Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I'm Just A Worm said:
LOL. Shame actually did it.

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You know what? I ain’t even hatin, this is pretty goddamn funny and I’ve been entertained tonight. Ol’ Worm will tip his hat across the lines to Shame and his forever-girlfriend on this occasion. :fapcup:

The way I see it, if the American people are going to pay Shame’s bills, they should at least get content out of it.

Now stop mocking Christians mourning school shootings, supporting Jackie Singh’s crusade against an innocent Swede, and get a job, and we’ll really be getting somewhere.

And yes @RussianParasite, I should probably make a list of things I’ve now gotten this guy to do. LOL.

EDIT: I am concerned though. Shame has rage issues. This woman in the video seems nervous, like she was forced to do this. Did Shame threaten to use his “thick fist” to break her jaw, if she didn’t tell off “Worm” on tape? This might be a kind of hostage situation.
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You know the worst thing about this? I expected the wife to be just a little bit better than him since she looked like a nice lady. But no, she's just a piece of fat blob like his husband. They're made for each other.

I don't know why Shane think that this is an own now that we know her wife it's a twat too. Now we know that it's not only one parasite that consumes government money, but two.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
You know what? I ain’t even hatin, this is pretty goddamn funny and I’ve been entertained tonight. Ol’ Worm will tip his hat across the lines to Shame and his forever-girlfriend on this occasion. :fapcup:
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Shane doesn't make content for free, asshole.

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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Also, not only that. But the revelation of his wife being real also confirms that the nickname "Daddy Cum Cannon" is actually how his wife calls him.

So... Owned, I guess?
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She's real enough to have a facebook account under a fake name (a). Sarita Bonita. Since she's now a part of this, there's her account. The custom url is "hamtag" which I don't think needs to be pointed out how fucking hilarious that is.
 
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So who does Shane have for the last teams to go into the second round? I think Oilers and Bruins will but this is as far as the Oilers will go as their next game will be against the Golden Showers Knights. Bruins will then knock out the Leafs because the NHL doesn't want a Canadian team to go any further. Bit of a toss up on who will win the Stars game, though probably Avalanche (I don't see Krakens beating then to get into round 2). I'm hoping the Rangers knock out the Hurricanes.
By the way, games 4-3.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
Shane doesn't make content for free, asshole.

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Shame, I think you’re very confused who the Captain is here.

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I’m the Captain now, in the past, and in the future. Understand, boy?

When I say jump, you say “How High”. When I say Smile, you say “How Wide”.

When I say “Why can’t you get a job”, you say ………. Nothing because you refuse to talk about it.

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Shame, you’ve finally admitted the truth by accident.

Your “girlfriend” is a hooker. You’ve paid her for photo shoots in the past, and now, you paid that bitch double to get over to that Section 8 housing and shoot a video with you to super-own detractors.

Is this where American tax dollars are going? Shane’s hooker pretend-girlfriend? Truly shocking. No, I will not pay for your whore, Shame Porkins, for I already paid when the IRS raped my ass on Tax Day.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Shame, I think you’re very confused who the Captain is here.

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I’m the Captain now, in the past, and in the future. Understand, boy?

When I say jump, you say “How High”. When I say Smile, you say “How Wide”.

When I say “Why can’t you get a job”, you say ………. Nothing because you refuse to talk about it.

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Shame, you’ve finally admitted the truth by accident.

Your “girlfriend” is a hooker. You’ve paid her for photo shoots in the past, and now, you paid that bitch double to get over to that Section 8 housing and shoot a video with you to super-own detractors.

Is this where American tax dollars are going? Shane’s hooker pretend-girlfriend? Truly shocking.
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I knew he was going this way. He thinks we are actually going to pay him money to see his fat sow. Shame is truly lost and I don’t think he’s going to be found anytime soon.
 
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Friendly Arbys Employee said:
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One of the funniest things about this cow is his constant need to appear desirable and wanted, while succeeding only to showcase how ugly he is (inside and out). He's so easy to manipulate and doesn't even see it.

It all screams so loudly of daddy issues that it's like watching an alternate universe Chris Chan, but with a somehow lower awareness of how people see him as a greasy manchild. I have a feeling the only coworkers who were ever nice to him genuinely thought he had Downs Syndrome and that's why he didn't wash his face.

P.S. Shame on all the Kiwis who didn't jump on the opportunity to discuss Shane's totally real sex life. He even had to mention it twice to us!

"I'm about to send a kitchen pic, and left the Extreme Restraints catalog just barely visible in the background along with nerd stuff so it will draw their eye to it."
 
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Doxmatix said:
P.S. Shame on all the Kiwis who didn't jump on the opportunity to discuss Shane's totally real sex life. He even had to mention it twice to us!

"I'm about to send a kitchen pic, and left the Extreme Restraints catalog just barely visible in the background along with nerd stuff so it will draw their eye to it."
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Funny story, pretty sure most of us don't fuck Cluster B bdsm fatties. Those who do probably aren't bragging about it. Just speculation of course.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Shame, I think you’re very confused who the Captain is here.

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I’m the Captain now, in the past, and in the future. Understand, boy?

When I say jump, you say “How High”. When I say Smile, you say “How Wide”.

When I say “Why can’t you get a job”, you say ………. Nothing because you refuse to talk about it.

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Shame, you’ve finally admitted the truth by accident.

Your “girlfriend” is a hooker. You’ve paid her for photo shoots in the past, and now, you paid that bitch double to get over to that Section 8 housing and shoot a video with you to super-own detractors.

Is this where American tax dollars are going? Shane’s hooker pretend-girlfriend? Truly shocking.
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Thanks Shane. My dad and step dad were talking the other day about how they should be in the prime of making money at their jobs but most of the money they make goes to assholes like you Shane because you keep voting for fuckwits like Inslee and Biden who think it is the reasonability of hard working people to take care of people like you who do nothing but go on Twitter and bitch. Money that should be going to mine and my brothers inheritance instead goes to you to build some shitty gaming PC and Uber Eats for your fat ass. Rate me MATI, I don't care. I hate that this asshole thinks he is entitled to the hard earned money of good people who bust their ass while he just sits on his ass and expects a handout.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
You know now I feel less bad about calling her the queen gunt. Does she know Shane didn't bother defending her?
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He also asked me to draw her ugly like him, and then became agitated and insisted when I wasn’t interested, claiming if I didn’t draw his girlfriend I wanted to fuck her and was a virgin. (LMFAO). He said she was “overweight” to the ONA boys as well.

I deeply hope she is also a sperg, fully aware of what’s going on, because she is now on a video on Kiwi Farms, talking shit to a user (me). I find it amusing, but just saying. Hopefully he’s not dragging some normie into the depths of degeneracy without her knowing.

I also now realize, she may have genuinely come up with the idea of me raping a trooned-out Shame. That is truly disturbing. Who knows what kind of twisted fetishes these degenerates are into.

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Thanks Shane. My dad and step dad were talking the other day about how they should be in the prime of making money at their jobs but most of the money they make goes to assholes like you Shane because you keep voting for fuckwits like Inslee and Biden who think it is the reasonability of hard working people to take care of people like you who do nothing but go on Twitter and bitch. Money that should be going to mine and my brothers inheritance instead goes to you to build some shitty gaming PC and Uber Eats for your fat ass. Rate me MATI, I don't care. I hate that this asshole thinks he is entitled to the hard earned money of good people who bust their ass while he just sits on his ass and expects a handout.
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Yasss, go off Queen - slay.
 
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internet friend said:
Shane, brother, it's not enough to just talk the pimp talk. You gotta walk the pimp walk too. Next photo you post better have you in some more appropriate regalia, I'm talking chains, purple coats and a big ring you make others kiss.
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I mean, let’s be honest - “Daddy Cum Cannon” is a pretty ballin’ pimp name. You have to have a quality pimp name, that’s half of the battle. Shame Pimp Arc, when?

RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Funny story, pretty sure most of us don't fuck Cluster B bdsm fatties. Those who do probably aren't bragging about it. Just speculation of course.
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Do I look like a Black Man to you? I’m Just A Worm will leave the heifers to the brothas. And men named Shane Nokes.

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And your punishment for not taking his immaculate word @I'm Just A Worm is now you must fuck her, no condom.
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See answer above.
 
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