Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Septictic]

Once you get to a certain point out of the generic average, you need a tailor. One to either make you custom clothes or to take in and hem the clothes for you. Midgets and women with big knockers have been doing it for generations. The death fats can too.

They can certainly afford it. A drop in the bucket compared to their grocery bill.

 

[glass_houses]

Even 'normal' sized people can have a hard time finding clothes that fit. In my country, it's ridiculously difficult to find clothes if you're 'in between' normal sizes and plus sizes. There's a weird gap that you fall into, normal sizing doesn't want to know you because you're a fat fuck, plus sizes don't want to know you because you're a skinny bitch.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Even 'normal' sized people can have a hard time finding clothes that fit. In my country, it's ridiculously difficult to find clothes if you're 'in between' normal sizes and plus sizes. There's a weird gap that you fall into, normal sizing doesn't want to know you because you're a fat fuck, plus sizes don't want to know you because you're a skinny bitch.

That reminds me of a LiveJournal community from ages ago called Inbetweenies, which was made up of smallfat women in this exact predicament (after they got scolded out of the Fatshionista LJ community for being icky privileged smallfats).

As for Juliana, the issue isn't that she can't find any clothes at all to fit on her body, because she still can. I've seen men's t-shirts and sweatpants in sizes up to 8XL, and she's not there yet. She doesn't even need to sew in order to hem pants that are too long; there's iron-on tape that will do the job well enough.

No, the issue is not the availability of basic clothing to cover one's body—it never is with any of these fats. Only at the most extreme upper reaches of fatness do they size out of absolutely everything (I mean shit, look at FatLip Ash, who can still find clothes), and at that point they're bedbound, so a sheet will suffice. The endless whining about "lack of availability" for supersized clothes is strictly about consumerist aesthetics and identity—nothing more. Juliana wants more choices of clothes that she can use to prop up her "trans masc" identity and look (at least in her mind) a certain way, and she's not satisfied with the selection available to her. She's a very short, extremely fat woman complaining that men's clothing manufacturers don't take her size into consideration and make clothes to fit her so she can look the way she wants to.

It's just the most infantile narcissism, focused solely on the fatty's wants, with absolutely no understanding of any of the practical realities behind manufacturing clothes for extreme outlier sizes. And they don't want to understand; they just want access to all the same "cute" clothes that skinny girls get, at the same price, and have turned it into a political and moral issue and proof of their oppression (while conveniently ignoring all of the real political and moral issues and oppression that plague the manufacture of cheap clothes in the first place, but that's a whole 'nother issue so I'll just leave it at that).

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I could only find 4 aquariums in Kansas, so it's not as if the mound-of-mallow has many options.

Yeah, but Kansas is a major beef producer. There's no way bovine MRIs are in short supply.

 

[HerbertWest]

She's too big for a normal mri machine. They have to ship her out to the livestock yard it seems.
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I’ve finally felt seen and heard = you were so annoying that the doc just gave up and gave you whatever you demanded.
Barely evaluate me = a behemoth enters the office, heavily breathing from a slight movement. Collapsing form of a fat mass, struggling to support itself. Gee I wonder why you’re experiencing back pain!
If I was her GP, I also would diagnose her “from the table” as we say here . Because it’s obvious what the primary reason for her troubles is.
And also these fatties don’t realise when they go to the doctor is that the obesity related illnesses can make it really difficult to diagnose other serious things. Because nothing is normal about them and you have to be very careful when evaluating. And top of all that you as a doc are supposed to watch your every word to avoid being fatphobic or whatever.
You are abnormal julianna, and you require abnormal attention. Get used to it and stop complaining.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Yeah, but Kansas is a major beef producer. There's no way bovine MRIs are in short supply.

"Bovine MRIs," just like the elephant-sized MRIs at the zoo that fat humans get sent to in urban legends, don't exist.

The largest MRIs are all in human healthcare, because that's where all the money is.

If Juliana has eaten her way out of even an open-bore MRI, that's it—there is nowhere else she can go for imaging. And it will be entirely her own damned fault.

 

[futile]

Late AF for this one but:

I'd be surprised if J has ever had any sort of sexual relationship, but I don't want to know if so.

When Corissa and Juliana just started dating they both had tumblrs where they were GUSHING about their hot sex life. It was awful, truly. Now I don't buy that deathfats are even able for, you know, actual hot sex, but they were certainly doing something sexual. I believed them even though I usually don't believe a single thing these sociopaths say, lol.

ETA: She claims to be over 500 in this post from 2021:

Top 6 ways to make your shower more fat-friendly

Over the course of the last 4 years with Comfy Fat I have been adamantly searching for, documenting, and sharing ways to make life more comfortable for myself and other superfats living in a world

comfyfat.com

This bitch, I swear.
In the blog post you linked she says (emphasis mine, of course):

Being cramped in a tiny, slippery space while trying to acrobatically reach each glorious roll has been everywhere from exhausting to dangerous. In your everyday shower, I find that my feet hurt from standing pretty quickly. [...]
Unfortunately, showering is crucial to staying clean. There are risks to not keeping up with our hygiene, like rashes and sores.

but in the very next post she claims (emphasis hers, of course):

[...]the problem is not you or your body. The problem is the toxicity of our cultural obsession with thinness.

You said it yourself, you twat - your feet hurt from standing for two seconds, not from "toxicity of our cultural obsession with thinness". Did cultural obsession with thinness also give you rashes and sores, JULIANA?

 

[LonesomeDud]

It's not that I'm too ugly and have a repulsive personality. It's just that women are culturally obsessed with good looks and character.

 

[stupid frog]

Real close, she claims in this post:

Big & Tall Clothing – The Short & Stouts

Short & Stouts Plus size fashion is finally killin it. More and more companies are broadening their target market by extending their sizes beyond 2x, specifically for women's clothing. As far as men's clothing is concerned,

comfyfat.com

To be 5'2" which pushes her BMI all the way to 91. She claimed to weigh 500 pounds a while ago so she may even have cleared a BMI of 100 (~545 pounds) by now.

That being said the exact value is academic imo- maybe she has BMI 85, maybe she has BMI 105, either way she is so heavy that she is in the highest risk group for obesity related complications + need for special accommodations like the jumbo MRI.

Is she worse than Amber? I know she reached 100 BMI.

 

[Tumbo II]

What makes J both similar and different to a turtle both would struggle to get upright should they end up on their back however I'd feel bad and help the turtle J not so much.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What makes J both similar and different to a turtle both would struggle to get upright should they end up on their back however I'd feel bad and help the turtle J not so much.

"Yeah, no, that's completely understandable, next question."

 

[stupid frog]

When Corissa and Juliana just started dating they both had tumblrs where they were GUSHING about their hot sex life. It was awful, truly. Now I don't buy that deathfats are even able for, you know, actual hot sex, but they were certainly doing something sexual. I believed them even though I usually don't believe a single thing these sociopaths say, lol.

Spoiler: haram inside

Eating hot cheetos and fingering each other.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

J IG:

 

[Breadbear]

Corissa IG:
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J IG:
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So no word on if she apologized to "the kid" who didn't fuck up her roses.
Cool.

 

[Plague Flea]

^^^^ This.

Plus Juliana is apparently not even capable of keeping an eye on a dog in a yard.

 

[Simon]

Corissa IG:
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J IG:
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She has no job, no family to take care of (you know she isn't helping J's lard ass), and her one gardening day every few weeks gets posted about multiple times. Way to be a dead end on multiple fronts, Corissa.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Is she worse than Amber? I know she reached 100 BMI.

Julianna has said she's 5'2", and in a blog post from at least a year ago, she claimed to weigh "over 500" pounds. She's gained since then but is weirdly evasive about providing an actual number. If she's reached 550, then her BMI is greater than 100.

 

[glass_houses]

Julianna has said she's 5'2", and in a blog post from at least a year ago, she claimed to weigh "over 500" pounds. She's gained since then but is weirdly evasive about providing an actual number. If she's reached 550, then her BMI is greater than 100.

It's very possible that she doesn't know how much she weighs. Not only would she need specialist medical equipment to get a measurement- she'd need to find a surgery with a scale going up to four or five hundred kg- most HAES twats get upset at being asked for a weight and if they do get on the scales anyway, they'll face away from the display and tell their doctor just to write the number down and not say it out loud so they don't get triggered.

If being told how much you weigh is traumatic for you, put down the chips and go to a therapist, ffs.

 

[Cuddlebug]

What the hell is a "two spirit" person?? I consider myself in the know when it comes to genderwoo thanks to tending the cows here, and that one's new.

Corissa's shit with the lawn kid reminds me of that time when she flipped out at the McDonald's drive through because some dude tisked at her. Now THAT was quality content.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

What the hell is a "two spirit" person?? I consider myself in the know when it comes to genderwoo thanks to tending the cows here, and that one's new.

Corissa's shit with the lawn kid reminds me of that time when she flipped out at the McDonald's drive through because some dude tisked at her. Now THAT was quality content.

Tommy Tooter claims to be “two spirit” if that’s of any help.