Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

New Shane picture just dropped

Holy fucking fat and greasy. He’s so shimmering with oil, I’m fairly certain I could use his cheeks as a mirror.

Shame why are you afraid to smile with an open mouth? You fucking pussy LOL. How hard is it to show your teeth? And you call other people cowardly. Also nice neckbeard.

So, why can’t you work a job if you can think clearly, use a computer all day, and walk for miles?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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Holy fucking fat and greasy. Shame why are you afraid to smile with an open mouth? You fucking pussy LOL. How hard is it to show your teeth? And you call other people cowardly. Also nice neckbeard.

So, why can’t you work a job if you can think clearly, use a computer all day, and walk for miles?

POV: You're a 14 year old girl. You hear his voice slowly approaching to you.

"Pics or didn't happened."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Cat's must not like not having anywhere high up to rest other than on top of the fridge. Also no real work area in that kitchen. I'd also hate to cook in it too.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I think he was trying to do a REAL BIG smile that also pulls his eyes, as someone noted how fake his previous smile was.
He does listen, and he is improving... or at least making the attempt.

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Holy fucking fat and greasy. He’s so shimmering with oil, I’m fairly certain I could use his cheeks as a mirror.

Shame why are you afraid to smile with an open mouth? You fucking pussy LOL. How hard is it to show your teeth? And you call other people cowardly. Also nice neckbeard.

So, why can’t you work a job if you can think clearly, use a computer all day, and walk for miles?

That thing he's doing with his eyes all differently squinted, the wide maw, the grease... reminds me of something...

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Twitter

How Shane thinks it's going:

How it's actually going:

 

[A Sunset]

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How Shane thinks it's going:
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How it's actually going:
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Yeah cool Shame, so your Tard Handler fake GF is coming up with fantasies of me fucking you as a tranny. Is that supposed to be better? She thinks you’re a cuck faggot who will troon out and you excitedly shared it. I gotta let you guys down hard, I only fuck human beings, not grease-covered beluga whales. Your fake GF is gonna have to find another bull.


Shame has time to go on and on about his stupid fake disability that nobody cares about, much less @Octopi, because he’s lonely.

Hey Shame, did you claim to work for NASA, own three homes, and pay for Republican’s welfare?

We're also not the only ones who think Shane is an egotistical crybaby

”Shame comes off as an egotistical crybaby.” What’s it like being universally hated and mocked by everyone you talk to, even back in 2002?

 

[internet friend]

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Sending his girlfriend links to his tweets.

Why not just show it to her in person shame? Is it because she has a job like an adult and isn't at home 24/7 like you? How responsible she sounds.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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What she's going to do? Tackle us with her gunt?

 

[Lainey09]

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How Shane thinks it's going:
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How it's actually going:
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I still strongly believe she is a paid actor or Shane is forcing her to do this under duress and I won’t change my mind until Snokes can prove otherwise.

 

[A Sunset]

Why not just show it to her in person shame? Is it because she has a job like an adult and isn't at home 24/7 like you? How responsible she sounds.

She’s texting him back from the job she works to pay for his Mountain Dew merch and entire rain barrels of pure lard, which Shame consumes as a light snack inbetween his 10 daily Goyslop Feasts.

Hey Shame, how do we know you aren’t making all these conversations with this woman up? She talks suspiciously like you. I don’t even believe these text conversations are real.

The only way to confirm it is to get her on camera and say these insults on video. I don’t believe you’ll ever do that though because she isn’t your real GF, and you made up all these conversations using her phone. LOL!

 

[Octopi]

Bruh he literally screenshotted my post one minute after I posted it. Isn't it like 6pm in that part of Burgerland right now - on a Saturday, no less? And he's got nothing better to do other than sit there compulsively refreshing his own KF thread. What a guy.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane, I spent a lot of work photoshopping you out of your profile pic.
You don't even notice me anymore...
I'm le sad.

Also, a bmp is a lossless format, jpeg is compressed.
This is not a result of either, this is the result of scaling your shit quality profile pic.

The proper banter would have been to post this reaction image:

Do I gotta hold your hand through everything?

 

[Lainey09]

She’s texting him back from the job she works to pay for his Mountain Dew merch and entire rain barrels of pure lard, which Shame consumes as a light snack inbetween his 10 daily Goyslop Feasts.

Hey Shame, how do we know you aren’t making all these conversations with this woman up? She talks suspiciously like you. I don’t even believe these text conversations are real.

The only way to confirm it is to get her on camera and say these insults on video. I don’t believe you’ll ever do that though because she isn’t your real GF, and you made up all these conversations using her phone. LOL!

I’m thinking it’s his mom pretending to be his girlfriend and that’s a BEST case scenario I would say and I’m being optimistic.

 

[internet friend]

I’m thinking it’s his mom pretending to be his girlfriend and that’s a BEST case scenario I would say and I’m being optimistic.

What if she isn't pretending?

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Why not just show it to her in person shame? Is it because she has a job like an adult and isn't at home 24/7 like you? How responsible she sounds.

Shane and his forever-gf don't live together.
It's been like what, four years?
It's tough.

 

[Lainey09]

What if she isn't pretending?

Well considering Shane is trying to get us to pay him money for a sex tape of his “girlfriend” at this very moment, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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How Shane thinks it's going:
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How it's actually going:
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I'll meet you halfway

Also, a bmp is a lossless format, jpeg is compressed.
This is not a result of either, this is the result of scaling your shit quality profile pic.

Do I gotta hold your hand through everything?

You'll have to excuse him. In the 20 year history of his posts I've found online he has not once shown any technical knowledge outside or just reiterating what he saw on another site.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Wow! Congrats, Shane! In under 10 minutes, this post is now the most likes+quotes+retweets you've ever had!
How does it feel that in your 14 year @NorrathReaver twitter history, your most popular tweet is quoting your arch rival discussing you?

I think your twitter fans would really like to see that video, tbqh. You might get double digit likes on that one.
Consider it?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Well considering Shane is trying to get us to pay him money for a sex tape of his “girlfriend” at this very moment, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest.

If I wanted to watch obese mammals rut, I'd watch an Attenborough documentary on arctic seals. I don't.

 

[Simon]

He spends more time on here than all of us. Jesus, Shane, get a job. Help your gunt of a girlfriend out.