it Josie?" Sam says "we got some hungry animals coming in, and they don't care about germs, not one bit." Jon asks if they're german shepherds, no response from Sam.
"Mentor Camino" comes in looking like a schlubby Che Guevara. Sam reminds them that they need to retain the most information if they want to get the fishbuck. "Now listen, that's prize one, prize two... I gotta check on the status of these hungry hogs coming here."
Sam asks what the count is, the answer is 34 hot dogs. Sam goes check on the "hungry animals" and comes back empty-handed: "Turns out those hungry animals are nowhere to be found, what do you think about that. All these hot dogs... I guess we'll just have to eat 'em!" Jon and Sylvia tap out immediately, Jon says he doesn't eat pork (lmao), Sylvia says she's never eaten a hot dog in her life. Sam ups the ante to 4 fishbucks and tries to reassure people that the dogs are safe. "Listen, I eat 'em all the time." This is a lie... I hope.
He gives the girls a handicap after Sylvia tries to eat and struggles with the dogs: "The girls' 80% counts for the guys' 100%." As they eat this absurd half-cooked slop, Camino mumbles about finances. He does not sound like he knows what he's talking about and is dressed like he just stumbled out of bed. "You guys know how Sam is making a certain amount of money throughout this whole project? And then he has his projected spending..." his tone of voice is like that of a pothead and not a "business maven," as Sam put it. He reads something from his phone.
Jon is sitting there in his Tate pose and Camino asks him questions. He regurgitates whatever he heard on YouTube Shorts, neither of these people know what they're talking about. Everyone else is eating in silence, except for TTS which is back on and making fun of the situation. It feels insane, like a fever dream. Jon gets up and stands next to Sam by the kitchen island. Camino is still rambling: "One of the main things that's gonna help you learn under any circumstances is recognizing what is relevant to you when it comes to a skill..." Sam tells Jon to pay attention and retain the information. Jon says "I'm wetaining, I sweah to God I'm wetaining."
Sylvia and Violetta are hedging their bets on getting the one fishbuck from the seminar instead of the four from eating the dogs. They're asking Business Maven Camino questions and Violetta is writing stuff down. The red shark shows them the time left on a ticking timer. Sam bangs a lid and says "fifteen minutes left on the dogs." Violetta asks "So what are the three? It's net worth..." and he replies with "I think what would be cooler, would be to knock out the other two things because it's very simple, you lidurally cannot consider investing unless you have a least a thousand bucks..."
Jon talks about his "automatic funds," namely the "westawaunt" and his "dwopshipping website." Camino is back to rambling. Sam says "two minutes, folks." "If this were me, I'd be double-fisting dogs!" "If you throw up, it still counts!" This is good news for Vance, who is on the verge on regurgitating everything all over the kitchen island. He's pacing and huffing. The timer goes off, Sam says "one minute."
Sam's tally: Damiel ate thirteen, Violetta ate twelve, Josie ate eleven, Vance ate ten. the girls win because of the handicap. Letty is first, Josie is second. Sam encourages people to check the footage and he'll give the fishbucks to their rightful owner. Sam says that he will "punish Letty beyond belief" if she is lying. I remember Damiel saying he ate twelve at first.
Everyone but Sam goes to Bedroom 2 and Camino's seminar goes on. This night's joke is to feed all the fish (except Jon) way too many barely thawed hot dogs then make them listen to an idiot talk about finances. As a bonus, Jon will take every word seriously, talking about what he knows about finances as well. The babies cry in the background. TTS is going off. Welcome to "Getting Cozy w/ Nick Camino." Remember: The Cell challenge was also known as Getting Cozy, and also happened in Bedroom 2.
Jon finally says "do you want me to go get the babies?" Camino says "oh, yeah" and Jon puts the babies away in Bedroom 1. Vance reveals he has a joint account with his girlfriend. Camino asks what day is it, none of the fish know. Jon guesses that it's either "the 28th or the 29th."
I'm not writing down like, 95% of Camino's babbling. It is truly non-stop and goes nowhere.
TTS says "A hot dog rolled off Letty's plate but she kept counting." Violetta considers this for a while then says "wait... I think a hot dog did roll off my plate." Camino says she's okay because she's still got the automatic funds, whatever that means. He starts rambling again.
After way too much of this, Camino thanks their presence and leaves. They go downstairs and clean the kitchen and living room.
Sam tells Jon to "not touch the sharks" and to "not tickle anybody." Sam says "we're bumping the prize up, 25 thousand" instead of the current 20 thousand. He says "Should we bump up to 30? I'm jewish." "We'll do 30, we'll bump it up to 30." "Now you have a one in six chance... actually one in five chance, because there is a plant." "You have a one in five chance to win 30 thousand after five weeks."
Sam tells Jon to set the oven to 500 degrees, because they have "some very hungry guests coming by." "We also have business maven Camino coming." "We'll keep it light, we'll have one fishbuck." He says "whoever retains the most knowledge from Camino's seminar" gets one fishbuck. This will be tonight's mini-challenge.
Sam addresses the unplanned parenthood challenge. He says "Vance and Letty, oh... Vance, you were told to take care of that black baby. You were told to cherish that black baby." "You left, I saw that black baby..." referring to the oven incident. "Here's the deal, you have to be punished." "The next fishbuck you earn, I'll be giving that to a black woman of my choice outside the house." "Also, you two are responsible for the most demented..." he laughs and reprimands Violetta for shaking babies.
"Jon, your baby was legally dead." "We are down two contestants. Were that not the case, someone would be eliminated today." TTS keeps going off throughout all of this, Sam opens the basement the door and yells at them to turn off TTS. "Jon, yours is the worst. You baby got shaken, left hang out to dry..." then tells him he would be eliminated today if Mauro hadn't left. He gives Josie and Damiel a fishbuck each because they were "taking care of seven babies" including the plushies. He commends Sylvia for being the second best parent and tells her someone will leave at the end of this week, that he wants it to be her, and that she needs to step it up.
Sam asks Jon how many pushups he did today, Jon answers "I did fouwty." Sam goes outside and comes back with a huge bag of frozen hot dogs, then hams it up yelling "This is going to be such an epic night!!! Weiners!!!" and so on. Everyone starts cooking, Sam yells "and oh yeah, you all need to start to waking up earlier, can't sleep till one pm anymore." Everyone hurriedly cooks up the weiners as Sam lays on the couch with his feet up on it.
Sam yells "you have five minutes and fifteen seconds! Let's go!!!" from the couch, gets up and goes upstairs. He comes back down and goes "hm-hm-hmm!!!" at the sight of these terribly undercooked hot dogs. They're probably the cheapest ones they could find. "Now let's start counting this out. Who's my top counter? Is it Josie?" Sam says "we got some hungry animals coming in, and they don't care about germs, not one bit." Jon asks if they're german shepherds, no response from Sam.
"Mentor Camino" comes in looking like a schlubby Che Guevara. Sam reminds them that they need to retain the most information if they want to get the fishbuck. "Now listen, that's prize one, prize two... I gotta check on the status of these hungry hogs coming here."
Sam asks what the count is, the answer is 34 hot dogs. Sam goes check on the "hungry animals" and comes back empty-handed: "Turns out those hungry animals are nowhere to be found, what do you think about that. All these hot dogs... I guess we'll just have to eat 'em!" Jon and Sylvia tap out immediately, Jon says he doesn't eat pork (lmao), Sylvia says she's never eaten a hot dog in her life. Sam ups the ante to 4 fishbucks and tries to reassure people that the dogs are safe. "Listen, I eat 'em all the time." This is a lie... I hope.
He gives the girls a handicap after Sylvia tries to eat and struggles with the dogs: "The girls' 80% counts for the guys' 100%." As they eat this absurd half-cooked slop, Camino mumbles about finances. He does not sound like he knows what he's talking about and is dressed like he just stumbled out of bed. "You guys know how Sam is making a certain amount of money throughout this whole project? And then he has his projected spending..." his tone of voice is like that of a pothead and not a "business maven," as Sam put it. He reads something from his phone.
Jon is sitting there in his Tate pose and Camino asks him questions. He regurgitates whatever he heard on YouTube Shorts, neither of these people know what they're talking about. Everyone else is eating in silence, except for TTS which is back on and making fun of the situation. It feels insane, like a fever dream. Jon gets up and stands next to Sam by the kitchen island. Camino is still rambling: "One of the main things that's gonna help you learn under any circumstances is recognizing what is relevant to you when it comes to a skill..." Sam tells Jon to pay attention and retain the information. Jon says "I'm wetaining, I sweah to God I'm wetaining."
Sylvia and Violetta are hedging their bets on getting the one fishbuck from the seminar instead of the four from eating the dogs. They're asking Business Maven Camino questions and Violetta is writing stuff down. The red shark shows them the time left on a ticking timer. Sam bangs a lid and says "fifteen minutes left on the dogs." Violetta asks "So what are the three? It's net worth..." and he replies with "I think what would be cooler, would be to knock out the other two things because it's very simple, you lidurally cannot consider investing unless you have a least a thousand bucks..."
Jon talks about his "automatic funds," namely the "westawaunt" and his "dwopshipping website." Camino is back to rambling. Sam says "two minutes, folks." "If this were me, I'd be double-fisting dogs!" "If you throw up, it still counts!" This is good news for Vance, who is on the verge on regurgitating everything all over the kitchen island. He's pacing and huffing. The timer goes off, Sam says "one minute."
Sam's tally: Damiel ate thirteen, Violetta ate twelve, Josie ate eleven, Vance ate ten. the girls win because of the handicap. Letty is first, Josie is second. Sam encourages people to check the footage and he'll give the fishbucks to their rightful owner. Sam says that he will "punish Letty beyond belief" if she is lying. I remember Damiel saying he ate twelve at first.
Everyone but Sam goes to Bedroom 2 and Camino's seminar goes on. This night's joke is to feed all the fish (except Jon) way too many barely thawed hot dogs then make them listen to an idiot talk about finances. As a bonus, Jon will take every word seriously, talking about what he knows about finances as well. The babies cry in the background. TTS is going off. Welcome to "Getting Cozy w/ Nick Camino." Remember: The Cell challenge was also known as Getting Cozy, and also happened in Bedroom 2.
Jon finally says "do you want me to go get the babies?" Camino says "oh, yeah" and Jon puts the babies away in Bedroom 1. Vance reveals he has a joint account with his girlfriend. Camino asks what day is it, none of the fish know. Jon guesses that it's either "the 28th or the 29th."
I'm not writing down like, 95% of Camino's babbling. It is truly non-stop and goes nowhere.
TTS says "A hot dog rolled off Letty's plate but she kept counting." Violetta considers this for a while then says "wait... I think a hot dog did roll off my plate." Camino says she's okay because she's still got the automatic funds, whatever that means. He starts rambling again.
After way too much of this, Camino thanks their presence and leaves. They go downstairs and clean the kitchen and living room.
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I really like that Letty's willing to stir shit and cheat if given the chance. She's here to win and not be buddy-buddy. She's a turbo whore but I can't blame her. She basically guaranteed to not win, but I hope she gets far just cause I wanna see how much the other contestants will hate her by the end of this.
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It's hard to say how Chris would have been under better circumstances, but even if Chris were better off it's hard to imagine him doing something like when Jon formed the strategy to help win Damiel a fishbuck during battle royale because he hadn't gotten one yet.
Most people, even if they're not autistic/retarded and are generally decent people wouldn't be that thoughtful, he's just very good natured under all his problems.
Sadly this, plus him being so naïve and bad at reading social cues would make him extremely easy to fuck with and take advantage of and I'm sure tons of people will try to fuck with or scam him.
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We found this out like day two. Jon has been tortured endlessly for being a nice naive retard.
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This isn't faiw, Jon knew all of this befawhand!
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this is caminos whole bit
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The Fish are about to sink deeper into Sam Hyde approved Financebro mentorship with one-on-one sessions. Jon is the first to go and at this rate they should just show Sam's How to Deal With Debt video just to save the audience from receiving non contact CTE
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Wait, why was Vance the one punished, when Jon's baby was literally dead. If it was for letting letty take care of it again, than it really feels like Sam has picked Vance as his punching bag now that he knows he needs to pussyfoot around Jon lest they lose the jontent.
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I think Jon got a bit of a pass when it turned out his baby mama may have been a pedo. The baby basically died during his whole break down.
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Vance and Letty were the ones who shook Jon's baby. Vance is a giant effeminate balding fag and Letty is a gremlin woman.
RedRage
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Yeah, but that was addressed last time by Sam, right? Seems weird to punish only one of them for it now.
Edit: Along with how fucking dumb it was to punish them and call them out for it in the first place, them doing that caused the first real interesting thing to happen outside of Jon being a tard.
And that, as much as I agree, has nothing to do with it. The last thing you want on a show where you plan on putting the contestants through "hell" is for them to start to doubt they will even get paid. With the Dam shitshow and now this, I'm sure some of the less retarded ones are thinking as much.