Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

Wow! Congrats, Shane! In under 10 minutes, this post is now the most likes+quotes+retweets you've ever had!
How does it feel that in your 14 year @NorrathReaver twitter history, your most popular tweet is quoting your arch rival discussing you?

Shame. Half of my posts are discussing how you’re a welfare leech and parasite. Now you’re trying to “ironically” beg the Kiwi Farms for gibs. You cannot even stop leeching for five seconds.

You would rather beg your Kiwi Farms trolls for money than get a job. You are Wings of Redemption.

Also, you’re afraid to show your fake-girlfriend on camera, and you’re talking to yourself in the fake conversations you post. Otherwise why wouldn’t you post it to own me? Pathetic and transparent.

EDIT: And, as expected, he’s too afraid to fully screenshot this post - because he’s called out for being a welfare leech. What a coward, LMFAO. You wanna shut Shame up, ask about his gibs!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I've been examining some of Shane's public Xbox clips on his account (Mountain Dew).

Here's an example of a clip he has from playing Rocket League. You can see that Shane is playing a single player game in this clip.

All of the other players are bots.

Whatever difficulty level he has them on is clearly far too low for a fair game, since he's winning 15-1 by the end of this clip.

There's something that I almost missed in the video though, and didn't notice until I was downloading the clip. Did you catch it?

I'll come back to it at the end.

One thing I did notice on my first watch of this video is that Shane is a massive Xbox fan. You can tell because he's made his wheels in Rocket League the Xbox logo.




His Forza Horizon 5 car is also Xbox themed.



Alright, let's go back to the Rocket League video. Did you catch the little detail I mentioned in that clip? It's a "blink and you'll miss it" type deal, since it only flashes very briefly on screen after both amazing goals Shane scored.

Here's a screenshot to help you:



Can we zoom in a bit on that?

What user title did Shane unlock and choose for himself in Rocket League?



I'm sorry, what? Let's enhance that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm sorry, what? Let's enhance that.

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[A Sunset]

One thing I did notice on my first watch of this video is that Shane is a massive Xbox fan. You can tell because he's made his wheels in Rocket League the Xbox logo.

Shame has such undying loyalty for a company that fired him and treated him like dirt. HR wouldn’t even respond to tell him why he got dumped. What a whipped slave.


Imagine being treated like this, and still wearing that company’s merchandise years later

I'm sorry, what? Let's enhance that.

Drift Queen. He can’t even choose a username without being a closet fag. Maybe Drift Queen will be his tranny name.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

What user title did Shane unlock and choose for himself in Rocket League?

Drift Queen. He can’t even choose a username without being a closet fag. Maybe Drift Queen will be his tranny name.

Nobody tell Cyrax he has a prospective queen out there.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Even if Microsoft had a Living Out Allowance (all three letters are capitalized Shane), the company is under no obligation to pay for it. Now what is an LOA? It's where an employer pays for any reasonable expense when you're not at work but still under company time. Such as food, travel, and hotels. You have to provide receipts to the company as well. However, Microsoft doesn't do this. They just increase how much their workers get paid as they focus on COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) for contract roles.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane Eileen Nokes: First, do you spend any time away from here? Why are you so obsessed?

Second. You *do* realize that we are not actually our avatars. Calling Nicolas “Nick” or posting ugly worm pictures like it’s a “sick burn” is moronic. The only thing that’s real is that you’re an obese moron that needs dental work.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Second. You *do* realize that we are not actually our avatars

No my name is actually Harvey Sperg. I come from a long line of Spergs. We came over on the Mayflower.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane Eileen Nokes: First, do you spend any time away from here? Why are you so obsessed?

Second. You *do* realize that we are not actually our avatars. Calling Nicolas “Nick” or posting ugly worm pictures like it’s a “sick burn” is moronic. The only thing that’s real is that you’re an obese moron that needs dental work.

I think the reason why Shane doesn't mention me is because he thinks I'm a cat.
Never mind he has.
You can say that I'm lying but people have guessed in the past where I work.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I think the reason why Shane doesn't mention me is because he thinks I'm a cat.

He’s been trying to distract you with a laser pointer for the last week.

 

[A Sunset]

Shame‘s called out @Anonymus Fluhre. An overload of , 6! But not mad.



Hey Shame, you predictably avoided my last post, faggot. Here it is again.

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Shame. Half of my posts are discussing how you’re a welfare leech and parasite. Now you’re trying to “ironically” beg the Kiwi Farms for gibs. You cannot even stop leeching for five seconds.

You would rather beg your Kiwi Farms trolls for money than get a job. You are Wings of Redemption.

Also, you’re afraid to show your fake-girlfriend on camera, and you’re talking to yourself in the fake conversations you post. Otherwise why wouldn’t you post it to own me? Pathetic and transparent.

Why are you so terrified for people to know you’re a welfare leech who refuses to get a job, even though you clearly could? Afraid of losing gibs? You’ll skip this one too, truth hurts.

 

[Lainey09]

I think the reason why Shane doesn't mention me is because he thinks I'm a cat.

Don’t tell him you aren’t it’s funnier if he thinks you’re actually a talking cat. Update: I think he knows but I’m not a hundred percent sure.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shame‘s called out @Anonymus Fluhre. An overload of , 6! But not mad.

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Hey Shame, you predictably avoided my last post, faggot. Here it is again.

He doesn't seem to know that the money from that is worth more than you'd get from an LOA. It's okay Shane. If you want, you can head on over to Thomas Wasserberg's thread and also see who well I also know the stock market.

He’s been trying to distract you with a laser pointer for the last week.

That asshole!

By the way Shane, watching any of the games tonight? Rangers are killing it, Devils all but given up. Kings are fucking up.

Given that Shane is "Disabled" Why didn't he stick with the company he claims to have worked for? I've mentioned their Disability plans. All you have to do is pay the taxes on them. Has he ever mentioned the stock you can buy from them under their ESPP program? Back when he was supposedly working for them he would have made $200 or so a share. They now offer Life Insurance, though you're better getting it through someone else, you only have it as long as you still work for the company.

Personally, here I try to not get on too many company plans as that can fuck over my taxes. Doesn't matter the company. Here the more you make the more you'll pay into due to the countries tiered system. Plus many options aren't given to contract workers. You'll also be able to set your own hours instead of working for a recruiter. You should try and stick with part time work but take as many jobs as possible as long as your contract allows for it (some have conflict of interest and some NDA clauses that can prevent it).

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Hey Shame, you predictably avoided my last post, faggot. Here it is again.

Frankly, I'm just satisfied he posted the screenshot of my one post without reading it. I wonder if or when he'll figure out he tweeted a pedo accusation uncensored because he felt confident?

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

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@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I didn't know Carrot Top had a sister.

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@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.

 

[RussianParasite]

Please don't EVER change Shane. The one thing that former lolcows do is take stock of their situation and take a step back. They are eventually forgotten.

Allison Rapp comes to mind here, but she had the sense to disappear forever and now she is a Lolcow of history. Nice to remember but she likely went on to make her life at least somewhat better

Shame. Half of my posts are discussing how you’re a welfare leech and parasite.

I was trying to @ you but couldn’t figure it out because of autism. You mentioned at one point that you live rent free in Shane’s head and I don’t think that’s true. I think you took out a mortgage a few weeks ago and have completely paid it off already, meaning you own that space outright. Semper Fi.

 

[A Sunset]

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@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.

LOL. Shame actually did it.


L/A

You know what? I ain’t even hatin, this is pretty goddamn funny and I’ve been entertained tonight. Ol’ Worm will tip his hat across the lines to Shame and his forever-girlfriend on this occasion.

The way I see it, if the American people are going to pay Shame’s bills, they should at least get content out of it.

Now stop mocking Christians mourning school shootings, supporting Jackie Singh’s crusade against an innocent Swede, and get a job, and we’ll really be getting somewhere.

And yes @RussianParasite, I should probably make a list of things I’ve now gotten this guy to do. LOL.

EDIT: I am concerned though. Shame has rage issues. This woman in the video seems nervous, like she was forced to do this. Did Shame threaten to use his “thick fist” to break her jaw, if she didn’t tell off “Worm” on tape?

Perhaps Shame said, “You fucking pig, you do what I tell yoo bish! I’m Daddy Cum Cannon an’ when I tell yoo to do something, you fuckin’ do it! Now tell Worm that he wants to fuck yoo! Smile while ya do it!” and then backhanded her with his ring hand (An Xbox Ring made of plastic). This might be a kind of hostage situation.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

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@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.

Hahahahaha

What an absolutely shame-ful video. His hideous ogre-walrus partner is in on this too? That means she knows what he does all day?

Is this the highlight of these fat creatures' lives? The fact Shame got featured on a forum that makes fun of him? "Honey, I made the big time, a bunch of people are laughing at me all at once together, rather than separately like they usually do when I'm online!"

Truly remarkable.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why are you so terrified for people to know you’re a welfare leech who refuses to get a job, even though you clearly could? Afraid of losing gibs? You’ll skip this one too, truth hurts.

It certainly makes me happy to know that over 40% of my check goes to people like this.

Hahahahaha

What an absolutely shame-ful video. His hideous ogre-walrus partner is in on this too? That means she knows what he does all day?

Is this the highlight of these fat creatures' lives? The fact Shame got featured on a forum that makes fun of him? "Honey, I made the big time, a bunch of people are laughing at me all at once together, rather than separately like they usually do when I'm online!"

Truly remarkable.

Should be watching the Game, Rangers won. Oilers aren't doing that bad. Though currently it's 3-3. May get another tie game.